Has anyone gotten sex as a present before?

[Mr Bret]

One year on my birthday I saw one of my regular MPAs.
Because she was a regular, we had our usual routine. I knew her limits. She knew what I liked.
We both also knew there were things I like that weren't part of her personal offerings.
On that occasion, she said to me "Since it's your birthday, let's try something we don't normally do."
It was a one time occurrence which I enjoyed very much.
I never pressured her to repeat the feat. It was understood that it was a birthday teat.

 

[bobistheowl]

... I never pressured her to repeat the feat. It was understood that it was a birthday teat.

Where I grew up, we used to call that second base

 

[reaper29]

Was at a strip joint in Markham a number of years ago....its not there anymore and I think a church took over(markham road just north of downtown) ??

Man I miss Bunnies! Their sister bar was the infamous Fantasia!

 

[katcalla]

Maybe not quite what you're asking about, but my very good friend (girl) got me my first lapdance.

 

[Toronto`s Finest]

I've had my leg humped by a dog; does that count as 'sex as a present'?

I think YOU were GIVING the present !! :Eek:

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Yeah, but it wasn't consensual. I took the dog to court, but the evidence was weak. There had been neither penetration, nor release. The dog's lawyer got him off.

Dogs, always wanting attention and free food and sex. I will bet you that he got a legal aid lawyer and the lawyer had to work PRO BONO.

There a very few circumstances where sex is truly given away as a gift. The office slut may give away sex 5 times a day and wakes up at dawn every morning and crows ANY COCK WILL DO! The lady that got helped out of a jam might be doing it because she might need help in the future and it is insurance. I can only think of two circumstances that I know where sex was given away freely.

I know a Portuguese guy that claims that when he was 15, his mom's friend took him to show him how to be a man. With the consent of his mom.

The other circumstance was told to me by a nurse that use to work long term care hospitals. Sometimes patients will hoard pills to commit suicide. Especially during Christmas time. These facilities will empty out when the families come to take the patients home for the holidays, and a third of patients will be left behind and become depressed and suicidal. The nurses assistants that have to wash the patients will sometimes do a very enthusiastic wash of the patient and do a HJ discretely with a soapy wash cloth if they see that the patient is depressed.

 

[Muddy]

Yes indeed. After my 75th birthday party, three lovely women promised me a "real" present – and they delivered it three weeks later. Two of the women involved are retired, but I'm still in touch with them via Facebook, and I remember out session with clarity and much affection. And this year, on my birthday, a dear friend took me to Oasis for a stunning bbbj — I fondly hope she'll repeat in 2014!

 

[olotaluving]

Growing up I got my brother a piece of ass from a girlfriend of my for his birthday.When I was 16 this chick really like me,i wasn't fond of her but a man's got to do what he has do do.I told her if she wants to do me you would have to do my 14 year old brother first,she agreed.To make a long story short my brother got a novice piece of ass without knowing it was set up by me.

 

[rumba]

Growing up I got my brother a piece of ass from a girlfriend of my for his birthday.When I was 16 this chick really like me,i wasn't fond of her but a man's got to do what he has do do.I told her if she wants to do me you would have to do my 14 year old brother first,she agreed.To make a long story short my brother got a novice piece of ass without knowing it was set up by me.

Nothing like a brothers love! Great story.

 

[Curious36]

Man I miss Bunnies! Their sister bar was the infamous Fantasia!

Thanks Reaper! Couldnt remember the name for the life of me. Good times.....