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Fun Thread! When guys are reading though an Escorts website, what's the 1 turnoff?

lynn_ha

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Pics that take forever to load. And those pics that go vertical and sideways and resize themselves after every pic. This makes the forward and backward buttons showing up in different positions. I find that annoying.

Also sites that promise more revealing pics if you sign up. There is no way I am going to sign up just to look at pics.

I'll let you know if I think of anything else.
Worf, I know you get angered when something is a royal pain in the ass!

 

VirginJohn

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No African Americans, or saying no Blacks under 35 or 40 years, especially when it's black escorts posting that stuff up.

Even if I like jacking off to escort pics, if I see that, I'm like, I'm jacking off to a racist lady, and that feels stupid. A racist lady ain't worth a fap any more than the likes of Sarah Palin is worth one.

I'm very choosy to what type of escort pics I fap too and what is written on the ad can kill the fap experience.
 

Laird

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Revealing baggage, making all these demands, and generally writing like the kind of stuckup cunt you'd find on dating sites. I actually read one that said she'd report any no-shows.

Vulgar pics (e.g. closeups of her pussy, other dudes involved, etc).
 
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Celticman

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Revealing baggage, making all these demands, and generally writing like the kind of stuckup cunt you'd find on dating sites. I actually read one that said she'd report any no-shows.

Vulgar pics (e.g. closeups of her pussy, other dudes involved, etc).
Conversely, I suspect that many escorts hope to avoid people like you that use this language.
 

thesun

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Some interesting views and there is one concern I have: Escorts listing the gifts they would like to receive from you. I do not think it is classy nor cool especially when their lists are quite long.

I do not think you should be asking nor encouraging people to send you gifts. Sometimes I bring gifts but that is my choice.

If you do not like the gift, just asay thank you and donate it to a good cause. I guess I am old fashioned as I was taught not to ask for gifts.
 
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kugel1

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Some interesting views and there is one concern I have: Escorts listing the gifts they would like to receive from you. I do not think it is classy nor cool especially when their lists are quite long.

I do not think you should be asking nor encouraging people to send you gifts. Sometimes I bring gifts but that is my choice.

If you do not like the gift, just asay thank you and donate it to a good cause. I guess I am old fashioned as I was taught not to ask for gifts.
Send gifts, no. But I sometimes find that there is something on that list that also appeals to me, and bringing it when we meet tends to be enjoyed by both. For example, I have a thing for CFM boots. When I see that on a providers list, and if the comunication is there, I have surprised them with their wish on more than one occasion. I also find it leads to better sessions down the road.
 

TheKing

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Lots of info about booking early to get your appointment confirmed, because she's busy as hell and booked back to back. She says she books up quickly and has limited slots left. Yeah, I want to grab the last spot in your assembly line.. NOT!

The expensive website with expensive photos done to all look high end.. with rates to match. I want to see the goods, not some amazing website with awesome pics.. in the end I'm coming to see YOU not the marketing material.

Long rants about philosophy, your beliefs as a woman, a giant list of gifts you like, etc. You know what it is we are meeting to do, right? Let's focus on that. Some fluff is nice but I'm not buying a Cadillac that I'm keeping for 10 years. This is a 1hr encounter. Wham bam, etc.
 

thesun

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Send gifts, no. But I sometimes find that there is something on that list that also appeals to me, and bringing it when we meet tends to be enjoyed by both. For example, I have a thing for CFM boots. When I see that on a providers list, and if the comunication is there, I have surprised them with their wish on more than one occasion. I also find it leads to better sessions down the road.
You can have better sessions by being super clean, thoughtful and polite. Bringing a surprise gift does help though but their websites including the long list of gifts basically turn me off. Hey, that's just me.
 

lynn_ha

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Lots of info about booking early to get your appointment confirmed, because she's busy as hell and booked back to back. She says she books up quickly and has limited slots left. Yeah, I want to grab the last spot in your assembly line.. NOT!

The expensive website with expensive photos done to all look high end.. with rates to match. I want to see the goods, not some amazing website with awesome pics.. in the end I'm coming to see YOU not the marketing material.

Long rants about philosophy, your beliefs as a woman, a giant list of gifts you like, etc. You know what it is we are meeting to do, right? Let's focus on that. Some fluff is nice but I'm not buying a Cadillac that I'm keeping for 10 years. This is a 1hr encounter. Wham bam, etc.
Hi TheKing, thanks for taking the time to post!
 
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Too many to mention. Here are some,when a "z" or "$" is used instead of a "s".
^^^This. Unless you're 18 y/o, it's not cute. Also, your rates should be easy to access on your website. I'll look elsewhere before I dig down too far. And they should make sense - I often scratch my head when I see someone is charging $350 for an hour, but $800 for 2 hours (for example). It makes it seem like they're not interested in booking longer sessions, which I prefer.
 

lynn_ha

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^^^This. Unless you're 18 y/o, it's not cute. Also, your rates should be easy to access on your website. I'll look elsewhere before I dig down too far. And they should make sense - I often scratch my head when I see someone is charging $350 for an hour, but $800 for 2 hours (for example). It makes it seem like they're not interested in booking longer sessions, which I prefer.
Frankunderwood. you could just book 2 one hour appointments back to back and save a hundred bucks! :) Oh . . . . . & bring a change of clothes so she doesn't recognize you!



 

justfor

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Some interesting views and there is one concern I have: Escorts listing the gifts they would like to receive from you. I do not think it is classy nor cool especially when their lists are quite long.

I do not think you should be asking nor encouraging people to send you gifts. Sometimes I bring gifts but that is my choice.

If you do not like the gift, just asay thank you and donate it to a good cause. I guess I am old fashioned as I was taught not to ask for gifts.
I would think that the ladies who have a list must have been asked by clients many times before what the ladies' preferences are, and are just doing us clients a favor. I very much prefer to bring something that they like to receive than not, and thereby wasting my effort. It makes my life so much easier and I really appreciate that ( list). In no way do I think that they are soliciting a gift.
 

The Mechanic

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For me it's age ( same age for the last 5+years) and also pictures get something fresh like with in the last year. And like some people have stated the gift thing if a bond between you two have developed then OK with that, but on the first date?
 

Trooperbrown

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I don't like ambiguous names, I am more attracted to pages by girls that use a single name and a traditional girls name , such as Madison, Tracy, Candy. Girls that use names like Charlie, or have a first and last name, or names that they seem to have worked to hard to create don't work for me. Also when it comes to pictures don't do any thing too fancy. Just put up a couple shots that show your body rather then trying to be too artistic... just my personal thoughts
 

lynn_ha

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I don't like ambiguous names, I am more attracted to pages by girls that use a single name and a traditional girls name , such as Madison, Tracy, Candy. Girls that use names like Charlie, or have a first and last name, or names that they seem to have worked to hard to create don't work for me. Also when it comes to pictures don't do any thing too fancy. Just put up a couple shots that show your body rather then trying to be too artistic... just my personal thoughts
Thanks angrybrownman, for taking the time to express your thoughts! It's been a very informative thread
 

just4

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obvious fake photos or photos too perfect to be real.
 
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