my co-worker

[JanHammer]

I think my co-worker is flirting with me....hard.

A few weeks ago, she said we should have a meeting with another team member as a "threesome." (not in the word in the sexual context.)

A new nail spa was opening near our location, and she wondered if they provided brazilians.

Today she knocked on my office window, and then pointed to her open mouth several times. When I opened the door, she told me that she was hungry and I had told that I'd pick up lunch for the staff meeting.

She's single - I'm married. I'm thinking she has a crush on me. Ladies - your opinion?

 

[rafterman]

I'm a guy but here's my advice DON'T DO IT!!

 

[wellhungone]

Dude, your reading the wrong signals ! I think your thinking with your "johnson" rather than your head.

 

[Thunderballs]

Okay, if she also held up a sign that said "Insert your cock here" as she was pointing to her mouth, then I'd say that she was flirting with you. Otherwise, I think you are reading too much into it.

 

[Celticman]

I think my co-worker is flirting with me....hard.

A few weeks ago, she said we should have a meeting with another team member as a "threesome." (not in the word in the sexual context.)

A new nail spa was opening near our location, and she wondered if they provided brazilians.

Today she knocked on my office window, and then pointed to her open mouth several times. When I opened the door, she told me that she was hungry and I had told that I'd pick up lunch for the staff meeting.

She's single - I'm married. I'm thinking she has a crush on me. Ladies - your opinion?

Perched atop every every erection sits a pair of Rose Tinted Glasses

 

[OddSox]

You're married - she thinks you're 'safe' to flirt with. You can call her on it and see what happens - but you have to work with her afterwards regardless of which way it goes.

Probably not a good idea...but who knows?

 

[scottonthespot]

She either flirting, or she's a complete idiot.

Take OddSox's good advice and don't dip your pen in the company ink...

 

[JanHammer]

She either flirting, or she's a complete idiot.
Take OddSox's good advice and don't dip your pen in the company ink...

I think it's a bit of both!

But on a road trip, she told me that she was surprised that our female clients don't hit on me more. Also, she's complimented me on my appearance - saying I'm the best dressed male she's ever known. She even said she does not date guys my age, as they are NEVER in shape like me.

Damn all her compliments...

 

[TeasePlease]

Next time she drops by your office, whip out your cock. If she sucks it, you're in like Flynn.

 

[Carling]

I think it's a bit of both!

But on a road trip, she told me that she was surprised that our female clients don't hit on me more. Also, she's complimented me on my appearance - saying I'm the best dressed male she's ever known. She even said she does not date guys my age, as they are NEVER in shape like me.

Damn all her compliments...

are you her superior at work?...could be she's eager to climb the ladder...wonder if it includes a climb all over you?..good luck!

 

[JanHammer]

LMAO! You're the best, TeasePlease!

 

[JanHammer]

Nope - she's currently mine. In one week, we're co-workers.

 

[mrsix]

She either flirting, or she's a complete idiot.

Take OddSox's good advice and don't dip your pen in the company ink...

^^ this.

 

[Shakeandbake]

^This. I am married and encounter this a lot. I work in an office full of single women and they see that I'm married and have a kid and, for some reason, they assume our dicks must not work so they feel like it's safe to flirt with us. If you respond, either your wildest dreams will come true and you'll impale her with your throbbing cock....OR you'll fuck up your work environment for the duration of your joint employment. She could also whisper to other ladies that you're a married pervert, and then you're truly fucked. I don't mean to sound like a douche, but 9 times out of 10 fantasy is not going to be reality.

When it comes to these matters I always heed the advise my father gave me on my first day of real work: "never buy your bread and your meat in the same store."

My advise, salvage the friendship, find a lovely escort who reminds you of her and fuck her silly.

what he said

 

[JanHammer]

Guys - there are no plans on dipping in company pool! I'm just wodering if it crossed the line.

I think as a 36 year old female, who struggling with dating, I provide much-sought male attention for her.

 

[TeasePlease]

Then just flirt back. Never more than her, but just enough to keep every work day interesting.

 

[scottonthespot]

Nope - she's currently mine. In one week, we're co-workers.

Press a sexual harassment charge based on her abusing "positional" power ;-)

 

[JanHammer]

Press a sexual harassment charge based on her abusing "positional" power ;-)

DAMN....you one smart MOFO....