Getting a Blow Job While Driving
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.... one of my once in a blue moon fuck buddies .
with good reason too. she's not that hot.
no you don't..........my point is staring at your sexy bum pic....yummmmlmfao .... I see your point
Can't match Troops' massive experience, of course, but I do have slight history.
When it happened to me, the music in question was Mendelssohn's 1st Piano Concerto. opus 25, the G-minor. It was the final movement, the presto - volume turned way up.
You know the Mendelssohn - the presto is full of energy and vigour (molto allegro e vivace, in fact), and works itself up to a magnificent crescendo finale - which you might think is just the job for the activity at hand.
Anyway, as I sensed the moment approaching, I realised I was entering a state that can only be described as trance-like, and I was starting to lose control of my faculties. I realised I was becoming a danger to other road users, so I decided to pull off the side of the road, and let the climax unfold as it would. The inevitable happened, and the situation resolved itself, as these things do, leaving us both breathless and grinning from ear to ear. Once that had all died down, we soon got back on the road, and resumed the BJ.
If you know the piece at all, you'll know you just have to play your part in conducting the musicians - which means you cannot avoid waving both hands in time with the music. Call me a wuss, but there was no choice but to pull off.
BTW nice story 120 on the 401.
It took this long for anyone to call bullshit on the story. Yes I am sure people get blown on the highway but this story just reeks of bullshit it ain't funny.
I recall a certain terbite claiming how cool he was because he is a troll, but when people are this easy to fool and so gullible, there is just no challenge to it.
All you people who took this story as factual need to give your head a shake and then hang it in shame.
The 401 doesn't just go through Toronto. Traffic to Kitchener sits at 130 for quite a bit.BTW nice story 120 on the 401.
What is so outlandish? I see people reading newspapers and texting at 120. Getting a BJ while driving is about as overrated as it gets, and while I hate to agree with Fuji on anything, he is right on. It is stupid behavior that puts others at risk. It is not even a great experience sexually... unless you need to prove to the world you actually get laid (and I have serious doubts about some of you). I could care less if you want to fuck goats, just do not do it while you are driving.
Toronto has pretty much the worst drivers in the world now, generally because there is little or no police enforcement on the 400 series highways.
It's a fun yarn on an escort board, not a confession on an ethics board. Laugh. Go "Lol". Take it as a yarn and roll with it. Stop moralizing. Jesus. You guys are so fucking clenched.
You didn't quote the part where I said I am sure people get blowjobs while driving. However the story as written comes across as attention seeking bullshit.
If he just posted "I got a BJ while driving, anyone else" I would have no reason to believe or disbelieve, it is the rest of the stuff, the general tone.
His willingness to endorse drunk driving went a little beyond the penthouse letters wanking and showed that he is indeed contemptible.
What? Because some people wrongly disparage the sex trade we are supposed to tolerate all manner of despicable, selfish behaviour? We should pat him on the back for his disgusting lack of respect for others?
Nope. He's showing himself to be a stupid, anti social person, and a troll besides. That's just calling a spade a spade.
You have clearly not been to eastern Europe or middle east...what's your "world" exactly?
Wow........i can't believe the negative shit i'm reading here.
For the naysayers.......this is a common occurance among wives, girlfriend, fuck buds, where they give their man a hummer while they're driving.
This scenario of mine is not even lie worthy, and this bothers some of you?........lol. You're stressing over this and want to start a debate? Either you haven't had this done to you or you haven't lived a little in your life. Ask any of your favorite sp's, and i'll bet they've done this to their boyfriends on occasion while driving.
I share my stories with folk here that do know me personally, and have known me for many years and have met me going back to 2002. Yes my life may be a little different than yours, but i have no reason to lie about something that happens to a lot of us when we have a horny chick riding shot gun next us as we drive.
Castlefrank......btw....401 is a long stretch of hiway and even some parts thru out the city you can actually drive 140km/h even for a long stretch. But i guess you and others like listening to mozart in your cars driving 90km/h. Whatever...to each their own.
Fatone......yes my story might sound a little outlandish to you. but if you know me like some others here do, then you'll know, yes i try to entertain you guys and at the same time by telling my personal experiences of my crazy life. I admit, i'm not normal. How i'm here on this board, is how i am in person. You may ask those folks here that know me and have met me.
I wish you guys all the best in your lives, but try to loosen up a bit.........live a little. Having fun is just that........fun.
One day i hope to have a beer with all you guys............even you fuji.......i'll cab it.
For the naysayers.......this is a common occurance among wives, girlfriend, fuck buds, where they give their man a hummer while they're driving.
This scenario of mine is not even lie worthy, and this bothers some of you?........lol. You're stressing over this and want to start a debate? Either you haven't had this done to you or you haven't lived a little in your life. Ask any of your favorite sp's, and i'll bet they've done this to their boyfriends on occasion while driving.
I share my stories with folk here that do know me personally, and have known me for many years and have met me going back to 2002. Yes my life may be a little different than yours, but i have no reason to lie about something that happens to a lot of us when we have a horny chick riding shot gun next us as we drive.
Castlefrank......btw....401 is a long stretch of hiway and even some parts thru out the city you can actually drive 140km/h even for a long stretch. But i guess you and others like listening to mozart in your cars driving 90km/h. Whatever...to each their own.
Fatone......yes my story might sound a little outlandish to you. but if you know me like some others here do, then you'll know, yes i try to entertain you guys and at the same time by telling my personal experiences of my crazy life. I admit, i'm not normal. How i'm here on this board, is how i am in person. You may ask those folks here that know me and have met me.
I wish you guys all the best in your lives, but try to loosen up a bit.........live a little. Having fun is just that........fun.
One day i hope to have a beer with all you guys............even you fuji.......i'll cab it.
I agree......stop moralizing on this board. Save that kind of energy for your kids, not grown immature men like me.
