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Celticman

Into Ties and Tail
Aug 13, 2009
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His name is Bill Uga

And perhaps he has achieved the literal impossibility and his head is actually up his ass?
 

scdave2003

Well-known member
Oct 19, 2010
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What if he had a heart attack and died? Would she die of starvation or eat her way to freedom in two months time? Or is she actually fucking a stuffed teddy bear?
 

fun-guy

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Jun 29, 2005
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This gives new meaning to the phrase, which end is up? Where's his head, either of them? And you guys think these ladies don't deserve every penny they make.
 

DB123

Active member
Jul 15, 2013
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If no one figures it out I'll answer it on Monday. Just remember he's a very big guy.
Ya but still...you'd figure then he'd probably have a pretty big head, so it wouldn't be totally obscured by hers, meaning that's not it.

Maybe he's like the guy in Beetlejuice who had his head smashed down between his shoulders?

:confused: beyond belief
 

peeler_feeler

B(.)(.)B Lover
Dec 5, 2001
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I feel bad for the guy...After all he's just trying to see his penis.

But seriously...it can't be fun to be that big...
It ain't that bad being that big as long as you have lots of cash you can be entertained by lovely women. Plus, I don't have to worry about workouts and calorie counting, and enjoy my meals.
 
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