incall facility suggestions

[freedom3]

Everyone knows that the beauty/services of the escorts bears the weight of the success of an agency, but incall facilities do count as well.

Here are my suggestions to improve incall facilities.

-Have room that are properly lit. For some reason, several agencies have rooms where there aren't lamps at all, one (or more) lamps is broken, or the bulb/s is/are burnt out. One escort had to start lighting candles it was so dark. At first, I thought she was trying to create a mood, but she said none of the lights worked. I am not an exhibitionist, so opening the curtains isn't an option.
-Have a box of kleenex in the room. I use lube and I want to wipe my hands with kleenex after I put it on the condom.
-Don't use the cheapest possible toilet paper.
-Have mirrors in the room. They sell full size door mirrors at Canadian Tire for $10 each. Please put a few in the room.

Just my suggestions.

 

[LKD]

ummm.. who cares too much about the room.. If the girl is pretty and clean, I'd be just as glad to fuck her in the back seat of my car in a parking lot. that's just me.

 

[nobody123]

ummm.. who cares too much about the room.. If the girl is pretty and clean, I'd be just as glad to fuck her in the back seat of my car in a parking lot. that's just me.

Might be just you. Then again, I drive a compact. Still... all things being equal, I'd be much happier if the incall room was clean with a well equipped washroom (clean towels, etc). Mirrors are nice too, I suppose.

 

[Azprint]

Everyone knows that the beauty/services of the escorts bears the weight of the success of an agency, but incall facilities do count as well.

Here are my suggestions to improve incall facilities.

-Have room that are properly lit. For some reason, several agencies have rooms where there aren't lamps at all, one (or more) lamps is broken, or the bulb/s is/are burnt out. One escort had to start lighting candles it was so dark. At first, I thought she was trying to create a mood, but she said none of the lights worked. I am not an exhibitionist, so opening the curtains isn't an option.
-Have a box of kleenex in the room. I use lube and I want to wipe my hands with kleenex after I put it on the condom.
-Don't use the cheapest possible toilet paper.
-Have mirrors in the room. They sell full size door mirrors at Canadian Tire for $10 each. Please put a few in the room.

Just my suggestions.

Just curious about toilet paper... Are you taking dumps when visiting escorts? That's an expensive shit !

 

[AllisonElm]

I am a fan of a well stocked bathroom. Mouthwash! Little cups for the mouth wash! Qtips! Men's body wash! Fluffy towels! Unscented aerosol deodorant!

Some candle light, a glass of wine or bubbly, some smooth jazz...

ps also hangers for your coat, suit jacket & shirt (if you're coming from work) We need to send you back to work looking crisp.

 

[freedom3]

Just curious about toilet paper... Are you taking dumps when visiting escorts? That's an expensive shit !

No, but sometimes I take some toilet paper to wipe my hands after putting the lube on the condom (since there is no kleenex).

 

[Jessica S]

Everyone knows that the beauty/services of the escorts bears the weight of the success of an agency, but incall facilities do count as well.

Here are my suggestions to improve incall facilities.

-Have room that are properly lit. For some reason, several agencies have rooms where there aren't lamps at all, one (or more) lamps is broken, or the bulb/s is/are burnt out. One escort had to start lighting candles it was so dark. At first, I thought she was trying to create a mood, but she said none of the lights worked. I am not an exhibitionist, so opening the curtains isn't an option.
-Have a box of kleenex in the room. I use lube and I want to wipe my hands with kleenex after I put it on the condom.
-Don't use the cheapest possible toilet paper.
-Have mirrors in the room. They sell full size door mirrors at Canadian Tire for $10 each. Please put a few in the room.

Just my suggestions.

Check out naughtynuru.ca if you see someone you like... Our incall location is at a downtown condo very clean and well lit. Fresh towels, Kleenex etc.

 

[Jessica S]

Oh I forgot full length mirrors in bedroom lol.

 

[nobody123]

Just curious about toilet paper... Are you taking dumps when visiting escorts? That's an expensive shit !

Methinks you are confusing me with freedom3, who apparently is worried about lube n such:

No, but sometimes I take some toilet paper to wipe my hands after putting the lube on the condom (since there is no kleenex).

I mean, really, rather quite worried about it:

Have a box of kleenex in the room. I use lube and I want to wipe my hands with kleenex after I put it on the condom.

Please tell me there is an unlikely-yet-amusing anecdote that accounts for this excess of concern over lube on your hands during an encounter.

 

[freedom3]

Methinks you are confusing me with freedom3, who apparently is worried about lube n such:


I mean, really, rather quite worried about it:



Please tell me there is an unlikely-yet-amusing anecdote that accounts for this excess of concern over lube on your hands during an encounter.

I know you are a nobody (from your handle), but can you please find something else to do than post on my thread? Watch tv. From you posting history, it is clear you don't like (or more likely can't afford) to seeing escorts.

 

[dirkd101]

A nice facility can make seeing a hot girl even better.This was brought up in a review not too long ago and here's the jist of it.

Being clean is a big plus.

Having a place to put your clothing, a good wooden chair, a clothes tree/suit tree, hangars and hooks are also good to have.

Mirrors that are strategically placed can be a nice distraction.

Something other than a workbench where you can let your creativity take over, like a good chair (covered with a soft towel), or a dresser. Doing it all on the workbench is old news.

Talking of workbenches, I like mine a little higher because I like to get my floor routine going and a low workbench doesn't do it for me.

Lighting for different times of the day or client wants/needs would be a plus.

Music, rather than CP24 or some other drivel on the tube. If you're going to have the tube on then porn better be on the screen.

Most places have all the ammenities needed for sprucing up, just good to have them all in good stock and TP is just as important for some.

 

[AllisonElm]

you and me both ... might I suggest a pump dispenser for the mouthwash. No matter how many little cups we have, and no matter how much you hate to think it, you know someone is chugging out of the bottle if you don't have a pump dispenser on it

This is a great idea!

 

[DELETDrileydaniels]

All these ideas are great but If you want all these things then don't complain the price for seeing a SP

 

[johnbeverley]

All these ideas are great but If you want all these things then don't complain the price for seeing a SP

I wonder if you have clients complaining. Hobbying is not cheap, they should know that.

 

[eldoguy]

:cheer2:Concierge parking, discount coupons, brass band, a butler greeting at door!

 

[Azprint]

Methinks you are confusing me with freedom3, who apparently is worried about lube n such:

Woops you're right, misquoted for some reason. Fixed it.

 

[nobody123]

I know you are a nobody (from your handle), but can you please find something else to do than post on my thread? Watch tv. From you posting history, it is clear you don't like (or more likely can't afford) to seeing escorts.

Oh, I enjoy it well enough. But you are right - can't afford to indulge the hobby as much as I'd like. Not since that accident with the lube back in '93 and the resulting lawsuit. I... I... *sniff* I still don't like to talk about it, if it's all the same with you.

 

[Imperius]

you and me both ... might I suggest a pump dispenser for the mouthwash. No matter how many little cups we have, and no matter how much you hate to think it, you know someone is chugging out of the bottle if you don't have a pump dispenser on it

Hey, I said "NO PEEKING"!