Niagara

[Guzz]

So, I have not contributed much. However, I have taken a lot of advice from here and I have had a lot of fun.
Mostly into MPs, but recently started to dabble with SPs.
Of course Perla is my favourite place on the planet, I feel like I'm in Las Vegas when I go there.
I had an experience in Niagara recently that was ..... Pretty bad. Maybe I'm just used to Perla standards, but I went to the spa that is beside the Sundowner. Chunky girl met me at the door, charged me $40 and took me to a room. She returned in a bit and says 'it will be $140 for hand release and $240 for a BJ.'
Wow! Really. I should have walked out, but screw it I m here -$120 take it or leave it.
She took it. Started with the massage, no teasing - just a 'turn over now'. I played with her absolutely giant tits, that were too fat and floppy. She gave a terrible HJ.
Her lack of 'give a fuck' was irritating and maddening for the price. I will never set foot in that shithole again and I hope I never see her for as long as I'm alive.

If you want to see someone that has 'give a fuck' then go see Paige at Perla. My face is numb after meeting with her. Michelle and I had a lot of fun too the last time I was there.

Promise I will do some more reviews and stop being just a taker.

 

[Ralph Furly]

So, I have not contributed much. However, I have taken a lot of advice from here and I have had a lot of fun.
Mostly into MPs, but recently started to dabble with SPs.
Of course Perla is my favourite place on the planet, I feel like I'm in Las Vegas when I go there.
I had an experience in Niagara recently that was ..... Pretty bad. Maybe I'm just used to Perla standards, but I went to the spa that is beside the Sundowner. Chunky girl met me at the door, charged me $40 and took me to a room. She returned in a bit and says 'it will be $140 for hand release and $240 for a BJ.'
Wow! Really. I should have walked out, but screw it I m here -$120 take it or leave it.
She took it. Started with the massage, no teasing - just a 'turn over now'. I played with her absolutely giant tits, that were too fat and floppy. She gave a terrible HJ.
Her lack of 'give a fuck' was irritating and maddening for the price. I will never set foot in that shithole again and I hope I never see her for as long as I'm alive.

If you want to see someone that has 'give a fuck' then go see Paige at Perla. My face is numb after meeting with her. Michelle and I had a lot of fun too the last time I was there.

Promise I will do some more reviews and stop being just a taker.

Never ever hobby in Niagara! Rip off! For all of us used to the cheap Toronto mileage Niagara will rape you! The SPs and MPs take advantage of the tourists and mainly Americans. I went to this same spa years ago. Before paying the 40 door fee I asked about extras. Back at that time she said 80 for a HJ release! I said fuck you in my mind and walked out. Didn't even bother to bargain because you can sense the vibe that it's gonna be a shitty overpriced session. Don't ever hobby in Niagara. Stick to Sundowner for some fun and you can get lucky at the casino bars with some drunken cougars for free. Worst case, try the cheapies on BP or craigslist. But never go to an MP in Niagara if you hobby in the GTA!