How best to use your fleshlight at work?

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mrsCALoki

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Do men really do this sort of thing? I can believe boys do I guess, but grown ups? It is so alien to anything I can imagine.
 
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demand a prayer room, the employer must accommodate your every whim when you throw religion into it. If they don't threaten them with a human rights lawsuit. Now stipulate that you must be able to pray in private while the sound of the desert winds play over the speakers. Voila! - your very own jerk off room! Your Welcome!!
 
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prestokeys said:
For those who need a good release every 3 to 5 hours like me and are unsatisfied with using your hand at work, how best to use your fleshlight at work? It is very portable (as is the lube bottle), so no one will no you are carrying one. But the only private room I can find at my work is a washroom (for one person). Unfortunately, the fleshlight rubbing on your cock makes sounds that people walking by the washroom can hear. Running the water could mask those sounds, but running the water for 5+ minutes (everyday) will arouse suspicion in no time. Playing music is essentially not allowed. So what else is there? Maybe try a different way altogether like use your hand all the way but then switch to the fleshlight in the last 30 seconds? Would that be a satisfying solution to you? In terms of getting out of the building (I have an hour everyday to do this), I live too far away to make it feasible, and I don't drive a van or anything to do it in, covering my windows will just make people want to look through. What is the best solution here???
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Shill?
 
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prestokeys

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jiiimmm said:
demand a prayer room, the employer must accommodate your every whim when you throw religion into it. If they don't threaten them with a human rights lawsuit. Now stipulate that you must be able to pray in private while the sound of the desert winds play over the speakers. Voila! - your very own jerk off room! Your Welcome!!
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Darn. People there already know that I'm non-religious. I probably would have tried that otherwise.
 
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groggy

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Buy a fart machine app for your phone to disguise the sounds.
Should be disgusting enough to keep people away, moreso with the combo of sounds.
 
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Conway_Stewart

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I know we're not supposed to post links to other Boards but there is an Internet Message Board called the Fleshlight Forum that is devoted exclusively to discussions regarding optimal use/enjoyment of one's Fleshlight.

https://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?30332-What-is-the-most-silent-stealth-flesh

The question that the OP is asking is actually quite common. Apparently there are different types/models of flesh lights with varying textures/widths/etc. (There is one named the Lupe Fuentes that caught my attention). In any case, some models make more noise than others.

Decreasing the amount of lube used in the Fleshlight may help lessen the noise but may also lessen enjoyment. Otherwise, the simplest solution seems to be to simply deaden the sound by wrapping a towel around the Fleshlight.

Check out the site fir other helpful tips.

Good luck...and happy fapping.
 
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benstt

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New sign: Employees MUST wash hands after being unattended anywhere at the office. No exceptions.
 
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loveisblind

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Conway_Stewart said:
I know we're not supposed to post links to other Boards but there is an Internet Message Board called the Fleshlight Forum that is devoted exclusively to discussions regarding optimal use/enjoyment of one's Fleshlight.

https://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?30332-What-is-the-most-silent-stealth-flesh

The question that the OP is asking is actually quite common. Apparently there are different types/models of flesh lights with varying textures/widths/etc. (There is one named the Lupe Fuentes that caught my attention). In any case, some models make more noise than others.

Decreasing the amount of lube used in the Fleshlight may help lessen the noise but may also lessen enjoyment. Otherwise, the simplest solution seems to be to simply deaden the sound by wrapping a towel around the Fleshlight.

Check out the site fir other helpful tips.

Good luck...and happy fapping.
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:eyebrows::eyebrows: ROFLMFAO
 
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d_jedi

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prestokeys said:
For those who need a good release every 3 to 5 hours like me and are unsatisfied with using your hand at work, how best to use your fleshlight at work? It is very portable (as is the lube bottle), so no one will no you are carrying one. But the only private room I can find at my work is a washroom (for one person). Unfortunately, the fleshlight rubbing on your cock makes sounds that people walking by the washroom can hear. Running the water could mask those sounds, but running the water for 5+ minutes (everyday) will arouse suspicion in no time. Playing music is essentially not allowed. So what else is there? Maybe try a different way altogether like use your hand all the way but then switch to the fleshlight in the last 30 seconds? Would that be a satisfying solution to you? In terms of getting out of the building (I have an hour everyday to do this), I live too far away to make it feasible, and I don't drive a van or anything to do it in, covering my windows will just make people want to look through. What is the best solution here???
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Dude. What the fuck? What.. the.. fuck??!
 
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exceed

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Mattress in van Will be best bet. Make sure you don't park near a school yard.
 
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frankcastle

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I owned one over 5 years ago.

It does make some noise.

If you really need to get off that badly..... use your hand and tell people you have IBS.

On the other hand. How long is your shift I don't know anyone who can't get through work without jerking off...... and that's coming from a perv. :D
 
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I admit I used to own a fleshlight, and the cleaning issue is one of the reasons I ended up throwing it. No matter how much you try to rinse and dry it out, it is still a moist dark crevice which is perfect for mold and bacterial growth. And you can't turn it inside out to dry or else it will tear.
 
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