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Celticman

Into Ties and Tail
Aug 13, 2009
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Seeing as I highly doubt this will impact your service (so many guys like different things and you're not going to do the same thing for every guy), this post is nothing more than a marketing ploy.

You did ask for comments. At least you have found a way to get more for your advertising buck.
Agree. She has a blitz of new threads and posts on all the GTA boards.
 

bolt.upright

Rico Suave
Oct 3, 2013
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So close and yet so far.
Agree. She has a blitz of new threads and posts on all the GTA boards.
It worked! I'm sure I never would have gone to see Marla except for all her questions, surveys and posts. She intrigued me, her price was fair, she wasn't too far away, and I went to see her. I had a very nice time with a very nice lady--and nothing wrong with that.
 

DanJ

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Seeing as I highly doubt this will impact your service (so many guys like different things and you're not going to do the same thing for every guy), this post is nothing more than a marketing ploy.

You did ask for comments. At least you have found a way to get more for your advertising buck.
Well, one could say that anytime an advertiser posts is an opportunity to get their name out there. Good for them. I never would have met Jessica Lee if not for her posts in this area.
 

oil&gas

Well-known member
Apr 16, 2002
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Any poster known to be a SP put her name out every time she posts.
But it seems obvious to me few if any of the posts of Jessica Lee
and others were calculated to incite the lust of their readers.
 

Celticman

Into Ties and Tail
Aug 13, 2009
8,915
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Durham & Toronto
It worked! I'm sure I never would have gone to see Marla except for all her questions, surveys and posts. She intrigued me, her price was fair, she wasn't too far away, and I went to see her. I had a very nice time with a very nice lady--and nothing wrong with that.
There is a long history on Terb of this sort of self promotion running into the law of diminishing returns. Many men will see it as risible and, unlike your experience, give no thought to seeing her. There has hardly been a flurry of reviews. Her self promotion combined with it's lack of subtlety is all too obvious. Time will tell.
 

justfor

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Mar 11, 2012
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Personally, I'd much prefer a combination of HJ and BBBJ. A gentle licking and sucking BLS is also nice in the heat of the moment but not for too long. I also rate rimming up there with BBBJ and HJ but it is so rarely offered.
 

Shades

Shades of .....
Feb 8, 2002
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T's more blessed to give than to receive...............but I do like receiving!!!!!!!!!........and am prepared to give as good as I get!
Rimming, ball licking, shaft licking, sucking...................all good.
 

Titalian

No Regrets
Nov 27, 2012
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It worked! I'm sure I never would have gone to see Marla except for all her questions, surveys and posts. She intrigued me, her price was fair, she wasn't too far away, and I went to see her. I had a very nice time with a very nice lady--and nothing wrong with that.
There is a long history on Terb of this sort of self promotion running into the law of diminishing returns. Many men will see it as risible and, unlike your experience, give no thought to seeing her. There has hardly been a flurry of reviews. Her self promotion combined with it's lack of subtlety is all too obvious. Time will tell.
CM.You have a way with words, which sort of suggests, she probably isn't worth seeing. I think you should keep your thoughts to yourself, if you haven't met her,
as suggested to me, by you and another, on a past thread, Oh what was it you said again, and I quote "
You, however have not seen her and have expressed opinions about her. Not hard to figure out the disjoin is it"
,
I guess your comment here on this thread, are an exception, to your own rules. On top of which, Marla's last review was very positive !
I wonder where the disjoin is now? No consistency = No credibility !!!!

BTW, B.U I'm glad you had a good time, she sounds like Sweet Heart.
 

Shades

Shades of .....
Feb 8, 2002
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Me thinks those obsessed with her self promotion must have nice secure salaried jobs with benefits! Independent business people, like the ladies that offer us services, have to market their wares to make a living......again, without health benefits/pensions etc. :)
 

Marla

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Mar 29, 2010
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CM all of my 30 reviews are on my website. I just had two great reviews in July. I had to have them taken down for personal reasons. I will pm them to you since you seem to be so interested in me. I can't keep my reviews here for personal reasons.
 

demien2k5

Banned
Aug 3, 2006
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CM.You have a way with words, which sort of suggests, she probably isn't worth seeing. I think you should keep your thoughts to yourself, if you haven't met her,
as suggested to me, by you and another, on a past thread, Oh what was it you said again, and I quote "
You, however have not seen her and have expressed opinions about her. Not hard to figure out the disjoin is it"
,
I guess your comment here on this thread, are an exception, to your own rules. On top of which, Marla's last review was very positive !
I wonder where the disjoin is now? No consistency = No credibility !!!!

BTW, B.U I'm glad you had a good time, she sounds like Sweet Heart.
Since you're apparently not able to read and understand Celticman's post, let me dumb it down for you...What he said was: 'The more Marla subliminally shills herself, the funnier she looks to many Terb members. The funnier she looks, the less serious many guys will take her. This will likely result in significantly less bookings, not more. Terb is rife with historical examples of this. In Marla's case, the jury's apparently still out, as we haven't seen this marketing strategy of hers actually resulting in any massive number of positive new reviews here on Terb or anywhere else, but time will tell.'

No where did he say, or even suggest, she isn't worth seeing. Maybe buy yourself a dictionary, or move up to something more than an elementary school reading level. :rolleyes:

In terms of credibility? Sad to tell you Titalian, but Celticman's hobby cred outpaces yours easily, by a country mile.
 

Titalian

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Nov 27, 2012
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Since you're apparently not able to read and understand Celticman's post, let me dumb it down for you...What he said was: 'The more Marla subliminally shills herself, the funnier she looks to many Terb members. The funnier she looks, the less serious many guys will take her. This will likely result in significantly less bookings, not more. Terb is rife with historical examples of this. In Marla's case, the jury's apparently still out, as we haven't seen this marketing strategy of hers actually resulting in any massive number of positive new reviews here on Terb or anywhere else, but time will tell.'

No where did he say, or even suggest, she isn't worth seeing. Maybe buy yourself a dictionary, or move up to something more than an elementary school reading level. :rolleyes:

In terms of credibility? Sad to tell you Titalian, but Celticman's hobby cred outpaces yours easily, by a country mile.
For some reason, I knew, you'd show up. There you have it Ladies and gentlemen Celticman's - puppet !
 

demien2k5

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Aug 3, 2006
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For some reason, I knew, you'd show up. There you have it Ladies and gentlemen Celticman's - puppet !
Yup. We're a veritable Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy act, we are. :thumb: Although you still appear to be the only 'dummy' on stage.
 

Titalian

No Regrets
Nov 27, 2012
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Seeing as I highly doubt this will impact your service (so many guys like different things and you're not going to do the same thing for every guy), this post is nothing more than a marketing ploy.

You did ask for comments. At least you have found a way to get more for your advertising buck.
Agree. She has a blitz of new threads and posts on all the GTA boards.
There is a long history on Terb of this sort of self promotion running into the law of diminishing returns. Many men will see it as risible and, unlike your experience, give no thought to seeing her. There has hardly been a flurry of reviews. Her self promotion combined with it's lack of subtlety is all too obvious. Time will tell.
Since you're apparently not able to read and understand Celticman's post, let me dumb it down for you...What he said was: 'The more Marla subliminally shills herself, the funnier she looks to many Terb members. The funnier she looks, the less serious many guys will take her. This will likely result in significantly less bookings, not more. Terb is rife with historical examples of this. In Marla's case, the jury's apparently still out, as we haven't seen this marketing strategy of hers actually resulting in any massive number of positive new reviews here on Terb or anywhere else, but time will tell.'

No where did he say, or even suggest, she isn't worth seeing. Maybe buy yourself a dictionary, or move up to something more than an elementary school reading level. :rolleyes:

In terms of credibility? Sad to tell you Titalian, but Celticman's hobby cred outpaces yours easily, by a country mile.
Yup. We're a veritable Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy act, we are. :thumb: Although you still appear to be the only 'dummy' on stage.
I see white knights of the OP but no puppet of anyone in
this thread.
You guys, do Luv hyjacking threads, don't you ??
 

Marla

Active member
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Let me dumb it down for the three of you: CM, Demien and Shack who seem to be so interested in disparaging me as a full time job. I haven't posted a new thread except for my car thread in two weeks. So what the f**k is your problem? Get a life. You remind me of a bunch of old ladies who have nothing better to do with their time than gossip and be mean spirited.

I am permanently leaving this thread as you guys aren't worthy of my energy or time. hasta la vista.
 

demien2k5

Banned
Aug 3, 2006
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Let me dumb it down for the three of you: CM, Demien and Shack who seem to be so interested in disparaging me as a full time job. I haven't posted a new thread except for my car thread in two weeks. So what the f**k is your problem? Get a life. You remind me of a bunch of old ladies who have nothing better to do with their time than gossip and be mean spirited.

I am permanently leaving this thread as you guys aren't worthy of my energy or time. hasta la vista.
Listen Marla, let's cut the crap, ok? Let's recap. YOU started a thread and asked guys to tell YOU in detail exactly how they wanted to have their balls licked, and to also elaborate about how they'd also like to have their asses licked as well. By doing so, you imply as an SP that you are perhaps looking to learn more on the subject in order to service your clients better. A fair assumption, no?

Then when a guy actually answers your question, in spades, your response is a blunt, almost offended 'keep dreamin' and then you drop off the thread completely. Were you suddenly shocked somehow at the graphic nature of the response? Was the response somehow out of line with your original question of interest? Or was it really just another bait and switch thread posted as a means of getting your ad details to the front page?

FFS! That kind of behaviour is exactly what leads people to conclude you're only starting these many threads as nothing more than an extended means of advertizing, and not because you're actually trying to be a part of the group, or just trying to have fun, or trying to share your deep insights on any particular subject, or asking a serious question. It's almost always a thinly-veiled attempt at nothing more than 'look at me!' Fine. But it has been pointed out that it happens more than the average AND since you post exactly the same threads on every board concurrently, many can only assume it's nothing more than a poorly executed marketing strategy. What is particularly frustrating in this particular case is that, in truth and in fact, you have demonstrated absolutely no real interest in hearing the feedback on your supposed 'serious question' whatsoever, nor clearly do you have any desire or inclination whatsoever to provide the services about which you prompted the guys in the first place. So why again did you post this thread? As masturbation material maybe? To laugh at guys as they reveal their kinky interests publicly perhaps? Boy, that's a real head scratcher, but not really...

I get that you're a paying advertiser, and that like anyone else, you're free to post as you like within the board's published guidelines, but don't get all indignant when some among the membership point out they find the tactics somewhat obvious, tedious and annoying.

So since you asked, that's the f**king problem, in a nutshell.
 

DB123

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Jul 15, 2013
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Yup. We're a veritable Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy act, we are. :thumb: Although you still appear to be the only 'dummy' on stage.
Without commenting on the accuracy of yours or anyone else's statements (I'm trying to be all Switzerland-esque for the time being), I had to google those two and I'm not THAT young.

To everyone else, he means Jeff Dunham :thumb:
 
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