Horse Meat scandal

[SchlongConery]

I was in London banging MrsCaloki, re-provisioning her yacht with Tesco burgers and lasagna.

I'm unsure if I have been affected by eating horse meat but my cock is massive, I have a craving for sugar cubes and have just taken my sixth shit of the morning on the grass.

 

[Toronto`s Finest]

I get that this is supposed to be funny...... but I am missing something here ????

 

[great bear]

So, how big is her yacht?

 

[gcostanza]

So, how big is her yacht?

Is that code?

 

[great bear]

Is that code?

Its not polite to ask how big is her vagina.

 

[SchlongConery]

So, how big is her yacht?

Bigger than my horsemeat schlong!

 

[great bear]

Bigger than my horsemeat schlong!

Did you enter her port via the stern, or starboard? And did the buoys have anything to say to you?

 

[SchlongConery]

As you can well imagine, the mouth of the port had incessant outbound traffic so I got blown ashore.

 

[TROOPS]

As you can well imagine, the mouth of the port had incessant outbound traffic so I got blown ashore.

You're quite the sea man.

 

[TROOPS]

MrsCaCA LoCo, new meaning to the saying "man overboard."

 

[SchlongConery]

You're quite the sea man.

I quite enjoy when uretha round!

 

[great bear]

As you can well imagine, the mouth of the port had incessant outbound traffic so I got blown ashore.

Obviously you did not follow her channel markers.

 

[SchlongConery]

Obviously you did not follow her channel markers.

Impossible. They are transparent and not well anchored so are all over the place.

 

[TROOPS]

I quite enjoy when uretha round!

Ditto my friend.

 

[great bear]

Impossible. They are transparent and not well anchored so are all over the place.

When you entered her berth did she fathom it?

 

[SchlongConery]

When you entered her berth did she fathom it?

Despite the beam of my torpedo, I did not even touch the sides of her widened berth canal. But the poop deck was full

 

[great bear]

Despite the beam of my torpedo, I did not even touch the sides of her widened berth canal. But the poop deck was full

Regardless, it does not sound like you had a hull of a good time.

 

[Celticman]

When you bagged her, I hope it included one over the head. What was it like listening to the endless yammering while you hammering?

And on a more serious note, have you no shame man? You know it is probably a guy Bi Bi for now.

 

[SchlongConery]

When you bagged her, I hope it included one over the head. What was it like listening to the endless yammering while you hammering?

And on a more serious note, have you no shame man? You know it is probably a guy Bi Bi for now.

Like everything posted here, all bullshit! Including my horse meat cock!

But to answer your question... nope... no shame!

 

[SchlongConery]

Regardless, it does not sound like you had a hull of a good time.

Had a ton of fun cuz they're ain't no replacement for displacement.