Don't you remember his epic thread where he would go out to the parking lot on his lunch hour and use it in his truck?
Not for nothing, But if I got to that point in my life, I fuckin shoot myself.....
Two freshly delivered pizzas would be even better. Make a an Extra large sandwich out of them and you can do it commando, no fleshlight. The pizza fuck would be hot, pre-lubricated if you order double cheese, and the pepperoni would act like the ribs on a ribbed condom. You might want to hold the anchovies. They taste great, but are a little caustic if they come into contact with the skin.
I just went and read that thread - three times I laughed out loud. That should be a 'sticky'. Still shaking my head. What a bunch we are
I got a better idea, why don't we use the left over tube from the toilet paper and cut it to size. Apparently anything works here !!
