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Don't . . . just don't.
You're welcome.
Don't . . . just don't.
You're welcome.
Sammy - Hot Cougar in Kingston
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C'mon, you have a funny story, I just know it. Let's have it. I had a shitty day at work and could use a laugh. C'mon guys let's encourage him to spill.
Agree, half the reason I'm on terb is to have a laugh at the crazy stories that happen in this hobby!
With a few day's distance, I think I can add some details without reliving the trauma.
She's not quite short and disproportionate enough to satisfy my midget fetish, but not quite tall enough to satisfy my normal fetish.
Teeth emerging from her head at 30 degrees from the vertical impair her oral performance.
And finally, the dog doesn't go outside to crap.
Truth be told, the photos she posts on backpage are indeed her.
She's not quite short and disproportionate enough to satisfy my midget fetish, but not quite tall enough to satisfy my normal fetish.
Teeth emerging from her head at 30 degrees from the vertical impair her oral performance.
And finally, the dog doesn't go outside to crap.
Truth be told, the photos she posts on backpage are indeed her.
Well, least you can look back and see something funny(?) about it... Somehow, looking at those pix, I'm not surprised. At all.
Classic, just classic haha. Not into BeetleJiuce?
About the midget fetish... That's another high risk proposition.
Years ago. She shows up. Early 30's, 4 feet tall, flat chested and shaved to the wood. The overall affect freaked me out so badly I gave her some cash and sent her away. Never again.
If you must go there, make sure she's buxom and unshaven or be prepared to be scarred for life.
And that's all I have to say about that.
