I guess I am pro marital sex now

[rc2021]

Just visited a massage parlor for the first time in my life, they have this big mirror next to the bed.
For some reason (please no gay joke), i was looking at myself in the mirror when i was about to cum, and i realized my expression looked like an alien when i was cumming. . .
I am not sure if is just me, but i want the ladies to find my attractive at all time, when i am fully clothed, when i am naked, while i am doing it, and after i am doing it. I always thought the only time i look bad is when i am taking a big dump, that's why i always make sure the door is closed and locked, and cell phone camera is blocked. After seeing my cum face today, all i can think is "I'm hideous. Who could love me?" I guess i need to find some one to marry me before we have sex.

 

[Alfonzo]

I thought aliens were cute little bastards with giant heads and no penis or balls?

 

[GameBoy27]

...and i realized my expression looked like an alien when i was cumming. . .

Don't worry, you're not the only one!

http://xhamster.com/movies/3478245/female_orgasm_compilation.html

 

[aznguy99]

may be you need to revise title to Pre-marital

 

[nobody123]

I've been married for about 15 years now, so if anyone is a pro at marital sex it'd be me. Trust me OP, it ain't all it's cracked up to be.

 

[Wild Wiglin Willie]

So you saw yourself in the mirror when you cum and it frightened you. Now you want a life long infliction of this on another person?

 

[nobody123]

So you saw yourself in the mirror when you cum and it frightened you. Now you want a life long infliction of this on another person?

Don't be daft. He'll send her into the next room any time he's about to come, of course.

 

[FearlessFreep]

Words of wisdom. OP, consider that marriage sex could be compared to watching the first season of Gilligan's Island every year for 15, 20, 30 years. Run, run while you still can.

I've been married for about 15 years now, so if anyone is a pro at marital sex it'd be me. Trust me OP, it ain't all it's cracked up to be.

 

[rc2021]

Don't be daft. He'll send her into the next room any time he's about to come, of course.

or use a paper bag for protection?

 

[Titalian]

I've been married for about 15 years now, so if anyone is a pro at marital sex it'd be me. Trust me OP, it ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Amen to that !!

 

[bridgette_xo]

Always cum in doggy and you'll have nothing to worry about

 

[GameBoy27]

you block your cell phone camera while you're taking a dump? Who do you think is watching?

You'd be surprised. Like most people, I'm sure you don't read the fine print before you click "agree".

I suggest you watch this.

Now install this app (Android only but coming to iPhone I believe) which explains what permissions you are agreeing to in simple terms.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dcentral1.android&hl=en

 

[nobody123]

Fifteen years of marriage? You guys are rank beginners! I've done thirty-five, and guess what: I still think the old lady is one hell of a gal! Of course I love the parlours, because I can meet new, interesting girls, and I am intensely sociable, but it's no reflection on the home front.

SSSshhh! Don't confuse the lad with your lucky exception story. I got married for the right reasons and it still went south. What do you think his chances are if he gets married just because he doesn't like his big-O face?

 

[rc2021]

you block your cell phone camera while you're taking a dump? Who do you think is watching?

You will be surprise what kind of personal information (ie. Picture and Location) your 'smart' device giving out every day.