Pistorius, the blade runner, shot his girlfriend?

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I wouldn't surprise if the Pistorius family is working on making a monetary offer to the victim's family, much like the Kennedys did with Mary Lou K.'s family.

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That's not going to deter the Crown from prosecuting a murder charge, is it? Especially a murder charge that is world headline news.
Money and influence can do amazing things. Maybe a plea bargain to manslaughter (he accidentally smashed her skull and pumped 4 bullets into her body). 3 years in medium security prison and time off for good behaviour, halfway house and then unfettered freedom. Who knows?

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Well, we seem to have a homicide, but hardly premeditated.

Smart defence counsel should be thinking of an intoxication defence to cut the rap down to manslaughter and avoid a murder conviction. However, I doubt Pistorius is smart enough to do that. I suspect he will try and protect his fading career and endorsement deals by clinging to his "intruder" story.
 

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They found anabolic steroids at Pistorius house, and also evidence of heavy drinking night of murder:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...r-charge-steroids-found-at-athletes-home.html


Due to increasing levels of violence and anti-social behaviour, police have released a new table of classification to categorise levels of drunkeness:

1-2 Units - Reasonably Sober - Could probably drive.
2-5 Units - A bit tipsy - Take care
5-10 Units - Fairly Drunk - Starting to stagger
10-15 Units - Ratarsed - May throw up and consider shagging a fat bird
15+ Units - Completely Pistorius - Legless. Unable to differntiate between a big black man and a small white woman. Likely to resort to lethal violence at the slightest provocation.
 

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Smart defence counsel should be thinking of an intoxication defence to cut the rap down to manslaughter and avoid a murder conviction. However, I doubt Pistorius is smart enough to do that. I suspect he will try and protect his fading career and endorsement deals by clinging to his "intruder" story.
I think that his counsel will try to plea bargain manslaughter and try to get a reduced sentence weather Pistorius agrees or not is an open question.
 

Phil C. McNasty

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Well, we seem to have a homicide, but hardly premeditated
Thats exactly what I was thinking.

They were both partying, drank too much, possibly drugs involved. They got into a domestic fight/argument. Dude went into a fullblown, drunk roid rage. She tried to protect herself with a cricket bat, he grabs his gun and shoots her.

My bet is a manslaughter plea deal (if they have those in SA), and 15 years in the pen
 

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Thats exactly what I was thinking.

They were both partying, drank too much, possibly drugs involved. They got into a domestic fight/argument. Dude went into a fullblown, drunk roid rage. She tried to protect herself with a cricket bat, he grabs his gun and shoots her.

My bet is a manslaughter plea deal (if they have those in SA), and 15 years in the pen
The cricket bat suggests the fractured skull she suffered. Cricket bats are pretty hefty implements. They are far heavier and chunkier than baseball bats and if you are hit with one, it's gonna break bone.

If she smashed him with the bat, he would be heavily bruised at least and that would give him a self-defence angle.

My guess is that he smashed her skull with the bat in a fit of roid rage. Then he realized that he had severly injured or killed her and invented the intruder defence and put some bullets into her to make sure she never gave her side of the story - if she ever recovered from the blow with the bat.

The bullets are your premeditated murder. The Crown would argue that the blow severely damaged her skull, but did not kill her.
 

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Not sure if they have manslaughter in SA. It's a former Commonwealth country, but unlike Canada or Australia, they have Dutch-originated law there.
 

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The cricket bat suggests the fractured skull she suffered. Cricket bats are pretty hefty implements. They are far heavier and chunkier than baseball bats and if you are hit with one, it's gonna break bone.
I was about to post that they must be lighter, based on feel, but I'll be doggoned, you are right a Cricket bat is 9 to 18 ounces (.26 to .51 kilograms) heaver than an Ash baseball bat.
 

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I was about to post that they must be lighter, based on feel, but I'll be doggoned, you are right a Cricket bat is 9 to 18 ounces (.26 to .51 kilograms) heaver than an Ash baseball bat.
And whilst a cricket bat has a wide front surface, it is actually triangular in shape vs round for BB bat. So a blow with the edge would deliver tremendous crushing force.

BTW I was hoping that an Aardvark would have had more insight into a South African crime :D
 

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re: the steroids....if they raided any professional pro athletes home theyd find a banned substance. you know im not gnna rush to judgement, who knows if there was a bloody cricket bat? we have to wait and see
 

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I was about to post that they must be lighter, based on feel, but I'll be doggoned, you are right a Cricket bat is 9 to 18 ounces (.26 to .51 kilograms) heaver than an Ash baseball bat.
And the weight is concentrated in the blade which is shorter and more compact than the striking surface of a baseball bat.
 

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Due to increasing levels of violence and anti-social behaviour, police have released a new table of classification to categorise levels of drunkeness:

1-2 Units - Reasonably Sober - Could probably drive.
2-5 Units - A bit tipsy - Take care
5-10 Units - Fairly Drunk - Starting to stagger
10-15 Units - Ratarsed - May throw up and consider shagging a fat bird
15+ Units - Completely Pistorius - Legless. Unable to differntiate between a big black man and a small white woman. Likely to resort to lethal violence at the slightest provocation
Its better to go straight to 20+ units, completely piss-drunk and pass out before you can hurt anyone :D
 
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