You Guys are lucky in Toronto

[Mable]

Holy Mackerel!

So I am going down the elevator after a hard day at work, and a few drinks. Must admit I am a little tipsy. Going back to the bar. On comes this drop dead gorgeous bombshell, dressed to kill. I mean she is taking no prisoners. She looks at me, smiles (instant boner on my part) and hands me a business card! She is an escort and is propositioning me. Needless to say, back up to my room and we have a romping good time. Exceptional, in fact. I cannot remember her call sign or the agency. Do any of you guys know which agency issues business cards? I really want to see this girl again.

Damn are you guys lucky. Nothing like that in Ottawa.

 

[GameBoy27]

It was that good and you didn't keep her card?

 

[TESLAMotors]

It was that good and you didn't keep her card?

I was thinking the same thing. lol

 

[Mable]

Somehow I lost it. I thought I put i in my wallet, but it is not there. I have gone through all my luggage and clothing; nothing!

 

[JohnHenry]

Somehow I lost it. I thought I put i in my wallet, but it is not there. I have gone through all my luggage and clothing; nothing!

Probably a good thing. Try explaining how you got it when you get home.

 

[IM469]

Probably a good thing. Try explaining how you got it when you get home.

I was thinking his wife might be holding it for him ..or her divorce attorney.

 

[Mable]

Nice try guys. My S.O. knows about my Hobby. I insist on full disclosure in my personal relationship. Personally, I just can't live that complicated a life.

 

[Chloë.]

Business cards for the win.

 

[bridgette_xo]

Business cards for the win.

Agreed!

I can't wait to try this..I think for my personal fantasies more than anything!

 

[JohnHenry]

Agreed!

I can't wait to try this..I think for my personal fantasies more than anything!

Here's a good starting point.
http://www.vistaprint.ca/gallery/AM...tegoryPage_IndustryCarousel_cta2_Beauty+&+Spa

 

[Chloë.]

So it was you?

Lol no. But my cards are extremely handy and work quite well when I'm in that situation often, in the financial district.

Everyone passes cards so it's not out of the ordinary.

 

[Chloë.]

Here's a good starting point.
http://www.vistaprint.ca/gallery/AM...tegoryPage_IndustryCarousel_cta2_Beauty+&+Spa

That's where I got mine! It was a really speedy process too. Like 2-3 business days.

They have really great quality card stock (I hate flimsy cards that bend easily, such a pet peeve) and you can get certain letters or symbols embossed/glossy/texturized that pop out so you can feel them when you run your fingers over it. Looks really really nice.
I recommend ladies who work downtown (or even by the airport) to get them. You never know who is interested when you are strangers in an elevator together making small talk (and they are "visiting on business"), maybe while you are having a drink in a hotel lounge, or even just simply walking around town. There is a knowing eye and lingering look that you can master.

Fun times.

 

[Frankunderwood]

Arabella's uses business cards. I still have yours, Chloe :eyebrows:

 

[Chloë.]

Arabella's uses business cards. I still have yours, Chloe :eyebrows:

:eyebrows: I'm glad.

 

[rhuarc29]

Meanwhile, there's a homely maid offering her cleaning services who just got banged by a drunk dude.

 

[asuran]

I should start a collection of these `business` cards!!

 

[JohnHenry]

Meanwhile, there's a homely maid offering her cleaning services who just got banged by a drunk dude.

They all look like ten's after midnight.

 

[Mable]

Meanwhile, there's a homely maid offering her cleaning services who just got banged by a drunk dude.

:rofl: