Can't stand short guys

[MojoRisin']

I think this is a bit wrong but still pretty damn funny. Just thought Id ad a bit of music to the thread. Cant believe he got away with this song lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd4KXw_ap8Y

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

I think this is a bit wrong but still pretty damn funny. Just thought Id ad a bit of music to the thread. Cant believe he got away with this song lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd4KXw_ap8Y

hey Mojo, how are you today?

Gotta ask, did you change your status bar just for me??? LOL I hope so.....it is hilarious and I totally approve. I would hope we could debate one thing yesterday and laugh at it today.

Thanks for the share of the song.

 

[tml]

Is it just me or every short guy is a major league asshole? And for some reason every time I get into confrontation, it is some short dude with Napoleon complex thinking he's the belly button of the universe. I realize that being short, you probably have a small dinkie and feel like you have to make up for it, but don't. It is no ones fault your parents hooked up and instead of swallowing the load, your mother had you. Just deal with it differently please.

Attitude:"So, you think you're better than me, eh..."

As Billy Bats in Goodfellas said:"Now go home and get your shine box".

If a short guy fights a tall guy and wins he's a hero. If the tall guy wins the short guy gets everyones sympathy and people turn on the tall guy for picking on the short guy.

 

[GameBoy27]

When I am at work, and the contractors come over, their safety is my concern. When they don't have proper safety equipment I am liable. Sorry, but I don't want to be fined because somebody is a dumbass.

To expand a bit, the cops were called on me lol, it got sorted out but still.

Sounds like you need lessons on how to deal with people. Clearly a skill you are lacking.

 

[Azprint]

Sounds like you need lessons on how to deal with people. Clearly a skill you are lacking.

Yeah, didn't learn how to deal with angry midgets, who get violent when they are told what to do so I have to restrain them.

 

[spraggamuffin]

So, my dick touches the floor.

You step on it, you run the risks.

 

[blackrock13]

Yeah, didn't learn how to deal with angry midgets, who get violent when they are told what to do so I have to restrain them.

Short people are all midgets? No wonder the vast majority who posted think you're the midget. I suspect you didn't use those words when discussing the confrontation with the police.

 

[blackrock13]

So, my dick touches the floor.

You step on it, you run the risks.

Hey Tripod, is that you? :Eek:

 

[avxl1003]

same with girls. short ones usually are fiesty and cocky.. that's one other reason i prefer tall girls. they are much more laid back and gentle.

That's weird. That's why I like the short girls. Every short girl I've ever been with has fucked like they had something to prove. Every tall girl has been boring as ass.

I'm 6'4" and I'd much rather be with a 5'1" tall girl than a 5'11" tall girl.

 

[Azprint]

Short people are all midgets? No wonder the vast majority who posted think you're the midget. I suspect you didn't use those words when discussing the confrontation with the police.

Your suspicion is partially right, I wrote down a report for my employer right after the incident, before the police arrived. So I gave it to the officer to read, didn't have much explaining to do as I gave it to him.

And no, I don't base my perception of short guys on this single event. My job requires me to deal with whole bunch of people from all walks of life. And I just can't help but notice that the vertically challenged ones are trouble.

 

[gcostanza]

Your suspicion is partially right, I wrote down a report for my employer right after the incident, before the police arrived. So I gave it to the officer to read, didn't have much explaining to do as I gave it to him.

And no, I don't base my perception of short guys on this single event. My job requires me to deal with whole bunch of people from all walks of life. And I just can't help but notice that the vertically challenged ones are trouble.

Your self loathing is, to put it simply.....sad.

 

[Azprint]

Your self loathing is, to put it simply.....sad.

Not sure you know the meaning of self loathing, might want to look up words before you use them.

Did I hit a nerve or something, George?

 

[basketcase]

same with girls. short ones usually are fiesty and cocky...

Feisty spinners? You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[gcostanza]

Not sure you know the meaning of self loathing, might want to look up words before you use them.

Did I hit a nerve or something, George?

Not at all, azz.

I know exactly what it means, and your anger and lashing out at others shows self loathing to be a significant part of your emotional makeup.

Enjoy your life.

 

[Rono]

Wow, am I lucky (for now) ! I am 5'6". I am getting to 5'5" once the osteoporosis creeps in. Do remember, at some point in the future as you get older, you will go to 5'5". By the time you reach that number, I hope you won't hate yourself.

My post was an inside joke for those that know I had cosmetic leg lengthening surgery a few years ago. Went from 5'5" to 5'8".

 

[ogibowt]

Is it just me or every short guy is a major league asshole? And for some reason every time I get into confrontation, it is some short dude with Napoleon complex thinking he's the belly button of the universe. I realize that being short, you probably have a small dinkie and feel like you have to make up for it, but don't. It is no ones fault your parents hooked up and instead of swallowing the load, your mother had you. Just deal with it differently please.

if you ever meet the former jockey Sandy Hawley, you would come to view you post as what it is...a stereotyping tirade, that has nothing to do with reality.....and everything to do with ignorance and stupidity..

 

[sturmgewehr44]

if you ever meet the former jockey Sandy Hawley, you would come to view you post as what it is...a stereotyping tirade, that has nothing to do with reality.....and everything to do with ignorance and stupidity..

everything to do with ignorance and stupidity....

 

[Cypher]

Your post is chock full of animosity and condescension. Most people are pretty intuitive and since your default setting toward this particular demographic is extremely hostile there very well may be more than one dynamic at play in your interaction with them. It may not be "just you," but it's very likely that it's not "all them."

 

[afterhours]

My post was an inside joke for those that know I had cosmetic leg lengthening surgery a few years ago. Went from 5'5" to 5'8".

you have never reported whether it increased your success with the ladies

 

[Toronto`s Finest]

you have never reported whether it increased your success with the ladies

One can read in the forums sctions on dating sites: seems the cut off for vast majority of women is 5'10" & NO shorter. Sooo I am thinking his 5'8" isn't going to make a huge difference. PLUS his upper body will be the same size unless he massivley jacks up. A 5'10" guy just has a bigger build ( bone structure ) and this height & build is a huge deal with women before any personality is taken into consideration.