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I agree......stop moralizing on this board. Save that kind of energy for your kids, not grown immature men like me.:D
If you don't like it, don't post. I for one do not think consensual sex of any kind is immoral in any way. Recklessly putting the lives of others in danger is something only scum does.
 

TROOPS

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If you don't like it, don't post. I for one do not think consensual sex of any kind is immoral in any way. Recklessly putting the lives of others in danger is something only scum does.

Point taken......lets move on.
 

frankcastle

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The 401 doesn't just go through Toronto. Traffic to Kitchener sits at 130 for quite a bit.
Yeah but I think he was near the airport. But I could be wrong maybe he was just on his way to the airport via the 401. Assume that his fuck friend lives in the GTA. Assume that fuck friends would live somewhat in the same area. But anyways, it was just a joke about how slow the 401 in Toronto is. Whether the story is real or not is irrelevant to teh joke.
 

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Wow........i can't believe the negative shit i'm reading here.

For the naysayers.......this is a common occurance among wives, girlfriend, fuck buds, where they give their man a hummer while they're driving.

This scenario of mine is not even lie worthy, and this bothers some of you?........lol. You're stressing over this and want to start a debate? Either you haven't had this done to you or you haven't lived a little in your life. Ask any of your favorite sp's, and i'll bet they've done this to their boyfriends on occasion while driving.

I share my stories with folk here that do know me personally, and have known me for many years and have met me going back to 2002. Yes my life may be a little different than yours, but i have no reason to lie about something that happens to a lot of us when we have a horny chick riding shot gun next us as we drive.

Castlefrank......btw....401 is a long stretch of hiway and even some parts thru out the city you can actually drive 140km/h even for a long stretch. But i guess you and others like listening to mozart in your cars driving 90km/h. Whatever...to each their own.

Fatone......yes my story might sound a little outlandish to you. but if you know me like some others here do, then you'll know, yes i try to entertain you guys and at the same time by telling my personal experiences of my crazy life. I admit, i'm not normal. How i'm here on this board, is how i am in person. You may ask those folks here that know me and have met me.

I wish you guys all the best in your lives, but try to loosen up a bit.........live a little. Having fun is just that........fun.

One day i hope to have a beer with all you guys............even you fuji.......i'll cab it.
You need to lighten up. The big huge grinning emoticon was supposed to tip you off that what I said was in jest. You're right the 401 in the GTA can move fast but for the most part it doesn't. Anyways, way to over think a joke.

And you're telling us to loosen up?!!!??
 

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You need to lighten up. The big huge grinning emoticon was supposed to tip you off that what I said was in jest. You're right the 401 in the GTA can move fast but for the most part it doesn't. Anyways, way to over think a joke.

And you're telling us to loosen up?!!!??
My mistake.....i missed the emoticon.
 

esoterica

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His willingness to endorse drunk driving went a little beyond the penthouse letters wanking and showed that he is indeed contemptible.

What? Because some people wrongly disparage the sex trade we are supposed to tolerate all
No, we should pat him on the back for telling a good story on a board dedicated to fun. We should ignore whether it were true or not, chuckle and move on. We should not be giving him a lecture.
 
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TROOPS

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No, we should pay him on the back for telling a good story on a board dedicated to fun. We should ignore whether it were true or not, chuckle and move on. We should not be giving him a lecture.
I like your attitude brother. This board should be about fun, since sex is suppose to be fun.
 

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No, we should pay him on the back for telling a good story on a board dedicated to fun. We should ignore whether it were true or not, chuckle and move on. We should not be giving him a lecture.
Well then he shouldn't endorse drunk driving.
 

esoterica

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Well then he shouldn't endorse drunk driving.
He's not. He's "regaling us with a witty anecdote". This is fantasy land. Engaging in coitus with the fine ladies here is fantasy land. Talking about the last gut wrenching orgasm we just had or who we want to fuck next is participating in a fantasy which removes us from the fucking shithole of a life some of us lead.

Save the drama for real life.
 
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frankcastle

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He's not. He's "regaling us with a witty anecdote". This is fantasy land. Engaging in colitis with the fine ladies here is fantasy land. Talking about the last gut wrenching orgasm we just had or who we want to fuck next is participating in a fantasy which removes us from the fucking shithole of a life some of us lead.

Save the drama for real life.
In fairness it is a discussion forum so fuji's opinion is equally valid. He wasn't overtly rude or over the top with his response.

And this is from a guy who has had multiple (and recent) loooong arguments with fuji so I'm by no means taking his side because we are friends.

BTW I think you meant coitus (sex) and not colitis (inflamation of the colon) then again maybe we are talking about different types of fun. :D
 

esoterica

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In fairness it is a discussion forum so fuji's opinion is equally valid. He wasn't overtly rude or over the top with his response.

And this is from a guy who has had multiple (and recent) loooong arguments with fuji so I'm by no means taking his side because we are friends.

BTW I think you meant coitus (sex) and not colitis (inflamation of the colon) then again maybe we are talking about different types of fun. :D
I understand fuji's point of view, and in a serious thread, would normally agree. He was being a kill joy.

Lol at coitus - colitis. It was a genuine "damn you autocorrect moment" and I was not wearing glasses to notice. D'oh! Thanks.
 

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BTW I think you meant coitus (sex) and not colitis (inflamation of the colon) then again maybe we are talking about different types of fun. :D
Well...........when fuji ruins a thread with his serious banter, he can be a Hemmroid.:D
But his message was said in good faith.
 

frankcastle

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I understand fuji's point of view, and in a serious thread, would normally agree. He was being a kill joy.

Lol at coitus - colitis. It was a genuine "damn you autocorrect moment" and I was not wearing glasses to notice. D'oh! Thanks.
Autocorrect is way funnier than madlibs if you ask me. :)
 

frankcastle

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Well...........when fuji ruins a thread with his serious banter, he can be a Hemmroid.:D
But his message was said in good faith.
I hear ya but you can't have it both ways. You want guys like Fatone to take the story seriously yet you don't want guys like Fuji to take the story seriously.

Sorry, now I'm being the kill joy.
 

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Even as a joke promoting drunk driving is abominable.

If you reread my early posts I identified that he was just trolling but that doesn't really excuse it.
 

esoterica

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Even as a joke promoting drunk driving is abominable.

If you reread my early posts I identified that he was just trolling but that doesn't really excuse it.
That was an interpretation of a post written as an aside buried deep in the thread. And that statement was open to interpretation. Last time I checked, the limit was 0.05. Troops did not state that he drove over the limit.
 

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Wow! This thread is causing serious bed-death!!

Let's move on, shall we?

Yes, I've performed oral sex on my partner while he was driving. That was fun.

The best time though, was coming home (to Burlington at the time) from the "gaybourhood" in TO with my girlfriend. We were both horned up and I was a little drunk......hehe. She told me to pull my jeans and panties down and play with myself, so I did........that was fun. But the best part was when she decided to finger me while she was driving. Fucking hot!! ;)
 

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Wow! This thread is causing serious bed-death!!

Let's move on, shall we?

Yes, I've performed oral sex on my partner while he was driving. That was fun.

The best time though, was coming home (to Burlington at the time) from the "gaybourhood" in TO with my girlfriend. We were both horned up and I was a little drunk......hehe. She told me to pull my jeans and panties down and play with myself, so I did........that was fun. But the best part was when she decided to finger me while she was driving. Fucking hot!! ;)
Thanks Diana. Another night of sleep ruined. :(
 
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