Fun Thread! When guys are reading though an Escorts website, what's the 1 turnoff?

[lynn_ha]

When guys are reading though an Escorts website, what's the one turnoff?​

What annoys you most when you see this in an escorts site?
Let us know so we can try and fix our websites!
When we have our sites designed we don't realize that some of it's contents could be really annoying to our readers!
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TECHNICAL aspects of the web site & how it functions, it can be a drag!

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[bazokajoe]

Too many to mention. Here are some,when a "z" or "$" is used instead of a "s". When they take bad/blurry selfies. Laying on a bed or flashing a bunch of dollar bills.

 

[nntsci]

I'm not really sure what I don't like because those ads I don't like don't attract my attention, but I do know what I do like.
Also are you asking in terms of Escort agency ads or independent backpages type ads?
I guess I like web sites that provide some information about the time that the lady is available.
I prefer to make arrangement by email a day or two in advance.

 

[elwoodinontario]

Poor grammar/spelling.
All those stupid, annoying emojis (B£ue €yed B£onde for example)
Pictures that don't give the reader an honest, accurate picture of what the advertiser looks like.

 

[buttercup]

Poor grammar/spelling.

It's bad when the lady advertises herself as well-educated, and then makes elementary errors of grammar, spelling, etc -- apparently not knowing that it is a mistake.

Not really a turn-off, as such.
Look at CeilingCat, as an example -- he has appalling grammar and spelling, but he makes no claim to be classy.

Ladies: if you're going to advertise yourself as well-educated and classy, get one of your more professional clients (better still, someone who writes for a living) to give your site the once-over. Most likely, he'll be glad to do it for free.

Don't give your readers a reason to laugh at you. Don't get caught out, pretending to be someone you're not.

Anybody can make a spelling mistake -- but not on your website!

 

[wangbang]

$500+ / hour!

 

[bemeup]

Party friendly. Means her and the apartment are going to stink of weed.

 

[sashimi]

Too wordy.

No paragraphing in long write-ups.

Fonts too small.

Need reference. (But it's her Right!)

 

[canman1]

Screening that has you filling out information, as if you are applying for a job. When in reality, she is the one, who is looking to be employed. Her website may or may not, actually portray her. Yet she wishes information about the client, that even she is not providing.

 

[thailover]

over 45
cbj only
transgendered

 

[spankey]

The obvious fake pics, quite often used by agency's to portray girls of a certain background.

 

[HobbyHorse]

Not realy a turnoff... just a deal breaker... I stop reading (sometimes with regret) when I see the words "references" or "screening".

 

[Baggy]

MUSIC! Please no music
FAKE Pics Recent Pics - OMG the fake pics are rampant and the pictures from 1999 just wont cut it sorry
Get to the point - we are not there to read War & Peace

 

[scdave2003]

I keep the sound off on my devices just because I don't want music or a welcome message attracting the wife's attention. Same when I watch youporn vids, I don't want 'ya baby, fuck me hard' resounding thru the room! So no music a given.

Misleading pictures, pictures in bathrooms or messy rooms, pictures not yours even if close (the tats tell the tale). I like face pictures, don't want to pull up to a clock stopper (like I'm god's gift to women). If a lady doesn't want her face shown don't photoshop it out, use a mask ( think those masks on sticks in old English movies).

Gratuitous talk, calling me Hun or babe.

Pages that take forever to load.

Just a couple of my thoughts. Have a great day Lynn.

 

[lynn_ha]

I keep the sound off on my devices just because I don't want music or a welcome message attracting the wife's attention. Same when I watch youporn vids, I don't want 'ya baby, fuck me hard' resounding thru the room! So no music a given.

Misleading pictures, pictures in bathrooms or messy rooms, pictures not yours even if close (the tats tell the tale). I like face pictures, don't want to pull up to a clock stopper (like I'm god's gift to women). If a lady doesn't want her face shown don't photoshop it out, use a mask ( think those masks on sticks in old English movies).

Gratuitous talk, calling me Hun or babe.

Pages that take forever to load.

Just a couple of my thoughts. Have a great day Lynn.

Great post scdave2003, as I was reading your post I realized my website must take forever to load as I know my pics are too big and need to be downsized! Everyone who has posted to this thread have brought up a lot of points to improve an escort's website! I hope more of the ladies will read this thread, it's good information. A guide line in designing a website to keep the guys "reading" your website and not close it prematurely.

 

[oftenrong69]

All of the above plus
"You've seen the rest now see the best"
".... best kept secret"
"Genuine GFE"
I only respond to ads that appear to show a realistic age. Not every single SP can be 22. I only start paying attention at 30, but that's me.

 

[popstop]

All of the above plus
"You've seen the rest now see the best"
".... best kept secret"
"Genuine GFE"
I only respond to ads that appear to show a realistic age. Not every single SP can be 22. I only start paying attention at 30, but that's me.

Yes.

Also annoyingly worded ramblings that look like it has been taken directly out of a bad harlequin romance novel. Where every simple word is replaced by a longer word out of the thesaurus. Just sounds so cheesy and air-headed, when the obvious attempt is to make the escort sound smarter. But it's easy to see through. Sadly it's more common than not.

 

[captnkirk]

All of the above plus
"Genuine GFE"
I only respond to ads that appear to show a realistic age. Not every single SP can be 22. I only start paying attention at 30, but that's me.

Good points....
1. We have all had a real GF who would not do certain things so how is genuine GFE a positive point? I want an SP who will NOT be like my GF.
2. Age: eventually the mid-20' ladies will learn that stating that you are 24, 25, 27 is really better than pretending that you are 20-22. Like good wines and scotch ladies get better with age. ANY 27 year old is a better lover than a 23 year old. Why not be your real age and let us be pleasantly surprised when we first see this hot lady who looks younger?
3. Fake education: there are ladies who advertise on TERB who are pretending to be educated or pretend to be in the process of being educated to be teacher, a lawyer, MD, scientist, whatever. Firstly I am paying for sex not an encounter for erudite commentary on current affairs. You know what....it is much easier keeping the truth straight then it is weaving a pack of lies. If you say you are studying to be a teacher and I happen to be a teacher our casual post-coital conversation may just turn to discussing the science of teaching...who have you read, what do you think about this technique for engaging little kids / teens in the classroom. Eventually you will be found out that the only schoolin' you had was secondary and although I am not looking for you to be my life partner I am looking for someone I can trust. You just lost part of that trust. Just be yourself. Have your dreams of being an space woman, just don't be a fake space cadet.
4. Fake tits: I have encountered many enhanced breasts and at 50+ I will say that the best are those that are natural, any size please. Enhanced = you will NOT entice me to place you on my list.
5. Pussy: It just happens to be MY #1 objective, at least with an SP. I do have my preferences (longer lips) and it would be nice to have that info upfront. I live to DATY, I do it very well but I don't enjoy it as much when there are little tiny mouse lips hiding inside. I don't want to find this out after I have dropped my white envelope on your nightstand. I don't expect posted or emailed pussy pics but you have your screening rules and I have mine so please be willing to share a bit more descriptive info. There are many other choices in the marketplace so I can be selective to get as close as possible to my ideal SP. If I just wanted to get fucked I would go to Backpage.

 

[lynn_ha]

Good points....
1. We have all had a real GF who would not do certain things so how is genuine GFE a positive point? I want an SP who will NOT be like my GF.
2. Age: eventually the mid-20' ladies will learn that stating that you are 24, 25, 27 is really better than pretending that you are 20-22. Like good wines and scotch ladies get better with age. ANY 27 year old is a better lover than a 23 year old. Why not be your real age and let us be pleasantly surprised when we first see this hot lady who looks younger?
3. Fake education: there are ladies who advertise on TERB who are pretending to be educated or pretend to be in the process of being educated to be teacher, a lawyer, MD, scientist, whatever. Firstly I am paying for sex not an encounter for erudite commentary on current affairs. You know what....it is much easier keeping the truth straight then it is weaving a pack of lies. If you say you are studying to be a teacher and I happen to be a teacher our casual post-coital conversation may just turn to discussing the science of teaching...who have you read, what do you think about this technique for engaging little kids / teens in the classroom. Eventually you will be found out that the only schoolin' you had was secondary and although I am not looking for you to be my life partner I am looking for someone I can trust. You just lost part of that trust. Just be yourself. Have your dreams of being an space woman, just don't be a fake space cadet.
4. Fake tits: I have encountered many enhanced breasts and at 50+ I will say that the best are those that are natural, any size please. Enhanced = you will NOT entice me to place you on my list.
5. Pussy: It just happens to be MY #1 objective, at least with an SP. I do have my preferences (longer lips) and it would be nice to have that info upfront. I live to DATY, I do it very well but I don't enjoy it as much when there are little tiny mouse lips hiding inside. I don't want to find this out after I have dropped my white envelope on your nightstand. I don't expect posted or emailed pussy pics but you have your screening rules and I have mine so please be willing to share a bit more descriptive info. There are many other choices in the marketplace so I can be selective to get as close as possible to my ideal SP. If I just wanted to get fucked I would go to Backpage.

Great post captnkirk and thanks for your input! Hopefully a few will act on your information you and others have provided!

 

[Worf]

Pics that take forever to load. And those pics that go vertical and sideways and resize themselves after every pic. This makes the forward and backward buttons showing up in different positions. I find that annoying.

Also sites that promise more revealing pics if you sign up. There is no way I am going to sign up just to look at pics.

I'll let you know if I think of anything else.