If you had 2 million in the bank, what would you do?

JamesDouglas

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If I had 2 million in the bank, I'd retire, but besides that I'd have fun with a beautiful woman every single day, whether it be SP, MPA or stripper.

What would you do?
 

amaya777

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I would retire and live most the year in Cuba. have Cuban girlfriends and just enjoy life. enjoying life is something i have done yet. dont know what enjoying life is
 

Ceiling Cat

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Some may disagree, but 2 mil. is not a huge amount of money.

I would live life a little better, do more things but nobody would notice a big difference. I know a guy that inherited 1.5 mil., He went hog wild. He bought a better house, an extra vehicle that he did not need ( Honda Ridgeline $42k ), ATVs, snowmobiles, Harley Davidson. Seven years later, all his toys are 7 years older and all his inherited money is gone.
 

wellhungone

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You have to manage it wisely. You figure, pay yourself a $1,000.00 a week. Tax free. You would be set for the next 20yrs.

To make $52k clean a year, you'd have to make about $175k.

Plus the money that is in the bank makes interest and keeps growing. I can live off that.
 

mrsCALoki

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If I had 2 million in the bank, I'd retire, but besides that I'd have fun with a beautiful woman every single day, whether it be SP, MPA or stripper.

What would you do?
If it was gold in a safety box I would sit on it till gold hits $1,500. If it was in an account would be humiliated to have such terrible investment skills.

:)
 

simon482

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buy a modest house that is comfy, perhaps a small cottage. a new pick up and invest it properly so i can live on the interest and not have to work anymore while still being able to live a comfortable life without worry.
 

exceed

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You have to manage it wisely. You figure, pay yourself a $1,000.00 a week. Tax free. You would be set for the next 20yrs.

To make $52k clean a year, you'd have to make about $175k.

Plus the money that is in the bank makes interest and keeps growing. I can live off that.
How do you figure? Just curious
 

gcostanza

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If it was gold in a safety box I would sit on it till gold hits $1,500. If it was in an account would be humiliated to have such terrible investment skills.

:)
Why would you wait until gold goes down ~$240 ?
 

mrsCALoki

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Why would you wait until gold goes down ~$240 ?
Probably cause I converted it all when it hit $1,500. Yes I know I lost the $240 by being too conservative.
 

ames

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100k to pay for current expenses
300k in stocks (personal trading)
300k in short term bonds
300k in long term bonds
500k in GICs or mutual funds
500k in Residual income programs
(monthly payout tends to be anywhere around 0.75% per month or 4~6% annual)

I'd probably bring in about 6k-7k per month on avg (low 5k, high 9k)
Will keep on working though, so around 120k-140k per year of disposable income (around 80-85k after taxes) + the principle 1.9million.
 

asterwald

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I'd buy 2 private planes, and move to beverly hills. Also take a trip to space every year.
 

Lou Siffer

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Cry myself to sleep.
Get up the next morning.
Work my ass off to get out of the poor house. :rolleyes:
 

Buick Mackane

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Just for kicks, every day I'd hire several drivers to slowly cruise along the 401 side by side at 20 kph. :eyebrows:
 

mykonos

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get a 'public sector' job and you can have that too and then some - 70% of last salary, retire at 52 times 30 equals around 2.1 million
 
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