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'First time poster, and first time hobbyist (an amusing affectation for something so full of win - like, a "hobbyist" surely should be someone who sits alone in a musty basement building model ships in a bottle or something comparable).

So was full of lust and not in the mood for something resembling a tiny ship, and put my mind to research. Not awful. And not something where I do a perp walk. To the ruination of my otherwise happy life. And came up with the lovely Emily J. Not in vanier - check. No bad reviews - check. Has a website, and dedicated enough to slap it together herself - check. A pro. Who loves what she does = :)

Painless check with name and phone. Call her and am so nervous I mangle the address and protocol. And she laughs it off and is indulgent. Greets me at the door in a thong and a baby-doll/empire waist sheer top. And is all smiles and not the least bit transactional. To her bedroom where she sits me down and makes me feel completely at ease, as I kinda babble. I think you people call that a gfe? And eventually smiles and strips off my clothes and lays me on the bed.

Where she proceeds to give me the best bbj and cim I've ever received, and I'm 6'2 and pretty, easy with broads, so that's saying something. ;)

At the end, I was like 5 minutes left so I best bounce, cause I don't want to intrude and she asks me if I want to shower, which I thought was fucking cool and the opposite of counting the clock. But I had stuff to do. So bolted. With a kiss.

Anyway, would highly recommend. Sweet. And kind. And impossibly lovely and gracious. :)
 
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Good review and welcome aboard. Only observation is that the "I'm 6'2" and good with broads" part while you describe a paid encounter was a little cringe-worthy haha. We're all here for the same reason bud no one's going to judge you for paying for it and the "broads" can read ;)
 
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Eddie401 said:
Good review and welcome aboard. Only observation is that the "I'm 6'2" and good with broads" part while you describe a paid encounter was a little cringe-worthy haha. We're all here for the same reason bud no one's going to judge you for paying for it and the "broads" can read ;)
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A fair point, and thanks for the welcome! Only meant to substantiate, which came across as unintentionally boastful, that I've had bj's a-plenty - and her's was par excellence. In fact the best. :)

Approximately zero shame on the paying part. I wish I'd come across this happy rumpus room on the web years ago.
 
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I just watched Amy Schumer on Jimmy Fallon and I have to reiterate what I said before about Emily J seeming like her. Not an uncanny resemblance but if you've been with Emily J enough I think you'd chuckle at the similarities. ALSO, it's then not a stretch to imagine fun sexy times with Amy Schumer!!!!! Especially since Amy often talks about sex!
 
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I recently saw Emily J for my 4th straight birthday visit. No chocolate cake this time but that's only because she didn't receive a further confirmation of my visit. It's a nice, simple little tradition we have now. If you guys find a provider that "does it for you" make sure you act accordingly. I'll say it again (because it's obvious from discussing things with her): Emily J is a pro and we're lucky to have her here.
 
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I saw her a few years ago, she definitely knows what she's about. She has a rather unique twist these days though, the option to have fun with her and her male "friend". Not my cup of tea, but maybe that's a draw for some people.
 
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Not for me either...I keep looking at her photos and going back and forth whether or not to visit her...Not sure she is the body type I'm looking for :(

TheRiddlerMan said:
I saw her a few years ago, she definitely knows what she's about. She has a rather unique twist these days though, the option to have fun with her and her male "friend". Not my cup of tea, but maybe that's a draw for some people.
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The MMF "option" is just that, an option. I didn't take it. I went to see her initially, when she was with PK, because of the reviews she got. The body type? Well, just because some people like "food X" doesn't mean others do. I mostly prefer a shape like PK Cherry or Paige but I took a chance on Emily J and I'm happy with her. The service is always good, for me, at least. And, you definitely can't accuse her of bait & switch tactics. Yep, she might not be everybody's cup of tea, but she's good at this job. And we'd do well if more of the SPs in town emulated her, while keeping their various differences intact.
 
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Just had the best ever DATY session with Emily. It was sandwiched between her oral specialty. If you're tired of bait & switch, and TOFTT disappointments, give her a try.
 
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randall_stevens said:
heard that she's growing a bush, is it true? if so, how much of a bush??
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It's pretty natural and full. Check her website.

I'm an older guy who is completely indifferent to the decision that women make on this and enjoy DATY in either case (the whole "pubes caught in the teeth" thing seems pretty stupid and childish to me, from a reality standpoint).
 
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Gntlmn said:
It's pretty natural and full. Check her website.

I'm an older guy who is completely indifferent to the decision that women make on this and enjoy DATY in either case (the whole "pubes caught in the teeth" thing seems pretty stupid and childish to me, from a reality standpoint).
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I checked her website, seems she has posted pics of a full bush, but none of them are hers!!!
 
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I've seen her once, she's got a sweet personality but not my type so won't repeat for me. Huge bush and heightened risk of sti just reinforces that.
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Can you post a link to this?
50 years ago yes maybe there was a higher chance of getting crabs, but not in today society.
And I never heard the claim that having pube make you higher risk of getting sti
 
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Gntlmn

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It isn't a "huge" bush but it is nicely-trimmed and groomed, soft fluffy dark blonde bush.

I've never gotten ANY indication that Emily J is not 100% careful about condom use, STI's, etc. I trust her, in this regard. If the question is about "Absolute trust" or "zero risk" I think that's a pretty silly question to be asking on this site.
 
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My personal opinion is that rates should not be interpreted as risks. Being a bisexual does not increase your chances of contracting HIV. It is having unprotected sex that increases your risk of contracting the disease.

Risk factors are: engaging in unprotected (vaginal or anal) sex, sharing sex toys, sharing needles. http://healthycanadians.gc.ca/disea...es-affections/disease-maladie/hiv-vih-eng.php

My personal opinion: A gay man having safe sex is less at risk of contracting the disease compared to a heterosexual man having unprotected sex.
 
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