Amber aka Jessica Rabiit Review

[gatd]

I saw all the reviews for Amber (mostly very positive) so I figured I'd join the conga line as it were

Amber is very good at what she does- this is clear

my problem however is that she is not my type at all:

1- I'm not a big fan of enhanced breasts for one

2- her apartment was disheveled and unkept for another

3- she had concerning bruises on her thigh and a nasty wound on her knee

4- she wanted to try wierd and strange positions for bbbj and fs that made no sense- also she had a bed but the deed was done on the sofa- not very comfortable for me

5- she also looked a bit "out of it" and kept discussing her bout of alcoholism and her recent "fall off the wagon"...

all this does not make for a very arousing session to say the least

repeat- not a chance

too many other SP with less mileage and baggage out there to choose from

sorry Amber- I wasn't really impressed at all- even with the cool music playing in the background....

 

[bolt.upright]

I'm really sorry to hear this. I was hoping to see her soon.

 

[florida]

Amber remains a jewel in Durham. Sorry you had a less than 100% experience but couch or bed seems a bit lame for an excuse, I love the couch myself and bruises, hello, we just had an ice storm didn't you take a tumble? Maybe the apt was untidy because she was waiting for her cleaning lady but it's a poor excuse not to enjoy her.
Not sure what the wagon fall is all about but she has always been attentive and sober in recent memory. I think you were clear at the begining when you mentioned not your type.
Cheers

Haven't seen her in a bit myself...but the "wait in the parking lot for me" didn't enthuse me though the elevator lap dance almost made up for it.
Found her man-madness too sensitive to really play with though nice for show...
Shame if this angel has fallen as she is hot and a good solid SP with a nice personality!

 

[taker2ez]

she walked in front of my while I was waiting at a red light in Pickering, I have never met her before , but I knew exactly who she was, it is too bad my little car has such a shitty horn, or I am sure if she had heard it she would have given me a wave

when I got home , I sent her a pm saying she was " dead sexy"- her reply was "thanks hun" one day I will have my ducks in a row and I will go and see her

 

[thumper18474]

Sorry to the OP..for the less than stellar time...but if she wasnt your type...then why go see her..this and the fact that its quite well known that she wont win any better homes and gardens awards for her house keeping...I for one enjoy the weird and wonderful ways we have fun...even the ...me sitting on the couch while she climbs up me backwards so I can DATY...while she gives lil thumper a thorough tongue lashing..epic BTW.

 

[florida]

Nail on the head so to speak

Sorry to the OP..for the less than stellar time...but if she wasnt your type...then why go see her..this and the fact that its quite well known that she wont win any better homes and gardens awards for her house keeping...I for one enjoy the weird and wonderful ways we have fun...even the ...me sitting on the couch while she climbs up me backwards so I can DATY...while she gives lil thumper a thorough tongue lashing..epic BTW.

 

[foxxxy lady]

I saw all the reviews for Amber (mostly very positive) so I figured I'd join the conga line as it were

Amber is very good at what she does- this is clear

my problem however is that she is not my type at all:

1- I'm not a big fan of enhanced breasts for one

2- her apartment was disheveled and unkept for another

3- she had concerning bruises on her thigh and a nasty wound on her knee

4- she wanted to try wierd and strange positions for bbbj and fs that made no sense- also she had a bed but the deed was done on the sofa- not very comfortable for me

5- she also looked a bit "out of it" and kept discussing her bout of alcoholism and her recent "fall off the wagon"...

all this does not make for a very arousing session to say the least

repeat- not a chance

too many other SP with less mileage and baggage out there to choose from

sorry Amber- I wasn't really impressed at all- even with the cool music playing in the background....

Sorry u didn't have fun, I am always open to sexual positions. u could of asked, and I always tell people who ask that I have enhanced breasts and it has been mentioned many times on the board that they aren't real but real nice, I may have told u I have been getting some bullshit comments on review board that and mentioned that Im involved with drinking and am in a program , I hurt my knee slipping on the ice . I"ts all better now. I guess its better for me to just keep my mouth full of cock instead of talking. lol

xo amber

btw my apartment was clean, I cleaned it all up spotless on the day od the ices torm, and by all means you could of said u wen't happy I would of gladly taken on someone else, as for less mileage that is a ignorant remark, I am an escort not a nun, .lmfao

xo amber

 

[foxxxy lady]

Sorry to the OP..for the less than stellar time...but if she wasnt your type...then why go see her..this and the fact that its quite well known that she wont win any better homes and gardens awards for her house keeping...I for one enjoy the weird and wonderful ways we have fun...even the ...me sitting on the couch while she climbs up me backwards so I can DATY...while she gives lil thumper a thorough tongue lashing..epic BTW.

it is fun

xo amber

 

[foxxxy lady]

Haven't seen her in a bit myself...but the "wait in the parking lot for me" didn't enthuse me though the elevator lap dance almost made up for it.
Found her man-madness too sensitive to really play with though nice for show...
Shame if this angel has fallen as she is hot and a good solid SP with a nice personality!

I''m no angel, but I thank u for the complements, my tits are not to sensitive for tit fucking. I just don't like it when they are bitten.

xo amber

 

[foxxxy lady]

Amber remains a jewel in Durham. Sorry you had a less than 100% experience but couch or bed seems a bit lame for an excuse, I love the couch myself and bruises, hello, we just had an ice storm didn't you take a tumble? Maybe the apt was untidy because she was waiting for her cleaning lady but it's a poor excuse not to enjoy her.
Not sure what the wagon fall is all about but she has always been attentive and sober in recent memory. I think you were clear at the begining when you mentioned not your type.
Cheers

Thanks for your honesty

xo amber

 

[lenharper]

Good to see you back on the board, Amber, keep up the fight, you're worth it...
len

 

[foxxxy lady]

Good to see you back on the board, Amber, keep up the fight, you're worth it...
len

Thanks Lenny, I don'twant to fight, I like fucking much better.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Thanks Lenny, I don'twant to fight, I like fucking much better.

Have you considered offering a fetish hate-fucking option?

 

[castaniabrucciatta]

Amber your inbox is full

 

[heatherstouch]

Amber you are one hell of a woman!! keep doing what you are doing!! Not all of us are for everyone that why there are so many different shapes and sizes of sp's out there!!! I personally learned lots of new positions on your bed and couch!!! woweewow!!! xoxo beautiful!!

 

[foxxxy lady]

Amber you are one hell of a woman!! keep doing what you are doing!! Not all of us are for everyone that why there are so many different shapes and sizes of sp's out there!!! I personally learned lots of new positions on your bed and couch!!! woweewow!!! xoxo beautiful!!

I love you xo finger licking good

xo amber

 

[foxxxy lady]

Amber your inbox is full

thank you, I will get it cleared up

xo amber

 

[lenharper]

the "keep on fighting" i was referring to was your struggle with addiction. I know it's a hard road. Hope you're good...
xxlenharper
(and I'm sure you're still fucking hot)

 

[thumper18474]

Amber you are one hell of a woman!! keep doing what you are doing!! Not all of us are for everyone that why there are so many different shapes and sizes of sp's out there!!! I personally learned lots of new positions on your bed and couch!!! woweewow!!! xoxo beautiful!!

And the ottoman, the coffee table...the floor in the bedroom..infront of the mirror...even that bouncy thing you were on in the livingroom.....sigh......we gotta revisit that experience one day

 

[AndyQuest]

Amber you are one hell of a woman!! keep doing what you are doing!! Not all of us are for everyone that why there are so many different shapes and sizes of sp's out there!!! I personally learned lots of new positions on your bed and couch!!! woweewow!!! xoxo beautiful!!

I agree that not all of us are for everyone and I think that's why we need to let the Op express how he felt and take it for what it is. No point in questioning why the OP went to see Amber if she wasn't his type. That's not always obvious until he gets there .As the Op said, he thought he'd join the conga line. I for one can say it's truly difficult to try and ignore all the great reviews Amber has received: one has to think from the reviews, Amber is great with everyone. Unfortunately, that's not always the case and not always obvious when the wrong head is doing the thinking. I know Amber is not for me and maybe that why I may understand the OP's position. When there is no connection , everything tends to bother you: it may be the lack of tidiness, bruises, etc. All in all, if the OP had enjoyed the connection, all that would not have been important. I do agree with Amber though, the mileage and baggage comments were uncalled for.

All that said, I think we have to respect the OP's opinion: it is a review board after all. It may make those who may not be suited to Amber's energy, to pass on Amber and thus avoid any more negative reviews and then , everyone is happy. As Amber has said, she could take one someone else, someone that may be better suited to her.

Just my 2 cents.