Wtf ??????

[Nate1]

Have him sit down. Its cleaner, better for him, eases pressure on the prostate and lets every drop out. There is nothing unmanly about it. Doesn't matter how careful a guy is, there is always some sort of splash. don't believe me, do it over a black stone floor then get down on your hands an knees and then check.

Might be time for a Poll. I'm a stander but get what you are saying.

 

[mrsCALoki]

It was kind of nice at sea. As long as your man has a good arc and he remembers to go lee-ward it works great.

Land loos are another thing all together. More about accuracy there than range and power

Thanks for the cherio tip.

 

[CapitalGuy]

You tell us, how can you consistently miss the toilet, sir?

 

[mrsCALoki]

You tell us, how can you consistently miss the toilet, sir?

Ignore another loser time Bye bye


This is so much easier than having arguments with them

 

[peter4025]

How can a man who can hit targets over 200 meters away consistently miss the toilet?

Happiness is two en-suite bathrooms.

You should be able to afford them with no problem. Just make sure that his has an urinal and a nice 50" tv in front of the throne

 

[mrsCALoki]

You should be able to afford them with no problem. Just make sure that his has an urinal and a nice 50" tv in front of the throne

Room is a major issue for us. We have a very limited foot print to work wit. But a urinal is a brilliant idea. Thank you.

 

[Toke]

Because he respects time-honoured traditions?

Best/funniset post I've read in a long time!!

 

[Mervyn]

How can a man who can hit targets over 200 meters away consistently miss the toilet?

Happiness is two en-suite bathrooms.

Guns come with scopes, Penises do not.

 

[oil&gas]

Did that happen when your old man was peeing with his morning wood or was it just
the usual urine dribbing? If it is the former just pour cold water on his wood to kill
the erection. The latter is a symptom of an enlarged prostate gland which happens
to all men when they get a little old.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

It was kind of nice at sea. As long as your man has a good arc and he remembers to go lee-ward it works great.

Land loos are another thing all together. More about accuracy there than range and power

Thanks for the cherio tip.

Just wait until he asks you to hold it for him.

Shockingly enough it is a pretty powerful shooter. LOL

And the cheerio tip, a long passed down tradition, usually during baby showers and stuff. My gift and truce offering to you for the new year. :Eek:

 

[Moviefan-2]

Best/funniset post I've read in a long time!!

Thanks.

 

[mrsCALoki]

Just wait until he asks you to hold it for him.

Shockingly enough it is a pretty powerful shooter. LOL

And the cheerio tip, a long passed down tradition, usually during baby showers and stuff. My gift and truce offering to you for the new year. :Eek:

He tried to get me to write my name in the snow with it when we met. It was not a success. Its 'mind' wandered off to other activities as soon as I touched it and refused to co-operate. All I got was a crooked "C"

But cherios tip is VERY gratefully accepted. Thanks again.