keeping sharp...physically and mentally

[Viggo Rasmussen]

Well, if you're slightly less-endowed, we may have to ask.

The lesson Dow taught us, silicone makes a difference.

 

[great bear]

Holy Cow!


They're gonna crucify me.

I'm just trying to nail your pun position down.

 

[MissCroft]

I'm just trying to nail your pun position down.

Good luck. I will chain you down and screw you.

 

[great bear]

Good luck. I will chain you down and screw you.

Ahhh! The memories!!

 

[MissCroft]

Haha You zinc I enjoyed it?? I should get a metal for my acting. :thumb:

 

[great bear]

Haha You zinc I enjoyed it?? I should get a metal for my acting. :thumb:

Acting ore not acting I still got the shaft.

 

[thumper18474]

Well...this thread went sideways pretty quick...thanks

 

[MissCroft]

Acting ore not acting I still got the shaft.

Well, I might let you copper feel.

 

[MissCroft]

Well...this thread went sideways pretty quick...thanks

Not really... creating puns can exercise your brain as well. It's important to work that big thing in your head......

 

[great bear]

Well, I might let you copper feel.

The last time I did that with you I ended up with two quartz of milk in my eye.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

Well...this thread went sideways pretty quick...thanks

You're sew right, the thread needle more puns to recover.

 

[great bear]

You're sew right, the thread needle more puns to recover.

Good to see you added to this thread.

 

[MissCroft]

The last time I did that with you I ended up with two quartz of milk in my eye.

Goat's milk? Buttermilk? You know they say that buttermiilk has less fat than regular milk.

 

[MissCroft]

Good to see you added to this thread.

Don't encourage him.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

Don't encourage him.

That sharp tongue is now blunt, time to exercise it!

 

[great bear]

Goat's milk? Buttermilk? You know they say that buttermiilk has less fat than regular milk.

Buttermilk is udderly delicious.

 

[MissCroft]

I got nuthin' :frown:

 

[MissCroft]

Buttermilk is udderly delicious.

Should I clarify it for you? Ghee whiz...

 

[great bear]

Should I clarify it for you? Ghee whiz...

Are you part of carnation or do you still take public transit?

 

[MattRoxx]

I do crossword puzzles.... mostly cryptic. Memorizing multiplication tables or trivia keeps the mind sharp. Even something as simple as tying your shoe with your left hand (if your right-handed of course) or placing a framed photo upside down forces your brain to work harder....

There's a city pool I go to regularly, that gives out the Star for free and Sunday has my favourite cryptic because I can actually solve the entire puzzle sometimes and it saves me from buying the paper since the puzzles are the only features that interests me.
Also have a game app on phone called Cryptogram which is a good way to pass the time. They're all quotes from famous people.
There are 600 puzzles, I'm sure I've done at least half and am determined to finish them all
http://www.windowsphone.com/en-ca/store/app/cryptogram/a93c43d2-8fc4-4438-98b7-4e30f9df12f7