So i met a nymph...

[surferboy]

Not like its a bad thing! She's a 23yr old speciality nurse & we hit it off right away. She could get laid 5x a day & still want more, never encountered a women like this. Problem is she wants to fuck everywhere in public & at her parents house(still lives at home). Now don't get me wrong I don't have much shame & had no problem getting a bj from her in a glass elevator of a very tall hotel, bending her over in a stall of a popular dt bar, numerous places where she works etc. But I had to draw the line when she said lets do it on my parents bed & in the downstairs of her church. Hate being called a chicken too!

Now the problem is she won't have sex with me until I give in & do it in one of the two places. I'll admit to finger bangin two girls in church when I was a teen & taggin my second girlfriend on her parents bed when they went away for the wknd. But fuk i'm a grown man now & having not even met the parents just out of respect I can't do it. Which brings me back to the church, how bad is it to tag a girl in church to get back in the sack with her? Oh the dilemma's of being tall blonde & single lol

 

[SchlongConery]

Dear Penthouse Forum

Not like its a bad thing! She's a 23yr old speciality nurse & we hit it off right away. She could get laid 5x a day & still want more, never encountered a women like this. Problem is she wants to fuck everywhere in public & at her parents house(still lives at home). Now don't get me wrong I don't have much shame & had no problem getting a bj from her in a glass elevator of a very tall hotel, bending her over in a stall of a popular dt bar, numerous places where she works etc. But I had to draw the line when she said lets do it on my parents bed & in the downstairs of her church. Hate being called a chicken too!

Now the problem is she won't have sex with me until I give in & do it in one of the two places. I'll admit to finger bangin two girls in church when I was a teen & taggin my second girlfriend on her parents bed when they went away for the wknd. But fuk i'm a grown man now & having not even met the parents just out of respect I can't do it. Which brings me back to the church, how bad is it to tag a girl in church to get back in the sack with her? Oh the dilemma's of being tall blonde & single lol

Fixed your post for you!

 

[niniveh]

Keep wallowing in your imaginary dilemma and you'll lose this sexy chick, if indeed she exists. A bed is a bed and for the church downstairs, just watch out for the preacher doing the choir.

 

[Kirby2006]

Too funny

 

[thumper18474]

Gee. ..I had to double check the OP...
for second there i thought Gorilla Joe was back

 

[Kirby2006]

If you've done it in a glass elevator, a church basement and the parent's bed are pretty vanilla.

Might I suggest upping the ante to see how much game she has? How about something really public?

Any suggestions guys?

 

[destillat]

here we go again

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

What happened to your cottage girl friend...I though last time you told us she was knocked up and were wondering how to break the news to your neighbor buddy ?

P.S. I am quite convinced surferboy is a chick getting her kickers off with the fantasy writing stuff and pulling our chains for a twirl...just my 2cs

 

[Chloë.]

What happened to your cottage girl friend...I though last time you told us she was knocked up and were wondering how to break the news to your neighbor buddy ?

P.S. I am quite convinced surferboy is a chick getting her kickers off with the fantasy writing stuff and pulling our chains for a twirl...just my 2cs

LOL. The girl got pregnant? I remember that story. Part 1 and Part 2 a few weeks later.

 

[Butler1000]

If you've done it in a glass elevator, a church basement and the parent's bed are pretty vanilla.

Might I suggest upping the ante to see how much game she has? How about something really public?

Any suggestions guys?

Jays game. WestJet Flight deck.

 

[IRIS]

Sex is not allowed in the church if you older than 14 years, so you really don't have a choice .

 

[surferboy]

What happened to your cottage girl friend...I though last time you told us she was knocked up and were wondering how to break the news to your neighbor buddy ?

P.S. I am quite convinced surferboy is a chick getting her kickers off with the fantasy writing stuff and pulling our chains for a twirl...just my 2cs

Knocked up! Are you fukkin high? Been sexually active for 25 yrs & never got one by the goalie lol. Some people don't no their not mature & responsible enough to raise a child, I do!

 

[anon1]

Any suggestions guys?

Dancefloor at next terb party.

 

[Gentlescorp]

You gents have missed out the one under your noses. The K lady who used to work at Mkham Oasis 5-6 yrs ago was a real nymph. She wanted sex 2-3 times a day and ready to do it any where. I was taken to her house to do some minor plumbing work and she made me do it on her brother's bed. Whenever she was at my place she made me do it on every table, chairs, sofa, kitchen including on the outside portico while barbecuing. In the parks and while driving the car was a norm to her and one time on my bass boat out open while fishing at Lake Simcoe . She really was a crazy nymph. I had two best yrs of my life with her. Some guys in here might know her very well. She used to take some of her regulars to fancy resorts and spas out of town such as St.Anne or Inn of Manitou quite a few times.

 

[Indiana]

Sounds like she's a keeper.

 

[Lenny Weinrib]

What's a penthouse forum?

 

[Terminator2000]

whats a troll really look like, anyways?

are we talking a troll that looks similar to the one that lives under the bridge and doesn't let anyone cross without paying a sixpence?

 

[anon1]

great sig line I read somewhere forgotten: "every guy wants a girl who likes a lot of sex, until he gets a girl who likes a lot of sex."

 

[Kirby2006]

Or "World's most delusional man" ?

 

[GameBoy27]

Problem is she wants to fuck everywhere in public & at her parents house(still lives at home).

You two seem pretty adventurous. Tell her you'll agree to parents bed and church if she'll do a "Spectator Sex" show with you at Oasis. http://oasisaqualounge.com/event/spectator-sex-2/?instance_id=45649

If you've done it in a glass elevator, a church basement and the parent's bed are pretty vanilla.

Might I suggest upping the ante to see how much game she has? How about something really public?

Any suggestions guys?

I'm with you on that.

How about something like this. http://xhamster.com/movies/494590/sex_in_the_stadium_l7.html