Buffalo STD Testing Clinics - URGENT PLEASE - NEED HELP

[OrganicFan]

I want to get myself tested for STDs ASAP due to my travel plans. Hassle free clinic takes two weeks to get the result. Also I want it to be anonymous. I looked up the options in Buffalo and found http://www.stdtestingbuffalo.com/. To get tested in that clinic in buffalo, they need a local Buffalo address (not hotel or po box) and a local phone number. Results are given online and within a day or two. I do not have a local address or a buffalo phone number. Like the 711 phones, are there options in the states?

If there is any other suggestion to test it anonymously and with a QUICK turnaround in GTA even if I have to pay for testing please suggest. I am in Markham and don't mind driving. The earliest I can do it is probably 2nd since most of the clinics are closed for the holidays.

 

[elwoodinontario]

http://www.usaddressinc.com/

 

[msog87]

I want to get myself tested for STDs ASAP due to my travel plans. Hassle free clinic takes two weeks to get the result. Also I want it to be anonymous. I looked up the options in Buffalo and found http://www.stdtestingbuffalo.com/. To get tested in that clinic in buffalo, they need a local Buffalo address (not hotel or po box) and a local phone number. Results are given online and within a day or two. I do not have a local address or a buffalo phone number. Like the 711 phones, are there options in the states?

If there is any other suggestion to test it anonymously and with a QUICK turnaround in GTA even if I have to pay for testing please suggest. I am in Markham and don't mind driving. The earliest I can do it is probably 2nd since most of the clinics are closed for the holidays.

just go to a walk in clinic you wont have to wait for the results the doc will write you a script right away

 

[OrganicFan]

just go to a walk in clinic you wont have to wait for the results the doc will write you a script right away

I don't have any symptoms, just wanted to get myself checked before I left. Anyway my company cut short my travel to less than a week. Initial plan was for two months.

I'll go get tested in hassle free. The problem I see in HFC is they seem reluctant to test if there are no symptoms. Can I ask them to do a complete panel?

 

[Cobra Enorme]

why do you have to urgently get tested before a trip?

 

[HEYHEY]

why do you have to urgently get tested before a trip?

probably going back home to his wife/gf hahahaahah

 

[OrganicFan]

why do you have to urgently get tested before a trip?

I usually get myself tested every six months or so. Last time I got tested was in July or August. So the six month window would have been in a foreign country. In the place I had to go, I was not sure if I could get tested anonymously. Did not want to take a chance. Anyway, since I am back, I went to HFC and they refused to test me this time since there was no symptom and my last test was only about six months back. I have gone in six months before and they tested, but this time the doctor said no. So I have to wait for some more time as they want or still figure out a way to test myself in Buffalo. I may still have to go on the longer trip, so have to get tested before I go.

 

[OrganicFan]

So, it is no longer URGENT, but I still have to get myself tested this month and HFC is refusing to do a routine check.

So my question about phones still remain. Is there something similar to the 711 phones in the US? At least can I get a prepaid without any credit check? I have an unlocked phone and I can use it in most of the major carriers.

 

[james t kirk]

You are over using / abusing the system. That is why HF refuses to test you.

I agree with them.

Too many people out there like you abusing the system because you go out and bareback (or worse, don't bareback and have no symptoms, but are still convinced that you're going to die) and then figure you'll get tested and get yourself a get out of jail free card to go out and bareback again (or just give you peace of mind).

I've called up HF to have testing done in the past.

Usually they ask the following questions:

1. When was your last HIV test? If it's less than 2 years ago, they ask you if you have been engaging in needle sharing or receiving bareback anal. If the answer is no, they tell you to call them back in 2 years because they know you are most likely negative.

HF is there to help people most at risk. Not dumb-ass little straight kids who are victims of the propaganda and are convinced that all sex is just a disease waiting to happen.

2. They ask you when your last bareback was - if it was less than 90 days ago, they tell you to use condoms and call them back in 90 days, but only if you are over the 2 year marker, unless you have been receiving BB anal or sharing needles.

In other words, HF doesn't want to be flooded by stupid straight people looking to be tested every six months because they think that they might have picked up some STD and they hope that there is a cure.

BTW - HF only offers anonymous testing for HIV. If you want the full battery of STD tests (like syphilis, gonorrhea, Chlamydia, whatever), it is NOT anonymous and you will need a health card.