I was around Bank and Somerset today and decided to try Ting Ting. I went up, and Ting Ting opened the door. She told me that she wasn't available because she had a 'patient' coming. She suggested I take Lynda saying that she does the massage just like her. I opted for 30 minutes since I don't know the girl. When inside she asked me if I wanted the relaxation massage or the therapeutic, so I chose the relaxation. To make the story short, she spent 25 minutes 'caressing' me. This is a middle aged chinese woman, average to less than average looking, so Junior was not going to stand up for sure . Those 'caresses' were purely mechanical with no tease at all. After 20 minutes, I flipped, she put a cover on Junior and finished the last 5 or 6 minutes 'caressing' my body.
Even though I paid only $40, I felt this was a total waste because I got no massage and no tease.
When leaving I did not leave any tip (of course given the lack of service) but Lynda followed me in the stairs saying that I didn't leave a tip. I just told her to figure out why I didn't leave a tip and continued going down the stairs. WTF is this ? at least she should be honest to herself and recognize that she must at least provide some service to earn a tip. It seems nowadays that any asshole can provide massage or pseudo sensual massage.
When I was out, I saw a woman singing with a sign saying that she sings for supper. She was blonde, middle-aged, hippie style, with a box with only a few dollars in it. I said to myself that this poor hippie will have to sing for 3 to 4 hours to have $40, and that pseudo-masseuse just got the same amount for spending 25 minutes doing nothing. Life is unjust sometimes.
Even though I paid only $40, I felt this was a total waste because I got no massage and no tease.
When leaving I did not leave any tip (of course given the lack of service) but Lynda followed me in the stairs saying that I didn't leave a tip. I just told her to figure out why I didn't leave a tip and continued going down the stairs. WTF is this ? at least she should be honest to herself and recognize that she must at least provide some service to earn a tip. It seems nowadays that any asshole can provide massage or pseudo sensual massage.
When I was out, I saw a woman singing with a sign saying that she sings for supper. She was blonde, middle-aged, hippie style, with a box with only a few dollars in it. I said to myself that this poor hippie will have to sing for 3 to 4 hours to have $40, and that pseudo-masseuse just got the same amount for spending 25 minutes doing nothing. Life is unjust sometimes.
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