and message me - been awhile since we did dinner. Maybe I can grab our trio partner from up yonder and we can all hit Milestones for bellinis!
Can I just say hell yes?!?!
Longest pee ever my friend! You've got my real number!
Thank you!
But here's the thing to remember, there's bullshit in every line of work.
Yes there is... but WHIMIS just won't cover this shit lol!
Since you're leaving, out of curiousity what %age of clients are like this, or when you open the door, you look at them and want to dry heave when you first see them?
My percentage has been under 3%. I screen for assholes.
Others... WOW! If we include inquiries mine goes up. Others don't get so lucky apparently.
P.S. Upside to being curvy is I'm frequently the envy of many. There seems to be a plethora of amazing gentlemen who love curves! Looks and manners! RAWR!
Delete your post, it's not remotely funny and it clogs up the board.
I missed whatever it was... hope you're well wazup!
So true, especially jobs/vocations that involve interactions with humans.
It's not the humans that's the issue. It's the failure to retain humanity.
Most of us except for people in the medical profession or social workers don't have to deal with people
who smell or are reluctant to wash for some reason.
Interestingly I've often felt great SP's have to be part therapist and part social worker as well as confidant to many.
I try to avoid chick pea salad prior to an appointment.
Yes... Hummus is better in other forms. LMAO
He doesn't understand what's appropriate and when.
Many do not. Don't hold it against them.
So Lily, what are your hourly rates and whats your contact info??
When can we get together??
LOL too cute. Perhaps our schedules will align during my short time left.
You'll be missed! You've been a fantastic SP and your presence on the review boards has always been fun, friendly, and a welcome breath of fresh air.
Thank you! Use it and enjoy it. Smile after saying it and think of wrecked beds!
Good luck in your future endeavors...
Take care
Thumper
Thank you! And to you old friend.
Fellas Lilly is right.
You've got to wash your ass, get in there. Wash out those nasty bits of toilet paper. And for God's sake wash thoroughly between your ball sack and your thighs. You can't expect a good lusty bj if you balls smell like a Bronx sewer.
If you don't.....no stink on the hang low for you!
That video makes me howl! Your post is also pure gold! LMAO
Lily, I'd rather post here to reply than elsewhere
I know you'll do what's best for you.
I'm glad it was here! Where it began for us!
I'm going to email you from a civilian email. Our friendship transcends the SP world. Drinks, dinner and lots of memories to go over!
Wow that was some funny shit. The sad part is I believe all of it. This line of work attracts all kinds. You are getting out at the right time Lily. Good luck to you.
Thank you! I can almost picture your amusement as you read it!
Your post allows me to say:
It is the right time for me. Winding down Lily to allow for the next chapter is mentally nerve wracking but causes me great excitement also. It's kinda scary but we jump when life falls into place.
Funny thing is LD is part of that. Great things came from this world. More so than any of the above shenanigans.
I know some of those close are fretting that I will be 'OK'... I'm a planner. Always have been and while it may be tough it's worth it. If you stumble upon me post LD smile. You're going to love the new me!
Kisses and love!
Lily
P.S. Don't do anyone I wouldn't do! :yo:
