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Ladies who Squirt ... could you teach me??

MissBee

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Hello!! I'm wondering if any of the squirters out there feel they could teach this skill?

I've seen the You Tube videos, etc., and basically given myself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to make this happen ... but no results. Does anyone have a lead on a Toronto lady who might be able to help?

Feel free to pm me, if you prefer.
 

Ceiling Cat

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Plain and simple, it is just piss. Civilian ladies that squirt are ladies that get exited in the moment and release liquid from the bladder at the height of excitement. Non civilian ladies that squirt learn to control their bladders and squeeze on off at the right moment.

When the Beatles played live concerts the venue would smell of piss after because there were hundreds of adolescent girls releasing piss because they were too exited or did not go to the toilet because they did not want to miss a moment of the Beatles.

Trust me. I have done exhaustive research on this matter. :adoration:


 
I'm of a mind that this can't be taught. It's more of an exploration.

I seem to remember Riley Daniels posting some legitimate findings quite some time ago that it has something to do with the size/positioning of a woman's G-spot. Those fortunate enough to be physically endowed this way are more readily stimulated and can squirt and those who aren't, cannot, or at least not easily. I find it hard to believe that it's some cheap parlour trick that can be facilely learned. If that was the case more women in this industry would do it as it appears to be a big selling feature.

Furthermore, I've been with two squirters in my lifetime and neither of their ejaculate tasted or smelled like urine.

Still, I wish you success in your endeavour!

P.S. A quick search found this past post https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?511660-Is-female-ejaculation-real-Wrong-question.
 

Ceiling Cat

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I beg to differ Sophia, I know a woman that is a semi pro long distance bicycle racer. She had to teach herself to piss through her bicycle shorts during a race. ( they do this so they do not have to stop to piss and lose the race )

If you can pee riding a bicycle, you can pee riding a guy.
 

too2shy

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It's not urine.. medically proven, spend all over 1 second on google on reputable sites.

Based on extensive reading I've done, forums etc, it seems possible to make almost any woman squirt, what the OP is asking, how she can make herself squirt. Which is seemably more difficult, I think once she's been able to squirt with a partner who knows how to get her to, it will be easier.

MissBee, you maybe better off asking on terb for appointments from any guys who can make women squirt.. proficiently. Go about it that route, understand the sensation, build up, etc, and then try to figure out how to get there yourself.. perhaps in conjunction with someone willing to help with this lol. Sounds fun. don't give up.

I'll warn you though, I've been with a number of women who squirt, and its really messy business, it's fun for all of like.. a few minutes, and then its lots of towels every time you want to have sex.. big costco things of lysol wipes etc. Think of taking a tall glass of water and dumping it onto a bed ..
 
I'll warn you though, I've been with a number of women who squirt, and its really messy business, it's fun for all of like.. a few minutes, and then its lots of towels every time you want to have sex.. big costco things of lysol wipes etc. Think of taking a tall glass of water and dumping it onto a bed ..
So true. A married client of mine told me that a former girlfriend of his was a squirter and it was great while it was novel but became a real pain after time because everything gets soaked (e.g. couch, car seats, etc.).
 

Ceiling Cat

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I will not argue if it is pee or not. For commercial purposes if you squirted pee or lady cum, the client would not care.
 

SchlongConery

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It's not urine.. medically proven, spend all over 1 second on google on reputable sites.
I have to stand up for the Red Fonted one here and say I believe him.

I would fully expect that based on his extensive experience with his "lady friends" at the Home piss themselves when having sex with him. Or when not having sex with him. Depends. And I believe that any other women who this suave and debonair red fonted codger might propose having sex with, would also piss themselves laughing.


I'll warn you though, I've been with a number of women who squirt, and its really messy business, it's fun for all of like.. a few minutes, and then its lots of towels every time you want to have sex.. big costco things of lysol wipes etc. Think of taking a tall glass of water and dumping it onto a bed ..
Exactly!

Be careful what you wish for.

My most recent (exclusive, committed) girlfriend started to "gush" a few months into our relationship. It really did cause a big mess, and I mean that in the kindest, most positive way. I thought I'd have to toss my memory foam topper. But soaking it up and Febreeze and drying it out seemed to work. From then on, whenever we had non-spontaneous bedroom sex, we always laid out plush white towels.

A few other things.

One, is that in my experience with several lovers who did "squirt", the discharged fluid never had any hint of the scent, nor taste of urine. And in the case of the last girlfriend, she became sort of self conscious about the volume and so would always go pee before sex in case there was a connection.

Second, is that in my private, personal experiences (non-sp's) there has to be a very deep sense of either trust and intimacy to truly "let go" or there has to be incredible passion/excitement of the moment if it is a newer relationship.

Third, there is definitely a technique involved. As well as knowing the correct physiological locations and stimulation techniques, you really have to become attuned to your woman and adjust your stimulation to her responses. Too many guys learn their sexual techniques from porn and are wayyyyyy too rough. Especially the typical hard two fingered hooking in porn that leads to the squirting. You really gotta get into her and adjust to her, while still leading her where you know she wants to go.

FWIW...
 

MissBee

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I've been with several squirters and it's not pee (it is messy!!!). But I'm not here to revive that old debate (if you think otherwise, you can just assume I want to learn to pee during sex and let me carry on with my project).

Sophia, I'm not 100% sure everyone can do it either ... but I feel like I'm getting pretty close, like the right technique could push me over the edge. I'll keep everyone posted if I find the Squirt Whisperer. Haha!!
 

Aardvark154

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It's not urine.. medically proven, spend all over 1 second on google on reputable sites.
Well these reputable sites hold that you are incorrect.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing/

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...cience-behind-female-ejaculation-9987298.html

"It seems that larger volume fluid emissions, or squirting, are for the most part urine."

Now if you want to read the actual article it was published in the 24 December 2014 issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicine.
 

Smallcock

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You pee every day right? It's the same thing except you do it during the session rather than in the toilet.
 

pussyluver

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If it's not urine what is it? Where does it come from? Where does the body store it? And for non squirters, how does the body release it.

These questions are very difficult to answer, and it has been said squirting isn't a small volume of fluid, so if it isn't urine the questions should be easy to answer as it would be hard for the body to hide it.
 

Bostonmass

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I'm very proficient in getting ladies to squirt, so, since I'm in a good mood, I'm more than glad to come over to show you.

Hell, I'll even do it for free. Be warned though, it works best in 69 position so you may have to be interactive during the session. It usually only takes 3-4 hours.
 
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dirkd101

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I'm of a mind that this can't be taught. It's more of an exploration.

I seem to remember Riley Daniels posting some legitimate findings quite some time ago that it has something to do with the size/positioning of a woman's G-spot. Those fortunate enough to be physically endowed this way are more readily stimulated and can squirt and those who aren't, cannot, or at least not easily. I find it hard to believe that it's some cheap parlour trick that can be facilely learned. If that was the case more women in this industry would do it as it appears to be a big selling feature.

Furthermore, I've been with two squirters in my lifetime and neither of their ejaculate tasted or smelled like urine.

Still, I wish you success in your endeavour!

P.S. A quick search found this past post https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?511660-Is-female-ejaculation-real-Wrong-question.

Sophia is correct in this, as it is an exploration of one's body. You may find that you can't squirt, but in the journey of this exploration of kink you may find something else, a deeper form of orgasm or a mini-squirt.

Without arguing what a squirt is with some who wish to label it as one thing or another, it is a bodily response to certain stimuli. The squirt being real and as Sophia says, not just "some cheap parlour trick". I have been with a few squirters myself and what it is I can't say, but it isn't piss either.
 

spraggamuffin

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Get a dildo specifically designed to hit the spot.
Practice I guess and do it while totally turned on.
I'm guessing with women a lot of it would be in the mind.
Maybe try spanish fly which gives that tickle to the urinary tract.
Maybe try a full bladder, not that I'm saying it's pee.
If you fail, try and try again.
A partner,female or male who likes bringing women to G spot orgasms may be of help for sure.
Good Luck.
 
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