The perfect excuse--what is yours?

[Summer]

It seems to me that going out Christmas shopping is the perfect excuse to go out and come home and have no questions asked. You don't even need to bring home something in a bag because maybe you didn't find that perfect gift yet! Or maybe you are going to bring it in later when the SO is not looking.

What excuses do you guys use when you need to explain your absence to see your favourite SP?

Happy holidays!
Summer
http://SensuousSummer.com

 

[bolt.upright]

Piece of cake for me--my wife works days, I work nights. I've got all day to party, and she's none-the-wiser.

 

[Summer]

Lucky you!

Piece of cake for me--my wife works days, I work nights. I've got all day to party, and she's none-the-wiser.

 

[bazokajoe]

I am single so anytime and anyday is good for me.

 

[blackbrit]

Library or gym. Both are close by and next door to my favourite SP's condo. Good excuse to disappear for at least 2 hours.

 

[Butler1000]

My SO doesn't "question" where I go and what I do. As usually anytime I hobby its when I'm outt with the boys or on vacation I actually don't lie to her except as a lie of ommission.

Its all about taking care of your shit at home FIRST, then enjoying play time.

 

[Summer]

My SO doesn't "question" where I go and what I do. As usually anytime I hobby its when I'm outt with the boys or on vacation I actually don't lie to her except as a lie of ommission.

Its all about taking care of your shit at home FIRST, then enjoying play time.

I know some guys say they are going to Home Depot. You can spend loooots of time in there!

 

[DanJ]

Most of my hobbying is at night on weekends (except for vacation weeks) and for as long as we've been married, I've regularly gone out Friday and Saturday nights. So I already cultivated my alibi years before I thought I would need one lol.

 

[PlayfulCan035]

Most of my hobbying is at night on weekends (except for vacation weeks) and for as long as we've been married, I've regularly gone out Friday and Saturday nights. So I already cultivated my alibi years before I thought I would need one lol.

I Know why your wife is not complaining..... ;-0

 

[Horngry]

For me...my SO thinks I'm at work. I do like my job. :wink:

 

[anon1]

" I fuck other women, take it or leave it bitch!'






yeah.......right.

 

[Mr Bret]

Work. Flexible hours during the week allow plenty of daytime freedom and sporadic outings at night and on weekends.

 

[bestman007]

Nice question

 

[buttercup]

Not every hobbyist is subjected to the question, "Where've you been?" But my guess is that every hobbyist who does need an excuse, cottoned on to this one their very first christmas in the hobby.

 

[niniveh]

"What excuses do you guys use when you need to explain your absence to see your favourite SP?"
Sorry I'm late Honey. Just had to stop by Summer's. Couldn't resist that ass.

 

[IRIS]

I had a client who got a call from her wife in the middle of our session. He just picked up and talked with her. The wife asked him: Where are you? - He told her:- I'm with a pro and she just suck my cock right now. The wife said:- Oh you joking with me always
It was funny and I almost laughing loudly. So he just talk with her two more minutes and I just teased him and do my best because I was excited and became horny. He was good self-control so he wasn't moaning or take big breaths. When he finished the talk , we did a really good wilde fuck. Good memory

 

[Caveman]

I had a client who got a call from her wife in the middle of our session. He just picked up and talked with her. The wife asked him: Where are you? - He told her:- I'm with a pro and she just suck my cock right now. The wife said:- Oh you joking with me always
It was funny and I almost laughing loudly. So he just talk with her two more minutes and I just teased him and do my best because I was excited and became horny. He was good self-control so he wasn't moaning or take big breaths. When he finished the talk , we did a really good wilde fuck. Good memory

He truly believed "Happy Marriage was based on Honesty". I always told my SO that I went to fuck some random stranger and she just laughed and never pressed me for more info on where I had been.

 

[gudnite]

Im always doing stuff around the house so I tell my S/O that I have to go out to get what ever I need. Sometimes Ill sneak a used home depot bag in the car with some random caulking or something or grocery shopping as I do all the cooking. :eyebrows:

 

[JohnC]

Golf course and the bar with friends is my normal "excuse"!!

 

[DanJ]

Not every hobbyist is subjected to the question, "Where've you been?" But my guess is that every hobbyist who does need an excuse, cottoned on to this one their very first christmas in the hobby.

My wife jokes that Boxing Day is the one day of the year I get up before her. Practically every year since it became legal, I'm out in the morning and back and forth to home as the day goes on. So last Boxing Day I had the perfect cover for an hour with Jessica Lee. Beat any damn Best Buy sale I could find lol.