What was the stupidest rule your parents had when you were a kid?

thirdcup

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Let's hear it folks. Don't hold back.
 

SchlongConery

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Just because the dog does it, don't lick your ball in the middle of the road.
 

Malika Fantasy

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Don't "chat" on the internet. (try telling that to a teenager when MSN was popular)
I was allowed to go alone to a park/see friends that probably lived a good km away when I was 7 years old, but god forbid I go on that U turn two street down.

Not by my parents but in elementary school, about 1/3rd of the playground was grass...we weren't allowed to go on the grass, but it was fine during winter. (I still haven't figure that one)

I had a teacher in high school that you were only allowed to go to the bathroom once per semester during her classes, if you needed to go more than once you go a written words sent to your parents (we only had 5 minutes break between classes, it was utter bullshit)
 

Luton

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I must be very lucky, there is nothing they imposed that I think was stupid. They always gave me lots of freedom and I so didn't want to disappoint them I generally behaved.
 

MissCroft

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They always gave me lots of freedom and I so didn't want to disappoint them I generally behaved.

Same here. I actually didn't really have any 'rules'. I was pretty much raised by my grandparents and I was a good kid so they gave me a lot of freedom. I rode my bike a lot and came home when the streetlights came on - remember that? LOL
 

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No guns at the dinner table. Or was it no puns?
 

COMMANDER KIRK

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If your brothers can't go, you can't go.

Imagine how much fun it was being 13, but restricted to activities that my 10-year-old brother could take part in.....
 

rhuarc29

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If your brothers can't go, you can't go.

Imagine how much fun it was being 13, but restricted to activities that my 10-year-old brother could take part in.....
The flip of that is the younger sibling gets less recognition for his achievements because he's not the one who blazed the trail. So a bit of a trade-off there!

I remember my mom set bedtimes by age so that I went to bed an hour before my older brother. He and my mom would watch tv for the hour. Of course, I never went to sleep before he did, as every night I'd sneak out and watch the tv from behind the coach. Such an ineffectual rule.

Also, I couldn't do a lot of things without my brother supervising...which I'm sure was just as annoying for him as it was for me.
 

TheDr

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Looking back as an only child, now with an only child of my own...nothing, they were all pretty sensible... I enjoyed massive freedoms with clearly defined quite liberal boundaries...

The best life lesson they gave me though was try anything once, then decide if you like it.
 

westendman

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"You can't leave the dinner table until you finish everything on your plate " and to this day I still hate carrots.
 

bestman007

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You're too young to have sex. After my mom figured out there was something going on with the new girl on the block when I was 12 years old. She ended up ditching me for an older guy and married him. She looks like Cindy Crawford in the infamous Pepsi Commercial now.
 

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