The End is Near

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On January 27, 2006, Senator Al Gore announced that, unless we spend all of our assets to combat Global Warming and of course, to line his greedy pockets, the world would end in ten years.

Time has passed and Al Gore's dire and bleak inconveniences will result in the world ending in a ball of flame in exactly 22 days. He indicated that we would have a thorough scorching probably of Biblical proportions with ocean levels increasing by fifty to sixty feet. Thence, I believe, by extension, the face of the Earth would shrivel to the consistency of a cinder, and all critters, including even termites, cockroaches and rats would be consumed in the ensuing conflagration.

So listen Terbites, should there be a party or celebration to commemorate our last few days here on Earth, or, should we "Cry Havoc and loose the dogs of war" on that opportunistic charlatan?
 

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He is a politician:
'Read my lips ...'
'Mission Accomplished'
'I did not have sexual relations with that girl''
"I am not a crook"
"I won't run a deficit."
"We did not, I repeat, did not trade weapons or anything else [to Iran] for hostages, nor will we,"

It becomes a habit ..
 

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Liberal non-politicians like David Suzuki have no problem repeating the same lies so long as it lines their pockets. He's another one of these save the planet types, like Al Gore, who owns multiple mansions and fleets of gas guzzlers.
 

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On January 27, 2006, Senator Al Gore announced that, unless we spend all of our assets to combat Global Warming and of course, to line his greedy pockets, the world would end in ten years.

Time has passed and Al Gore's dire and bleak inconveniences will result in the world ending in a ball of flame in exactly 22 days. He indicated that we would have a thorough scorching probably of Biblical proportions with ocean levels increasing by fifty to sixty feet. Thence, I believe, by extension, the face of the Earth would shrivel to the consistency of a cinder, and all critters, including even termites, cockroaches and rats would be consumed in the ensuing conflagration.

So listen Terbites, should there be a party or celebration to commemorate our last few days here on Earth, or, should we "Cry Havoc and loose the dogs of war" on that opportunistic charlatan?
kook.
 

bluecolt

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Only three weeks left until the End. Good time to run up your credit cards, sell your house and cash in your RRSPs. Also time to buy the Lamborghini you cannot afford and the 120 foot yacht you cannot afford, both financed to the hilt, of course.

Time to visit all the SPs on your to-do list. There's not much time to travel the world.

Only 21 days to go. One good thing to happen at the End. All of the liberals and communists on this site will be incinerated.
 

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The Northwest Coast of British Columbia and Alaska is falling into the Pacific Ocean and 80% of the polar bear population will be wiped out by 2040. The thinning Polar ice cap and competition from Grizzly Bears moving north will insure that.

One a side note: The End is near...the Sheriff is near!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77sPKCc4SS0
 

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The Northwest Coast of British Columbia and Alaska is falling into the Pacific Ocean and 80% of the polar bear population will be wiped out by 2040. The thinning Polar ice cap and competition from Grizzly Bears moving north will insure that.

One a side note: The End is near...the Sheriff is near!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77sPKCc4SS0
Good. Those racist bears are dangerous.
 

bluecolt

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Except for one thing.. Al Gore never said any such thing.
Google "Al Gore January 26, 2006 prediction." Read all of the entries from the Washington Post to CBS News. He did indeed say this except in politicalese and legalese.
 

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Google "Al Gore January 26, 2006 prediction." Read all of the entries from the Washington Post to CBS News. He did indeed say this except in politicalese and legalese.
"And politicians and corporations have been ignoring the issue for decades, to the point that unless drastic measures to reduce greenhouse gases are taken within the next 10 years, the world will reach a point of no return, Gore said.' This is the quote I found. Where does it say the world will end in January of 2016?
 
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Al Gore won't be able to take his dough with him. While he had a net worth of 1.7 million in 2000, since then his net worth has bounced up to $200 million.
 

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I can't find references to the original quote, only from denier sites that are usually just full of crap.

So I don't know what Gore was referring to, only that we hit 1ºC in global temperature increase this year, where 2ºC is considered to do drastic changes to our environment.
We also hit 400ppm CO2.
http://climate.nasa.gov/400ppmquotes/

Gore is probably right in that its too late to stop us from having to deal with fairly drastic climate change.
You think the weather has been weird lately?
Its just getting started.
 

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Only 19 days to go. It's time to load up on survival food and lots of bottled water. The End is near. Build an ark, air conditioned, of course.

Don't forget to bring along several SPs who you want to survive.
 

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I can't find references to the original quote, only from denier sites that are usually just full of crap.

So I don't know what Gore was referring to, only that we hit 1ºC in global temperature increase this year, where 2ºC is considered to do drastic changes to our environment.
We also hit 400ppm CO2.
http://climate.nasa.gov/400ppmquotes/

Gore is probably right in that its too late to stop us from having to deal with fairly drastic climate change.
You think the weather has been weird lately?
Its just getting started.
1st you say you can't find Gores "original quote",...then you say,... "I don't know what Gore was referring to",...sounds like you have been reading his book of lies again,...you should cut back on that shit,...its not good for ya.

And yet,...contrary to the Climate Change Religion,...hurricanes energy has been DECREASING,...so is that what you consider,..."weird",...???

http://www.weathertrends360.com/Blog/Uploads/2014/09/o-hurricanes.png

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1st you say you can't find Gores "original quote",...then you say,... "I don't know what Gore was referring to",...sounds like you have been reading his book of lies again,...you should cut back on that shit,...its not good for ya.

And yet,...contrary to the Climate Change Religion,...hurricanes energy has been DECREASING,...so is that what you consider,..."weird",...???

http://www.weathertrends360.com/Blog/Uploads/2014/09/o-hurricanes.png

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The reason he can't find the original quote is that the original quote doesn't exist. I put the closest to a quote of what he did say above.
 

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I suspect we have already passed the point of no return. Likely now the question is a matter of degree, rather than whether. But I doubt the changes we have caused are reversible.


Not according to Gore,...so might as well live well now,...he sure is.

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Not according to Gore,...so might as well live well now,...he sure is.

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That's the tragedy of the commons: you me and everybody else has an incentive to live it up until the party ends, but government is supposed to take a more responsible, longer term view. I'm certainly not going to sell my car and stop taking airlines to vacations, etc., but maybe if we want our grand children to enjoy the party too we should be a bit more responsible and at least try and have less impact.
 
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