Shunned at the cottage by a bunch of hypocrites

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surferboy said:
Spent the long wknd at the cottage & kind of made amends with the neighbors. Just luv hearing the pep talk,your almost 40 you need to start settling down & thinking about a family & not just meaningless relationships( yeah if i wanted free advice i'd watch Dr Phil u dumb asses but i digress). Anyways got to waterski,drink,play some beach volleyball,drink & eat some awesome lobster my neighbor brought from the east coast. All in all not a bad long wknd, & found out maybe i'm not as young as i feel...

My special friend was there & made me breakfast Saturday morning only to hear someone banging on the front door. Nice girl she is, she goes to open it & comes running back to the kitchen with the front door open & jumps in my arms saying daddy there's a man with an axe. I'm like wtf & walk to the front door to see my tree guy with an axe on his shoulder. "Didn't mean to bother you,what wood do you want split first". Luvvy still in my arms & now grabbing my wood says yes daddy what wood first as buddy starts laughing & apologizes saying i'm sorry i thought it was your daughter. Well at least it made for interesting dinner conversation after the table got quiet when she sat beside me at the "adult table". Some people can't see pass a number,my answer to that fuk em!
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interesting fiction from an attention whore who resurrects his own 3 month old thread....
 
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benstt

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I just don't get a healthy 40 year old hiring someone else to split firewood. :)
 
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Whole story is fantasy. OP had some folks initially but part 2 was badly written and absurd. Stimulated some good convo though.
 
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Don't I know how to call them and this idiot had the audacity to try to call me out in my reviews. Like I said before this guy is not only a creep but a real tool too!!! Nuff said...ur half second of fame is done on this board....forever a lame ass loser....stamped, labeled and branded. :(
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Tommy/Spanish 80/Big Rocks I called you out your reviews because your a liar & a shill. Remember the infamous Farrah Grey review you did as Big Rocks & then your other personality Spanish 80? Or the review you did of Sinful Sophia she didn't remember? I could go on but its pointless. Only reason I updated my post is because some people PM'd me calling me a pedophile among other things because they think I took advantage of a 18yr old. I'm obviously not a pedophile,still great friends with her, respect her & even encourage her to find a steady bf because i'm not that guy. Still get the gears from some family & friend's about being with a teen at my age but I really don't give a flying F. So go right some over the top reviews my delusional little Spanish friend & have a great day:)
 
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Titalian said:
Its his only claim to fame. There is nothing more to say.
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Actually my claim to fame is two NFL cheerleaders, a smoking hot Body Glove model I modeled with(& good friend of that better known model Brooke Burke) & a cute porn star back in the day I use to train & bang when I lived on the west coast. Still have a Cowboys cheerleader & VS model on my bucket list but the latter is going to be tough. The body isn't model material anymore lol
 
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surferboy said:
Actually my claim to fame is two NFL cheerleaders, a smoking hot Body Glove model I modeled with(& good friend of that better known model Brooke Burke) & a cute porn star back in the day I use to train & bang when I lived on the west coast. Still have a Cowboys cheerleader & VS model on my bucket list but the latter is going to be tough. The body isn't model material anymore lol
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So then.... what brings you to TERB? :confused:

Just curious...

Actually, you sound a lot like another Surfer that was so kind to grace us with his presence a few years back. Surfbum, or something like that. Same MO... went on and on about how much of a stud he was, and was highly successful, wealthy etc.

Is that you? Or are all surfers vain attention whores? :p :rofl:
 
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surferboy said:
Actually my claim to fame is two NFL cheerleaders, a smoking hot Body Glove model I modeled with(& good friend of that better known model Brooke Burke) & a cute porn star back in the day I use to train & bang when I lived on the west coast. Still have a Cowboys cheerleader & VS model on my bucket list but the latter is going to be tough. The body isn't model material anymore lol
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Wow ! I won't be able to sleep tonight I'm so envious and impressed. :clap2:
 
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It would have made for better fiction if the log cutter played a bigger role. In your other version invite her in!!!
 
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Spent the long wknd at the cottage & kind of made amends with the neighbors. Just luv hearing the pep talk,your almost 40 you need to start settling down & thinking about a family & not just meaningless relationships( yeah if i wanted free advice i'd watch Dr Phil u dumb asses but i digress). Anyways got to waterski,drink,play some beach volleyball,drink & eat some awesome lobster my neighbor brought from the east coast. All in all not a bad long wknd, & found out maybe i'm not as young as i feel...

My special friend was there & made me breakfast Saturday morning only to hear someone banging on the front door. Nice girl she is, she goes to open it & comes running back to the kitchen with the front door open & jumps in my arms saying daddy there's a man with an axe. I'm like wtf & walk to the front door to see my tree guy with an axe on his shoulder. "Didn't mean to bother you,what wood do you want split first". Luvvy still in my arms & now grabbing my wood says yes daddy what wood first as buddy starts laughing & apologizes saying i'm sorry i thought it was your daughter. Well at least it made for interesting dinner conversation after the table got quiet when she sat beside me at the "adult table". Some people can't see pass a number,my answer to that fuk em!
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People who type like you shouldn't be using the phrase "I digress" in any sentence (no matter how poorly it's structured).
 
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geeky said:
I wish this thread would be deleted. Its a waste of sql server space.
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Maybe your right, but you should probably blame the guy who bumped up this thread. Guess Who ?
 
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geeky said:
Let me guess - he surfs, and makes up stories about the life he wishes he had?
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Maybe on the board, but bingo on the rest.
 
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Too rich!

Delusionary minds gone wild.
 
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surferboy said:
My labor day tryst from last year came out. Hate it when i'm pushing 40 & still get treated like a child by neighbors that are like 15 years older & prolly the biggest hypocrites i know. " I understand you were drinking with our kids & i must be hearing things,did you sleep with one of ****n's friends,do you know how old she is,do you know who her father is etc etc etc." The weekend went all to shit after answering a bunch of those questions.

Is there a law i don't know about partying with 18-21 yr olds & them supplying there own booze & having a good time with a willing 18yr old? Man they have short memory's,they were feeding me booze & got half my hockey team phucked up on shrooms when we were 17 & i think they taught me almost every drinking game i know! And the best part is to be scolded by two women that think their high society now because there c level execs,but they must have bad memory's too. I remember when i was 18 or 19 & got sprayed by a skunk one night in a drunken stupor & these two were showering me down outside with tomato juice & had there hands down my shorts the whole time. But were high society now & we think your a bad influence on our kids. Music to my ears biotch's,now i'm really going to party with them! Summer 2015 here i come baby

Had to vent sorry!
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lol woow .. you really did number on yourself! Since You have your own cottage find yourself young girls on line polyamory date site and enjoy your time. Dont mess around with your neighbor's daughter.. Its very disrespectful .... You dont respect others simply you dont respect yourself:(
 
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"Is there a law i don't know about partying with 18-21 yr olds & them supplying there own booze "...yes at 18 in the province of Ontario it's underage drinking.
 
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