...Squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts
...It's So Hot....... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!!
...Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard boiled eggs.
...It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.
...It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.
...It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants.
...It's so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won't even come out and check on his little chicks.
Tell us; how hot is it...................
...It's So Hot....... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!!
...Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard boiled eggs.
...It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.
...It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.
...It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants.
...It's so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won't even come out and check on his little chicks.
Tell us; how hot is it...................
