Getting a Blow Job While Driving

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Plus, I like to yodel when I cum, so that would definitely be an attention getter if we were stuck in traffic.
That reminded me of the Mars Attacks movie.
 

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Ya ya ya..............save your damn public service anouncement. Most of us like to live on the edge, thats why soooooooooo many of us are on terb.

I've ignored your bitching on everyone of my threads for the longest time. Never once have i jumped in one of your threads to blantantly bitch at you. I don't instigate shit, but obviously YOU DO.

You're probably one of those drivers i have to honk at too because you're driving EXACTLY on the speed limit holding up traffic. Get off the damn road buttercup, take the TTC. You're a cranky fuck who just likes to bitch when nothing is to your liking or standards. Live in your world and i'll live in mine. Now stop following everyone of my threads to just bitch at me.

If you're one of my nemesis from my past............IDENTIFY YOURSELF. Chicken Shit.

Theres a lot of other guys i don't like on this board, but i don't go bitching in THEIR thread start shit with them. If anything, i contribute to their thread. Case in point toughb's threads. Sure him and i don't see eye to eye on a lot of things, but i'm not going to jack his thread because of my dislike for the guy. if anything, i respect his opinions.
Do you also drink and drive? Is that also "living on the edge" in your view?
 

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Do you also drink and drive? Is that also "living on the edge" in your view?
Anyone that says they don't drink and drive is lying. Most RESPONSIBLE drinkers know their limits when drinking in moderation and can safely drive home. Whether you choose to believe this or not, its happening. If you're a straight lace, do everything by the book kind of guy, then get the fuck of terb and go to church. Some of us live on the edge and do take calculated risks and it works for us. You don't like the way we live.............go fuck yourself.

Its like non smokers always bitching. I light up a cigarette on a fucking outdoor patio to have a beer, only to have a non smoker on the same patio bitch too the waitress because of the smoke. WE'RE OUTSIDE DUMBASSES. bitchers will always bitch. They don't need a punch in the face, they need a bitch slap.
 

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Anyone that says they don't drink and drive is lying. Most RESPONSIBLE drinkers know their limits when drinking in moderation and can safely drive home. Whether you choose to believe this or not, its happening. If you're a straight lace, do everything by the book kind of guy, then get the fuck of terb and go to church. Some of us live on the edge and do take calculated risks and it works for us. You don't like the way we live.............go fuck yourself.

Its like non smokers always bitching. I light up a cigarette on a fucking outdoor patio to have a beer, only to have a non smoker on the same patio bitch too the waitress because of the smoke. WE'RE OUTSIDE DUMBASSES. bitchers will always bitch. They don't need a punch in the face, they need a bitch slap.
I don't drink and drive. You fail here, really your behaviour is contemptible. You're putting the lives of others at risk and there is no comparing that to using escorts or other consensual sex so don't try.

I'm not surprised that you are an ass at the pub but that's secondary to your being a danger to everyone else.
 

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I was just thinking this. I don't think I could do this in any of my cars! Friggin centre consoles would get in the way!

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Who gives a damn about her comfort with the centre console in the way. If you're getting blown, its allllllllll about your pleasure.:D
 

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Who gives a damn about her comfort with the centre console in the way. If you're getting blown, its allllllllll about your pleasure.:D
When you are doing it at speed on the highway it's actually no longer about you. It's about the people you are going to kill.
 

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I don`t drink and drive. You fail here, really your behaviour is contemptible. You`re putting the lives of others at risk and there is no comparing that to using escorts or other consensual sex so don`t try.

I`m not surprised that you are an ass at the pub but that`s secondary to your being a danger to everyone else.
You`re putting the live of others at risk too if your condom breaks. Like your wife, loved one, the next chick you bang.................SAVE YOUR DAMN LECTURE.

Do you hide the fact you hobby from your family and friends? You`re living on the edge.
Have you got a bbbj....................................................... You`re living on the edge
Do you watch porn and hide the fact that you do..................living on the edge
Do you cheat on your taxes every year.................................living on the edge.
Do you cheat on your wife?............................................ livin on the edge
Do you drive 2km/h or more above the speed limit................livin on the edge.

If you`re not living on the edge...........go be a monk. EVERYONE LIVES ON THE EDGE.

SAVE YOUR DAMN LECTURE FOR SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT.


Ass at the pub?..................Obviously you don` know me.

Keep preaching your words of wisdom, keep up with your debates. Some of us like to have fun and laugh while you like to debate and stress over your meaningless morals. You live a sad life.

Seriously you belong here.. www.christianforum.com not https://terb.cc


You`re a JOKE.... NOW FUCK OFF.
 

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When you are doing it at speed on the highway it's actually no longer about you. It's about the people you are going to kill.

ZERO SENSE OF HUMOUR.

You are a pathetic soul.
 

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You're a troll. No serious person thinks that the risk of someone dying from a broken condom is comparable to the consequences of drunk driving.

Also if you don't like being told that your contemptible behaviour is contemptible then don't post about it.
 

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Also if you don't like being told that your contemptible behaviour is contemptible then don't post about it.
Then don't ask MORON!
 

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Then don't ask MORON!
You started s thread in which you described how you recklessly endanger the lives of others and then went on to try and justify such despicable behaviour as driving drunk.

Most likely you are not actually stupid enough to go these things, I guess you are just a troll having a chuckle with a made up story. If you really do these things, though, then you are scum.

Go about engaging in whatever consensual behaviour you like, no matter how deviant, no one cares. You cross over into scum land when you play games with the lives of strangers on the highway.

This is basic stuff. Most likely you're just a troll but if not you belong in prison.
 

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You started s thread in which you described how you recklessly endanger the lives of others and then went on to try and justify such despicable behaviour as driving drunk.

Most likely you are not actually stupid enough to go these things, I guess you are just a troll having a chuckle with a made up story. If you really do these things, though, then you are scum.

Go about engaging in whatever consensual behaviour you like, no matter how deviant, no one cares. You cross over into scum land when you play games with the lives of strangers on the highway.

This is basic stuff. Most likely you're just a troll but if not you belong in prison.
what a way to ruin a thread with your miserable presence.

Hey miserable one..................just go hang yourself already.
 

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Charming. Not only do you engage in despicable behaviour, when confronted about your lack of respect for the lives of your fellow Canadians, you respond in this juvenile way.
go die already.............no one listens to you.
 

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Keep it up your true colours are on display.
You still here dummy? Go play with your calculator or something.
 

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when i drive while getting a blow job i rest my beer can on her head so i can free my hand to eat a sandwich
 

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when i drive while getting a blow job i rest my beer can on her head so i can free my hand to eat a sandwich
Multi tasking..........now thats talent. I do that too and talk on my cell phone.:D
 

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Multi tasking........................now thats talent. I do that too and talk on my cell phone.
im not an animal i talk on the phone after i finish my sandwich
 

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