Are you safe from Alzheimer

Can you read the text?

  • Yes !

    Votes: 10 90.9%
  • What text?

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • I tried but it took too long to fix the spelling.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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mrsCALoki

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Are you safe from Alzheimer

Many studies are showing that is you can read this kind of writing you are a LLoonnngg way from loosing it all to Alzheimer. Can you read it?

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53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
4U70M471C4LLY
W17H 0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15.​
 

mrsCALoki

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Shall we give the spelling Nazis a heart attack?
 

gcostanza

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Are you safe from Alzheimer

Many studies are showing that is you can read this kind of writing you are a LLoonnngg way from loosing it all to Alzheimer. Can you read it?

7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
4U70M471C4LLY
W17H 0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15.​
'loosing'?
That means:

. Not fastened, restrained, or contained: loose bricks.
2. Not taut, fixed, or rigid: a loose anchor line; a loose chair leg.
3. Free from confinement or imprisonment; unfettered: criminals loose in the neighborhood; dogs that are loose on the streets.
4. Not tight-fitting or tightly fitted: loose shoes.
5. Not bound, bundled, stapled, or gathered together: loose papers.
6. Not compact or dense in arrangement or structure: loose gravel.
7. Lacking a sense of restraint or responsibility; idle: loose talk.
8. Not formal; relaxed: a loose atmosphere at the club.
9. Lacking conventional moral restraint in sexual behavior.
10. Not literal or exact: a loose translation.
11. Characterized by a free movement of fluids in the body: a loose cough; loose bowels.
adv.

What in heaven's name does that have to do with Alzheimer's?
 

CapitalGuy

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Are you safe from Alzheimer

Many studies are showing that is you can read this kind of writing you are a LLoonnngg way from loosing it all to Alzheimer. Can you read it?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a woman/man who claims to have completed medical school yet chose to not complete her final examinations.

- "Alzheimer", not "Alzheimers, Alzheimer's, or Alzheimer's Disease", but "Alzheimer", and typed twice (so his inevitable 'typo' argument falls flat already).

- "... are showing that is..."

- "...loosing..." not "... losing..."

I don't really care, but rather, am simply pointing out the recurrent inconsistencies in the drunk ramblings of a sad and lonely man.

ps, the sad and lonely man is Mr. Loki. I am neither, and am merely mildly tipsy at the moment, having just had dinner with co-workers who are in town from out West. Burp.
 

simon482

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that is a picture from all over the internet and is associated with several other things including "if you can read this you should go outside more" or "if you can read this you never have sex" or "if you can read this you are a nerd" and so on with countless joking things. anyone that takes this serious is dumb.
 

mrsCALoki

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a woman/man who claims to have completed medical school yet chose to not complete her final examinations.

- "Alzheimer", not "Alzheimers, Alzheimer's, or Alzheimer's Disease", but "Alzheimer", and typed twice (so his inevitable 'typo' argument falls flat already).

- "... are showing that is..."

- "...loosing..." not "... losing..."

I don't really care, but rather, am simply pointing out the recurrent inconsistencies in the drunk ramblings of a sad and lonely man.

ps, the sad and lonely man is Mr. Loki. I am neither, and am merely mildly tipsy at the moment, having just had dinner with co-workers who are in town from out West. Burp.
Ya a disease where your brain decays. http://www.alzheimer.ca/en.

so you are unable to understand meaning if people do not bother to type the way you like??? How sad for you
 

mrsCALoki

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that is a picture from all over the internet and is associated with several other things including "if you can read this you should go outside more" or "if you can read this you never have sex" or "if you can read this you are a nerd" and so on with countless joking things. anyone that takes this serious is dumb.
Oh grow up Simon. What do you prefer> Dr Oz? TYM? Sage? Mini-Cog?


In order to be able to read that type of jumbled letters your mind has to have more flexibility than the average.

Only about 50% of North Americans whose mother tongue is English can read it.

The fact that it has spread across the internet does not prove it does not exist.

From my point of view the fact that about 50% can read it proves that strict adherence to spellin is silly

:)
 

simon482

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Oh grow up Simon. What do you prefer> Dr Oz? TYM? Sage? Mini-Cog?


In order to be able to read that type of jumbled letters your mind has to have more flexibility than the average.

Only about 50% of North Americans whose mother tongue is English can read it.

The fact that it has spread across the internet does not prove it does not exist.

From my point of view the fact that about 50% can read it proves that strict adherence to spellin is silly

:)
it has nothing to do with science or Alzheimers or spelling. it is a foolish and stupid thing that has been given countless different names. if you can read it you were born in the text generation is another variation of it.

your science study even has it's own tshirt http://www.redbubble.com/people/say...ad-this-you-really-need-to-get-laid?p=t-shirt

it has nothing to do with science. if you think this is real and will affect your alzheimers you are dumb.
 

CapitalGuy

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Ya a disease where your brain decays. http://www.alzheimer.ca/en.

so you are unable to understand meaning if people do not bother to type the way you like??? How sad for you
Wow, you, uh, sure got me good there, mister.

ps. I understood. Everyone who read it understood the meaning of your post. We also recognized that it was written by someone who is neither well-educated nor well-spoken. I guess that point is lost on you; that its not about the meaning of the post, but rather is about the irony of your educational claims being consistently refuted by your awful writing skills (which doesn't matter WRT our interactions with the normal people on TERB, but we recognize that its funny when someone who claims to be a Doctor (minus those final exams which he/she chose to skip), can't write to a secondary level let alone an undergrad level). Is that a run-on sentence? I think it may be.
 

mrsCALoki

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Maybe the typing errors are from shaky hands. She could have Parkinson.
viral bronchitis this week actually. But that is not the cause of the items capitolboy was so eager to point out. LOL Pure not giving a fuck.
 

mrsCALoki

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Wow, you, uh, sure got me good there, mister.

ps. I understood. Everyone who read it understood the meaning of your post. We also recognized that it was written by someone who is neither well-educated nor well-spoken. I guess that point is lost on you; that its not about the meaning of the post, but rather is about the irony of your educational claims being consistently refuted by your awful writing skills (which doesn't matter WRT our interactions with the normal people on TERB, but we recognize that its funny when someone who claims to be a Doctor (minus those final exams which he/she chose to skip), can't write to a secondary level let alone an undergrad level). Is that a run-on sentence? I think it may be.
Hey you should see my handwriting.

Sorry hun,

I cannot conceive of any reason to bother being careful or slowing down my typing or proof reading on a internet forum where my words will never be linked to me.

If you are so anally fixated to think that just because I have spent time at university I am compelled to care about spelling?

Hun, spelling is for administrative assistants and lawyers. LOL
 

mrsCALoki

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Oh, you care. We don't, but you do. That's what makes it so fun to play with you, mister. You take this seriously.
silly children and their silly games
 

gww

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Oh grow up Simon. What do you prefer> Dr Oz? TYM? Sage? Mini-Cog?


In order to be able to read that type of jumbled letters your mind has to have more flexibility than the average.

Only about 50% of North Americans whose mother tongue is English can read it.

The fact that it has spread across the internet does not prove it does not exist.

From my point of view the fact that about 50% can read it proves that strict adherence to spellin is silly

:)
Do you need us to read it to you ?
 

CapitalGuy

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None of us expect you to understand, mister. But we revel in your need to respond to our every response. Its fun to make some dude dance the way we make you dance. Burp.
 

mrsCALoki

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None of us expect you to understand, mister. But we revel in your need to respond to our every response. Its fun to make some dude dance the way we make you dance. Burp.
yes I recognize the "Why?" game from some other children
 
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