Don't worry Huck, I'll go in for ya.. got my rule book here''
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muff diversex
To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman buries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ecstasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
