Fun Thread! When guys are reading though an Escorts website, what's the 1 turnoff?

[captnkirk]

The disconnect between the listing all of the services that you offer / don't offer (DFK, DATY, GFE, PSE, Greek, etc. etc) and the disclaimer that money exchanged is for your time only and in no way implies sexual services will be provided.

If all I wanted was company and a 1-way conversation for an hour I may as well save my money and go visit my geriatric, Alzheimer's brain riddled mother in her care facility .

 

[rhuarc29]

Many of mine are already mentioned, but I'll reiterate:

-Buzz words that aim at appearing sophisticated (ie. luxury, elite, exquisite, or any number of French words for non-French escorts). While some escorts are indeed elite, I'll make that determination for myself, thank you! Plus, charging $350, $400 or $500 an hour doesn't make you elite in my books...not unless you live up to it.

-Ridiculously stringent screening requirements. Full name? Nope. Three references? Don't think so. Work number? Are you kidding me?! On a first time meeting, I know nothing personal about you. I expect the same line to be drawn for me. One reference should be sufficient, and it shouldn't be an absolute requirement to meet. For example, I'm thinking Adriana Luxx where you can either offer a reference from a reputable lady or a deposit. Seems perfectly reasonable to me! Note to self: need to see Miss Luxx!

-A wishlist rubs me the wrong way. A few gift ideas that can be enjoyed together, like chocolates, wine, etc., is great. An extensive list of watches, handbags, jewelry, shoes, and clothing is not! While I have on occasion bought those things for industry ladies, it's a result of having gotten to know them on a personal level, at which point you should have a pretty good idea what they like without having to resort to a wishlist!

-Rate lists that are redundant. More of an oddity than an actual annoyance. If one hour costs $250, and two hours cost $500, you don't need to list 2 hours as a separate rate!

-Extensive lists of restrictions for their clientele. For example: race, age, grooming habits, contact restrictions, etc. Race and age don't dictate maturity. Good grooming habits are a given, and don't need to be reiterated on your site. Text/call/email only is annoying enough, but having to confirm multiple times the day of, or you not being bound to the appointment until the last minute when I'm already on-location, is incredibly disrespectful of my time.

All in all, it's about mutual respect. Don't try to lead me on, don't try to take advantage of me, and don't place ridiculous restrictions on me that you don't follow yourself. I'll try not to waste your time, I'll be punctual to a fault, and I'll be well-groomed.

 

[captnkirk]

<<<<has sneaky, niggly feeling that none of the 22-30 yr olds with prices starting at $250 HH really give a shit about what we think. They are obviously getting their fees and are busy 8 hours a day so why change?

 

[rhuarc29]

<<<<has sneaky, niggly feeling that none of the 22-30 yr olds with prices starting at $250 HH really give a shit about what we think. They are obviously getting their fees and are busy 8 hours a day so why change?

Unfortunately it's true that many have the "I can get away with it, so why wouldn't I" approach. That is true in all walks of life. But as is also true in all walks of life, some people have moral fiber and rise above that. So although many probably don't give a shit what others think so long as they get what they want, there may be some who do.

 

[lynn_ha]

Unfortunately it's true that many have the "I can get away with it, so why wouldn't I" approach. That is true in all walks of life. But as is also true in all walks of life, some people have moral fiber and rise above that. So although many probably don't give a shit what others think so long as they get what they want, there may be some who do.

rhuarc29, very true and a good observation!

 

[legmann]

Expensive website with expensive photos done to all look high end.. with rates to match. I want to see the goods, not some amazing website with awesome pics.. in the end I'm coming to see YOU not the marketing material. Long rants about philosophy, your beliefs as a woman, a giant list of gifts you like, etc. You know what it is we are meeting to do, right? Let's focus on that.

Tend to agree. Marketing is fine, but lengthy write-ups without even any basic information/stats included anywhere are near-useless to a prospective client.

 

[SexB]

I don't know about turn-off on their website but how an SP acts on boards can be a bit of a turn-off.

 

[Bforgotten]

Duck face!

 

[dirkd101]

I have to agree with much that has already been said. I like the reference to "War and Peace", as this illustrates it best, be to the point about yourself, without misrepresenting who you are. Pictures should be recent and show the goods. If using pro pics, throw in a few selfies, as this shows us the undoctored look.

On the topic of pictures;

Pictures that can be enlarged, without having annoying things happen. (feathers come to mind)

Pictures that are too small, even when enlarged.

Blurry, out of focus pictures.

Pics that are too dark.

 

[NorthernBear]

Biggest turnoff is when I must fill out a booking contract before I can see her.
First of all, I rarely use my real name when seeing someone and I do not expect an SP to provide me with her real name or any of the personal information asked for in some of these contracts.

Secondly, I find it very tacky to provide references from other SPs. What, do they get on the phone and talk about clients after we are gone?
I treat all women with respect whether they are cashiers at McDonalds, my bank teller or an MPA or SP. Not many references will reveal that.

Another thing is the constant use of fake photos especially by Asian escorts. Do they really think that we are that stupid to think that 15 girls all look exactly the same? I've seen some Asian agencies use the same photo for 4 different girls in 4 different locations all on the same day.

 

[captnkirk]

One that happened to me recently....selected the lady for her long list of services which were my faves, including my #1 DATY.
Find out after arriving AND handing over the money, that DATY was off the list due to her period.
Mark those days off on your web calendar and just take that week off. That is why you have a calendar function on your web site. It is not so that we know in what month we are living !
Are you so fucking money hungry that you cannot take a few days off?
Or better still learn how to stop your period completely by adjusting your birth control pills or getting injections.
I should've walked but I had already downed the little blue pill and didn't want it to go to waste. I settled for less than what I was wound up for and anticipating.

 

[Worf]

Unfortunately it's true that many have the "I can get away with it, so why wouldn't I" approach. That is true in all walks of life. But as is also true in all walks of life, some people have moral fiber and rise above that. So although many probably don't give a shit what others think so long as they get what they want, there may be some who do.

This is true. But they can only get away with it for only so long. Eventually the client list will dry up.

 

[lynn_ha]

I don't know about turn-off on their website but how an SP acts on boards can be a bit of a turn-off.

SexB. you are right and I know how a lot of us post & don't stop to think that everything we write (ladies especially) is going to reflect on us as an individual. The guys may see a great website with good presentation but read comments & posts from an SP which is going to reflect badly if handled incorrectly. Think before you post is always good advice!

 

[jackjackjohnson]

Overtly filthy language or trashy language.Hate that.

 

[LiveInTorontoPartyInMontreal]

Since I work late hours I book a lot out of outcalls and many SP's have a $50 to $150 surcharge transportation which is common. .

Example, let's say the SP's incall rate is $350, and my outcall rate is $ 500. Why is there a surcharge for the 2nd and 3rd hour when the SP is already at my hotel. Shouldn't my 2nd hour be $350 only ?

 

[lynn_ha]

Since I work late hours I book a lot out of outcalls and many SP's have a $50 to $150 surcharge transportation which is common. .

Example, let's say the SP's incall rate is $350, and my outcall rate is $ 500. Why is there a surcharge for the 2nd and 3rd hour when the SP is already at my hotel. Shouldn't my 2nd hour be $350 only ?

Sounds logical LiveInTorontoPartyInMontreal & a reasonable observation.

 

[LiveInTorontoPartyInMontreal]

Thanks Lynn !
I love Kitchener/Waterloo. Planning to visit one of these days. Love The Charcoal Steakhouse if it's still there. Cheers !

 

[lynn_ha]

Thanks Lynn !
I love Kitchener/Waterloo. Planning to visit one of these days. Love The Charcoal Steakhouse if it's still there. Cheers !

hi LiveInTorontoPartyInMontreal, I checked out the Charcoal Steakhouse on google & it says it's still there!
Here's the link.

http://www.charcoalsteakhouse.ca/

 

[Bored123]

Lack of photos, I want a good idea of her looks. Also, I'd rather they didn't photoshop out tattoos I'd rather have an idea of her complete look. I know some guys aren't into tats and maybe that's why they are edited out but personally I like a girl with tats so I want to see them.

 

[D-Fens]

lack of photos, or using photos that are like 10 years old... photos that are grainy and look like they were shot with a $50 flip phone, "VIP" galleries, Surcharges are also pretty off putting, $50 extra for greek $50 extra for cim $50 extra for this, $50 extra for that. I see stuff like that and I'm gonna go elsewhere Another thing that irks me is when she gives links to reviews and when you click on them, it's just a dead link to nowhere. "this page can't be located" or something like that, Also hate it when they have a calender but don't even bother to keep it up to date. , or the schedule they have on their website doesn't match the one they post on terb or twitter. I hate that. No music please, and Keep your bios and descriptions short and sweet, I don't have time to read a novel "gift" lists that are a mile long (I'm not getting you anything honey, the money i pay IS the gift) REALLY stringent screening requirements, (3 references? really?) age requirements (gentleman over 35 only)

No PSE services= deal breaker, for me GFE only service is not worth it.

if she only hosts out in Markham in the airport and never comes downtown, forget it.