For those who need a good release every 3 to 5 hours like me and are unsatisfied with using your hand at work, how best to use your fleshlight at work? It is very portable (as is the lube bottle), so no one will no you are carrying one. But the only private room I can find at my work is a washroom (for one person). Unfortunately, the fleshlight rubbing on your cock makes sounds that people walking by the washroom can hear. Running the water could mask those sounds, but running the water for 5+ minutes (everyday) will arouse suspicion in no time. Playing music is essentially not allowed. So what else is there? Maybe try a different way altogether like use your hand all the way but then switch to the fleshlight in the last 30 seconds? Would that be a satisfying solution to you? In terms of getting out of the building (I have an hour everyday to do this), I live too far away to make it feasible, and I don't drive a van or anything to do it in, covering my windows will just make people want to look through. What is the best solution here???
How best to use your fleshlight at work?
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**Sophie**
These are not suggestions or opinions. I am serious here, because I do get very horny every few hours. Keep in mind that once I get my (satisified) release, I can get back to work with great energy and be very, very productive in my workplace. So this is a good thing (for everybody) I'm trying to achieve here. Otherwise, I just cannot concentrate at work--like working on an empty stomach.
Sounds like you are between a rock and a hard place to get off.
Some possible options:
* Since you have an hour at lunch, find a secluded spot in the area
* A private washroom at a retail business
* See if you can change your working hours
* Confide in someone you work with who may have a vehicle you can borrow or rent
* See if your doctor can make this a medical condition and then have your employer "accommodate" your medical need/disability
* Rent an apartment within a short walking distance to work
* Salt Peter
Some possible options:
* Since you have an hour at lunch, find a secluded spot in the area
* A private washroom at a retail business
* See if you can change your working hours
* Confide in someone you work with who may have a vehicle you can borrow or rent
* See if your doctor can make this a medical condition and then have your employer "accommodate" your medical need/disability
* Rent an apartment within a short walking distance to work
* Salt Peter
What would work would be if you could get a job as a long distance truck driver. This way, no one would know what you are doing anytime of day or night when you pull over.
As an added bonus, you could leave it behind once you leave the job, and anticipate the look of glee on the next truck driver's face when he finds such a useful device!
As an added bonus, you could leave it behind once you leave the job, and anticipate the look of glee on the next truck driver's face when he finds such a useful device!
I cannot changes jobs, because mine is quite good with a pension plan and all that. Working at home of course would be the ideal solution.
Hmmm.... Some of these I've thought of, some I have not. Renting a nearby apartment (or even a shack, igloo, or wikiup) would work if it weren't for the cost. Changing my car to a van is a cheaper solution which would work just as well, and is currently the best solution so far that I can think of. In this case, I can even put a mattress in there.
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**Sophie**
Or...you could slam the toilet seat down on Mr.Happy...I guarantee your burning desire to rub one off will drastically diminish lol
Is there only one washroom in your building?
If you're in a multifloor building, try going to a different floor washroom - people on one floor almost never go to another floor bathroom.
No one from those other floors will know who you are anyways even if they hear you in the bathroom.
Well, other than "that creepy guy with the fleshlight who keeps making squishy sounds in our bathroom".
If you're in a multifloor building, try going to a different floor washroom - people on one floor almost never go to another floor bathroom.
No one from those other floors will know who you are anyways even if they hear you in the bathroom.
Well, other than "that creepy guy with the fleshlight who keeps making squishy sounds in our bathroom".
I got a great laugh from reading this post. Holly shit I thought I had a lack of self control - geez you need to get off every 3 to 5 hours during the day and you do so at your office? WOW that takes the cake.
I don't have the need for a flesh light however for a quickie in the washroom and you are nervous of getting caught don't take the chance with the flesh light just use your hand with no lube and pull one off hard and fast. Sneek in a hard core magazine or some pictures with you.
Or you can get up early and get two shots off in the morning before you go to the office. That should be enough to drain your nuts and keep you from jerking off at the office during the day.
Other then that find some hot looking girl in your office and take her in the back photo copy room for some action.
I don't have the need for a flesh light however for a quickie in the washroom and you are nervous of getting caught don't take the chance with the flesh light just use your hand with no lube and pull one off hard and fast. Sneek in a hard core magazine or some pictures with you.
Or you can get up early and get two shots off in the morning before you go to the office. That should be enough to drain your nuts and keep you from jerking off at the office during the day.
Other then that find some hot looking girl in your office and take her in the back photo copy room for some action.
3 floors, but only two have private washrooms, and the employees are usually going to different floors, so that idea won't work.
I always empty myself completely before going to work, but I build up fast and peak right at the middle of the workday. You should have concluded that I've been jerking off with my bare hands at work for quite a long time now, but I'm not content with that anymore, no matter what I'm looking at. I need for it to feel like the real thing to be satisfied now.
How can I soundproof the fleshlight alone? I would need to soundproof my entire body.
Or maybe find an SP who works near my workplace, and ask if I can use my fleshlight at her place (can't afford to use her body everyday)? SPs, how much would you charge a guy to come over to your place everyday to unload for 10 minutes?
Do like they do in the Ontario Public Service - slap a turban on your head, or a red dot on your forehead, and use the medical room for "prayers" five times a day. If anyone tries to use the room for medical reasons while you're in there, just get all indignant and tell them to stop infringing on your "religious freedoms". Pretty sure after one or two mild altercations, the public service sheep will leave you alone to do your business in absolute quiet and complete privacy. Good luck!
your telling me you can't go all day without jerking off?
you rather risk your job and pension to bust a nut at work:Eek:
If you are going to do this, forget the flesh light thing all together and negotiate a volume discount BBBJ for 10 minutes from Monday to Friday! You may be able to negotiate something with the SP's as it is guaranteed business for them. Put your lunch money towards this and go straight for dessert.
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**Sophie**
If the price were right, this could work, but I'm restricted to incalls near my workplace (I mean 10 minutes drive max) and I would get tired of the same lady everyday. But if she is really hot, then no problem. I used to go to the now-retired Babygurl Mary, whose incall was very close to my workplace. But such a hot lady would not accept $20 per daily blowjob even if paid one month in advance. I would be willing to pay $10 per day just to give me a room and 10 minutes time with my fleshlight. You don't even have to be an SP, but you must be female (wouldn't feel comfortable going to a guy's place to do this, and neither would he).
