Ever sleep with someone and said to yourself.........

[notthemama]

I hate the padded bra. I accept boobs for what they are. Mostly sacks of skin filled with fat. Whether small or large be honest about it. You don't catch me stuffing socks or baking potatoes down the front of my Levi's to make up for any short comings, real or perceived.
I wouldn't mind taking some of these women to court for false advertising.
I expected perky 36D and got 38B pancakes. There has to be something there.
Not to mention all the other packaging. Girdles, high heels, hair dyes, makeup, wigs and extensions, phony personalities, faking sexual desire. Get them into a long term relationship and it dries up like a stream in the Gobi in high summer.
I think we've all woken up after a frisky night with a pickup and been hard pressed to recognize the "REAL" lady next to us. Wha Happened?
Nothing that an hour and a half in front of the mirror won't fix.

 

[Celticman]

You drunk bro? THAT is some heavy shit right there.

Nope, but if I were drunk I would tell you how I really feel. At length !! :wink:

 

[Dorian Grey]

Nope, but if I were I would tell you how I really feel :wink:

LMAO! :thumb:

 

[basketcase]

I find the men posting the comments in this thread to be very brave.

First of all let me point out that it is without a doubt that all of you will have a physical "flaw". I can assure you gentlemen that it would be rather uncomfortable if the women on this forum were to pick those apart rather than appreciating the fact that you chose to spend time with them, and you two are mutually enjoying one another.

Now if you will excuse me I think I need to find others who appreciate fantasy wrapped in a solidly, sexy dose of reality to take my mind of those visuals.

The difference is in 'advertising'. If I met some girl at a club and she came home with me because the massive bulge in my pants, she sure would be disappointed if it turned out to be an elephantine scrotum. Similarly the bra can often show something that is not reality. It doesn't mean that she or I are bad people or not deserving of a relationship but if the primary purpose of the relationship was to have a one night stand with someone attractive...

 

[NHFL]

Oh come on. I think we have a much better sense of what we are in for when it comes to women's cleavage compared to what they know about our "packages" when the skivvies come off. Maybe that's why a few of my partners have said "oooooh baby, I like it when you keep your boxers on... and here's a pair for your face as well."

Besides, I am sure behind closed doors a few of us have had our privates compared to mosquito bites, tic-tacs, toothpicks and Fisher Price toys without batteries.

 

[one.of.a.kind]

False advertising.

I wanted to say that.

 

[Lily Divine]

Well, it would explain why a lot of them don't reveal their handles!

This is very true.

i've seen some of the terbies... lets just leave it at that lol

Carlng I just choked on my drink.

Now that right there is what I call missing the point. Aside from the patently obvious fact that a review board is going to be inherently superficial, this thread concerns that one incident that haunts you. I'm sure most women have a "flaw" but that's not what this is and its not what is being discussed. This isn't the weird mole, the bizarrely unremoved inner thigh hair, the 'stache, the stretch marks, the snaggle tooth, the horrid tattoo, the chewing tabacky teeth...this is that ONE instance where you close your eyes, make a wish and do it because you're a guy and nothing's gonna stop you now. I imagine that in most of these cases they also took place before the age of 23.

Lest we forget, this is at its core a bunch of guys shooting the shit.

I do agree and thank you, I'm like totally brave

Funny but still it's brave to say it as some have in this thread... As for how brave you might be? I have yet to determine that.

Whilst I will grant that the comments are somewhat collegial and not exactly highbrow, there are a few things that you are not taking into account:

If women were to choose to pick men apart for their flaws in general sense, I think that most men would find it funny.

Escorts, whether you like it or not, are to a very large degree, marketing their looks on a fee for service basis. Men are paying for their services and a woman is quite at liberty to turn the client away if his appearance is not to her liking. This is not exactly the PC environment around the workplace water cooler

If we look at most of the marketing by escorts, it invariably contains references to their physical appeal, usually accompanied with pictures to portray this appeal in the best possible light. On that basis, I would say that women in this business are objectifying (their) looks more so than men do. Regardless of which end of the spectrum is involved

When you accuse some of the men as “brave” you seem to be taking ownership of the moral high ground. Good to know, but I do not agree with you

A mans ego is such that I think you might be surprised how many did not find it funny.

I wouldn't know about objectifying my looks. I was under the impression they see me for my sexy mind.

I still think some comments brave.

I'd say juvenile, not that I'm above a bit of immaturity at times.
:eyebrows:

I was being kind.

The difference is in 'advertising'. If I met some girl at a club and she came home with me because the massive bulge in my pants, she sure would be disappointed if it turned out to be an elephantine scrotum. Similarly the bra can often show something that is not reality. It doesn't mean that she or I are bad people or not deserving of a relationship but if the primary purpose of the relationship was to have a one night stand with someone attractive...

I've met a guy who did have just that... Good thing he had fantastic fingers!

 

[Celticman]

I wouldn't know about objectifying my looks. I was under the impression they see me for my sexy mind.

Let me help you with "wouldn't know". This seems to be you objectifying your looks. And I think you are advertising your sexy ass as opposed what men "really" want. As in your sexy mind?

 

[Lily Divine]

With one particular SP that I see, she does all that she can to ensure that her clients enjoy themselves. I guess that is what makes her so good. All she expects in return for her service is to paid but more importantly, to be treated with respect. Oh and this SP, she does have flaws but I really don't care as she treats me how I like to be treated. Fantasy yes but simple kindness and the overlooking of my flaws go a long way.

This is very well said, and matches my thoughts closely.

Let me help you with "wouldn't know". This seems to be you objectifying your looks. And I think you are advertising your sexy ass as opposed what men "really" want. As in your sexy mind?

Celticman! I didn't know you thought my ass was sexy!

Teasing aside most who do find my main ads know I am rather verbose. The photos might get their attention but it is not what gets them to book typically.

 

[Celticman]

Celticman! I didn't know you thought my ass was sexy!

I was simply agreeing with you

Teasing aside most who do find my main ads know I am rather verbose.

I have never met a verbose woman :wink:

 

[Lily Divine]

I was simply agreeing with you

I never said it was sexy. Though I seem to recall perfect being thrown around once.

I have never met a verbose woman :wink:

I'm aware. It's a shame though because I have had some delicious thoughts about what one might do with you.

 

[Titalian]

fuck it would have been better if they would have kept their clothes on !!!! lol

Was reminiscing about this one girl to my buddy and said " fuck when she took off her bra her tits were like mosquito bites !! lol

I think bras are the greatest garment for a women !!! lol

I have no idea what the point of your post is!!!! One of the most ignorant posts, I've read. in a long while !!

 

[GPIDEAL]

It's one thing to critique for false advertising, but to judge on physical attributes, is sophomoric and disrespectful.

 

[Celticman]

It's one thing to critique for false advertising, but to judge on physical attributes, is sophomoric and disrespectful.

When you consider visiting an SP or MPA do you make a judgment call to decide if she is your type looks/appearance wise?

 

[GPIDEAL]

When you consider visiting an SP or MPA do you make a judgment call to decide if she is your type looks/appearance wise?

Irrelevant. The OPs not talking about sex workers. And even if it's an SP who isn't my cup of tea, I don't make disparaging remarks about them. If someone has a preference for a body type or vintage, that's different.

(Joy Smith would have a field day making johns really look bad here).

 

[DB123]

It's one thing to critique for false advertising, but to judge on physical attributes, is sophomoric and disrespectful.

I think you may be a bit confused. No one is judging the person based on physical attributes. People are critiquing physical attributes and in case you failed to notice, without identifying who they speak of.

I'm all for righteous indignation, but you gotta pick your spots...

 

[Lily Divine]

I think you may be a bit confused. No one is judging the person based on physical attributes. People are critiquing physical attributes and in case you failed to notice, without identifying who they speak of.

I'm all for righteous indignation, but you gotta pick your spots...

Oh I don't know about that. Some were righteous shits actually.

 

[GPIDEAL]

I think you may be a bit confused. No one is judging the person based on physical attributes. People are critiquing physical attributes and in case you failed to notice, without identifying who they speak of.

I'm all for righteous indignation, but you gotta pick your spots...

I don't think I'm confused. Judge, critique, disparage, make fun of, whatever you wanna call it. It doesn't matter if someone isn't identified. This kind of locker room talk is immature.