I haven't yet met a woman that didn't go crazy wild while administering a proper tongue lashing to her backside. :eyebrows:
Question about rimming
- Thread starter milehigh
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I stay away from ladies who provide rim service after my bad experience 3 yrs ago with a well known asian sp dwntwn. She had provided rim service to the guy ahead of me but didn't clean her lips and mouth properly. The rest you can figure it out what happened when she tried to kiss me. Ewwww!:Eek:
How appropriate!
Perhaps a strawberry lube when eating menstruating pussy?
Lemon-Lime lube when getting Golden Showers?
I can't just eat out any ass. Cleanliness of course is important.
One time i hooked up with a chick from a bar with a gorgeous ass. Brought her home to bang her. She bent over in her thong and i was in heaven.
I peeled away her thong hoping to eat her pussy and ass out this way. When the thong came off, i saw the ugliest sphincter. wasn't even pink and pretty. It had a round bunion of some sort growing from her ass and she had a hairy asshole................FUUUUUUUCK WAS I DISAPPOINTED.
Pretty girl, nice booty, hairy asshole with a bunion. She was an 9 when i saw her in clothes. After seeing that asshole, 3point deduction. A decent 6.
I flipped her on her back and just ate her pussy and fucked her. The sight of her asshole was a boner kill for me.
One time i hooked up with a chick from a bar with a gorgeous ass. Brought her home to bang her. She bent over in her thong and i was in heaven.
I peeled away her thong hoping to eat her pussy and ass out this way. When the thong came off, i saw the ugliest sphincter. wasn't even pink and pretty. It had a round bunion of some sort growing from her ass and she had a hairy asshole................FUUUUUUUCK WAS I DISAPPOINTED.
Pretty girl, nice booty, hairy asshole with a bunion. She was an 9 when i saw her in clothes. After seeing that asshole, 3point deduction. A decent 6.
I flipped her on her back and just ate her pussy and fucked her. The sight of her asshole was a boner kill for me.
I enjoy rimming, both giving and receiving. I always have wet naps handy to make sure everything is clean, but when you are playing with the ass you never know when a little poop will make an appearance. You gotta get over it. Met a girl last year who really loved to get rimmed, but she had a truly ugly asshole. I forged ahead and she reciprocated by sucking on my nuts every time my pants were off.
Never shave inside your ass crack. When the stubs start to grow back it won't be comfortable. Waxing might be ok. But really I'm not that worried about it.
Anal sphincter prolapse is an eyesore eh, a dead fu.cking ugly deformed starfish staring back at you when you are doing doggie makes many a man go soft.
I knew a guy who actually complained to his gf's mother that the gf's asshole was hairy. Quite a fucking character he was.
With the one brown eye ? It's like licking the inside of a toilet bowel after a flush .... it may look clean but you know it was recently covered with disgusting shit.
Only a couple of centimeters away is a beautiful tasty cornucopia of pleasure with it's sweet tasting delights. Why would your tongue wander ? It's like going to a restaurant and instead of tasting the delicate flavour of the steak on your plate, you elect to bent down and lick the floor.
It's a proven fact that men will stick their dicks into anything with a hole! LOL
There used to be a MILF SP in Burlington that provided a good rimming. She would hose yer arse down with Scope before going to town. It was (a) startling the first time, (b) oddly refreshing and (c) my farts would have a delicate minty aroma for the next day or so.
And no, I no longer have her contact info.
And no, I no longer have her contact info.
If you like significantly increasing your odds of contracting Hepatitis B or C, rim your ass off. These are great viruses which enjoy travelling way beyond Greece even on the minutest, invisible to the eyes pieces of shit, and into every corner of your body...for the rest of your life..and maybe the lives of your other sex partners. Enjoy
