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Shunned at the cottage by a bunch of hypocrites

scouser1

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So 40 year old dude bangs an 18 year old proceeds to brag about it on here and then gets bullied by the neighbours and now wants us to feel bad for him? Haha nice try, anyone with an ounce of intelligence could see this happening, something like that you do it, enjoy the moment and take it to your grave as a secret.
 

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Obviously you do not have an 18 year old daughter. And don't second guess me ! I've always stated my feelings about younger women in this industry. Most of the women I see are over 25. and experienced.
You seem to view sex as a negative thing, something we should hide from young adults.
I bet most young adults would roll their eyes at you knowing what's best for them, especially if they knew you were a married guy on an escort site.
 

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I stopped reading at "prolly".

This kind of disgusting use of the English language doesn't deserve my precious time.
 

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I stopped reading at "prolly".

This kind of disgusting use of the English language doesn't deserve my precious time.
"kind of"..is redundant..........................i guess you dont go on social media
 

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You seem to view sex as a negative thing, something we should hide from young adults.
I bet most young adults would roll their eyes at you knowing what's best for them, especially if they knew you were a married guy on an escort site.
I guess you've never read my posts ? I'm single ! And your wrong I do enjoy sex, with the appropriate lady JMO No matter
how sexy or flirty an 18 year old would be, I still would have nothing in common with her. For me sex is a physiological experience,
mind, soul and body, not merely physical.
 

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Nothing wrong with it but maybe better for relations with the neighbor if you fuck somebody else's daughter.
 

Titalian

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Nothing wrong with it but maybe better for relations with the neighbor if you fuck somebody else's daughter.
I wouldn't have expected anything more.
 

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I guess you've never read my posts ? I'm single ! And your wrong I do enjoy sex, with the appropriate lady JMO No matter
how sexy or flirty an 18 year old would be, I still would have nothing in common with her. For me sex is a physiological experience,
mind, soul and body, not merely physical.

I agree. There have been mpas that i wasn't connecting with because they seemed too immature in terms of life outlook which is a turn off.

I love the confidence that an experienced woman brings.
 

SchlongConery

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Nothing wrong with it but maybe better for relations with the neighbor if you fuck somebody else's daughter.


Psssst again fuji. :caked:

if you read and comprehended the first post, and several others in this thread, rather than just blabbering :blah:... you'd know that it was not the neighbours daughter.


POST #1 .....did you sleep with one of ****n's friends,do you know how old she is,do you know who her father is etc etc etc."

And in a later post he clarified for the comprension-challenged: "...
Whoa buddy first off it wasn't my neighbors daughter it was her friend & secondly she wasn't drunk.Thirdly i do have some morals,i would never touch my neighbours daughter
 

fuji

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Neighbors daughter or neighbors daughter's friends, either way you won't be earning the trust of the neighbor.
 

MattRoxx

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Neighbors daughter or neighbors daughter's friends, either way you won't be earning the trust of the neighbor.
It's logistically possible that surferboy fucked his own daughter.
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Man they have short memory's,they were feeding me booze & got half my hockey team phucked up on shrooms when we were 17 & i think they taught me almost every drinking game i know! And the best part is to be scolded by two women that think their high society now because there c level execs,but they must have bad memory's too. I remember when i was 18 or 19 & got sprayed by a skunk one night in a drunken stupor & these two were showering me down outside with tomato juice & had there hands down my shorts the whole time.
 

SchlongConery

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Neighbors daughter or neighbors daughter's friends, either way you won't be earning the trust of the neighbor.

Neighbors daughter or neighbors daughter's friends is a big difference. Either way your opinion won't be earning the respect here.

But I agree that it was not a good decision.
 

surferboy

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Spent the long wknd at the cottage & kind of made amends with the neighbors. Just luv hearing the pep talk,your almost 40 you need to start settling down & thinking about a family & not just meaningless relationships( yeah if i wanted free advice i'd watch Dr Phil u dumb asses but i digress). Anyways got to waterski,drink,play some beach volleyball,drink & eat some awesome lobster my neighbor brought from the east coast. All in all not a bad long wknd, & found out maybe i'm not as young as i feel...

My special friend was there & made me breakfast Saturday morning only to hear someone banging on the front door. Nice girl she is, she goes to open it & comes running back to the kitchen with the front door open & jumps in my arms saying daddy there's a man with an axe. I'm like wtf & walk to the front door to see my tree guy with an axe on his shoulder. "Didn't mean to bother you,what wood do you want split first". Luvvy still in my arms & now grabbing my wood says yes daddy what wood first as buddy starts laughing & apologizes saying i'm sorry i thought it was your daughter. Well at least it made for interesting dinner conversation after the table got quiet when she sat beside me at the "adult table". Some people can't see pass a number,my answer to that fuk em!
 

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Wow, way to shit where you eat. You deserve everything that's coming to you buddy. *facepalm*
 

scouser1

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Dude we get it, you are a 40 year old and banged an 18 year old or whatever, talk about "ohhh look at me everybody on TERB, aren't I awesome" attention getting.
 

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I have been in the same position, with an opportunity to bed a young girl I was mentoring, and I didn't, for many reasons that should be obvious to a thoughtful person. Your neighbours might have a point about putting away childish things, they might also be hypocrites, but don't shoot the messenger just because you don't like the message.
 
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