I second thatMaking a move and keeping everything on the downlow?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAA
I think the blood has officially vacated your brain.
No, I think you may be her gay friend.Okay, so I am much older than this new gal that was hired a couple of years back in my office. She's Columbian and has a rocking everything. Now I am a senior manager and she is an entry level clerk. However, she always goes out of her way to talk to me and we have lengthy conversations. She's really touch feely, always compliments me and confides a lot in me. We've been out for coffee and I have confided a lot in her (that's saying a lot given that I am a very private person).
Here's my dilemna... I'm unhappily married and have a daughter around the same age of this babe. I want to test the waters but I am also close the retirement. People in the office have noticed that we are really into each other. She has a 5 or 6 year old son but is available as she ended a relationship that was going nowhere with some meathead who thought he was Mr. Olympia. I've always wanted a son - this is definitely a bonus.
Trust me she's got a banging body and just got breast enhancements about 6 months ago for what was already some nice perky titties! She's also very loving and is confident yet down to earth.
Would you go for it?
This was the first thing that came to my mind when reading this. A hot younger Colombian woman, the same age as your daughter.Retire. See her. Get a vasectomy. Record everything. Get financial & legal advice.
Who knows, you could be the next Modern Family?
Obviously she's not into DATY...ahem...I was the guy who told every single young man who worked for me to never , ever dip your pen in company ink.
Then about 18 months ago a young girl ( 23 ) started in our Finance department. Really just doing clerical work but she is very bright and has tremendous potential. Anyhow she is quite stunning. Her Canadianized name is Angel. She has a killer body with a lovely , lovely backside. She and I became quite friendly. Lots of chats at the photo copier , she would have to bring invoices to me and would stick around for a few minutes in my office. She e-mailed me some sales numbers when I was away in Vancouver one time and we started to chat about personal stuff. Turns out she has a very traditional Chinese boyfriend who is immature and boring. One night there was a company soiree and she had a couple of neverages and became very flirtatious. Well , I lost my head at that point. Nothing happened that night but we began flirting pretty heavily and going to lunch. There was an industry awards ceremony one night and she asked if she could attend as many of the office people were going. I said sure. I followed her home and she dropped her car off ( her fathers ) and gave her a ride down. The event ended at about 7:30 and
we were walking back to my vehicle. She says "An exciting gentleman like you MUST have plans tonight". I said I didn't but I felt she was throwing something out there so I asked if she was hungry. She said she was and we ended up at Nota Bene. Well things were looking pretty damned good! As we were walking back to the car she said "Are you sure you are OK to drive"? I said I was as I had 2 glasses of wine and 1 beer over 4 and a half hours. She asked if I ever stay downtown if I am out entertaining customers ( I live 45 minutes from Toronto ). I said yes from time to time. Here's where I erred ... I said that I might stay downtown tonight at the Sheraton Centre. Have you ever been ? Anyway ... I'm babbling. We check in , get up to the room. I put on the TV , we walk to look out the window at Nathan Phillips Square and I bust a move. We start making out and I am in HOG HEAVEN! Can't believe I am going to bang this drop dead gorgeous 23 year old Asian with a killer ass! We move over to the bed and I am dry humping her. She is really into it. I stand up and get undressed. She is kind of shy and giggling but I am thinking that it is just her age ( and mine for that matter ). I get her blouse off , then her bra ( nice B cups , firm , kind of small nipples ) and reach behind and undo her skirt , pull it off and then grab her baby blue cotton g-string off. I immediately dive into her snatch and start eating her like my life depends upon it. Suddenly she sits up and says "I can't ... I am with someone , you're married and then there is work". At first I was thinking ... "Oh come on ... no , no , no"! Then it hit me like a pile of bricks. "Nope , get the fuck out! You broke your rule"! I said yes, you're right. We quickly got dressed and left the hotel ( which I had paid over $200.00 bucks for less than half an hour ). We drove home in awkward silence. I tried a few times to talk but she was upset. I was out of the office the next day ( which was Friday ) and spent the entire weekend sweating the fact that I was going to flush my career down the toilet. We did not speak one word to each other for a month. Just avoided one another. Then we had a company BBQ at lunch one Friday and she walked up to a group of guys I was chatting with and joined in. Since then we say hello and we are pleasant and polite. All worked out in the end but it was hell for a while. I was shit scared it was going to get out and I was going to get gassed for some sort of breach of executive code of conduct. Ugh ... But ... I see that ass EVERY SINGLE DAY and wonder what it would have been like to tap that thing for all it was worth ...
Champ
Holy crap dude, you narrowly missed a bullet on that one. She could have had one hell of a sexual harassment suit against the company.I was the guy who told every single young man who worked for me to never , ever dip your pen in company ink.
Then about 18 months ago a young girl ( 23 ) started in our Finance department. Really just doing clerical work but she is very bright and has tremendous potential. Anyhow she is quite stunning. Her Canadianized name is Angel. She has a killer body with a lovely , lovely backside.
She and I became quite friendly. Lots of chats at the photo copier , she would have to bring invoices to me and would stick around for a few minutes in my office. She e-mailed me some sales numbers when I was away in Vancouver one time and we started to chat about personal stuff. Turns out she has a very traditional Chinese boyfriend who is immature and boring. One night there was a company soiree and she had a couple of neverages and became very flirtatious.
Well , I lost my head at that point. Nothing happened that night but we began flirting pretty heavily and going to lunch. There was an industry awards ceremony one night and she asked if she could attend as many of the office people were going. I said sure. I followed her home and she dropped her car off ( her fathers ) and gave her a ride down. The event ended at about 7:30 and we were walking back to my vehicle.
She says "An exciting gentleman like you MUST have plans tonight". I said I didn't but I felt she was throwing something out there so I asked if she was hungry. She said she was and we ended up at Nota Bene. Well things were looking pretty damned good! As we were walking back to the car she said "Are you sure you are OK to drive"? I said I was as I had 2 glasses of wine and 1 beer over 4 and a half hours. She asked if I ever stay downtown if I am out entertaining customers ( I live 45 minutes from Toronto ). I said yes from time to time.
Here's where I erred ... I said that I might stay downtown tonight at the Sheraton Centre. Have you ever been ? Anyway ... I'm babbling. We check in , get up to the room. I put on the TV , we walk to look out the window at Nathan Phillips Square and I bust a move. We start making out and I am in HOG HEAVEN! Can't believe I am going to bang this drop dead gorgeous 23 year old Asian with a killer ass!
We move over to the bed and I am dry humping her. She is really into it. I stand up and get undressed. She is kind of shy and giggling but I am thinking that it is just her age ( and mine for that matter ). I get her blouse off , then her bra ( nice B cups , firm , kind of small nipples ) and reach behind and undo her skirt , pull it off and then grab her baby blue cotton g-string off. I immediately dive into her snatch and start eating her like my life depends upon it. Suddenly she sits up and says "I can't ... I am with someone , you're married and then there is work".
At first I was thinking ... "Oh come on ... no , no , no"! Then it hit me like a pile of bricks. "Nope , get the fuck out! You broke your rule"! I said yes, you're right. We quickly got dressed and left the hotel ( which I had paid over $200.00 bucks for less than half an hour ). We drove home in awkward silence. I tried a few times to talk but she was upset. I was out of the office the next day ( which was Friday ) and spent the entire weekend sweating the fact that I was going to flush my career down the toilet. We did not speak one word to each other for a month. Just avoided one another.
Then we had a company BBQ at lunch one Friday and she walked up to a group of guys I was chatting with and joined in. Since then we say hello and we are pleasant and polite. All worked out in the end but it was hell for a while. I was shit scared it was going to get out and I was going to get gassed for some sort of breach of executive code of conduct. Ugh ... But ... I see that ass EVERY SINGLE DAY and wonder what it would have been like to tap that thing for all it was worth ...
Champ
Well, let's face it. You didn't do anything most of us wouldn't do. It's all well and good (and easy) to dish out free advice on how not to dip your pen at work, blah blah blah. We all know it. But you know the old saying, "a stiff prick has no consience". It's true. Often times we humans (human males) are caught in this dilema. We know that chasing that ass is wrong, but we just can't help ourselves.I was the guy who told every single young man who worked for me to never , ever dip your pen in company ink.
Then about 18 months ago a young girl ( 23 ) started in our Finance department. Really just doing clerical work but she is very bright and has tremendous potential. Anyhow she is quite stunning. Her Canadianized name is Angel. She has a killer body with a lovely , lovely backside. She and I became quite friendly. Lots of chats at the photo copier , she would have to bring invoices to me and would stick around for a few minutes in my office. She e-mailed me some sales numbers when I was away in Vancouver one time and we started to chat about personal stuff.
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lunch one Friday and she walked up to a group of guys I was chatting with and joined in. Since then we say hello and we are pleasant and polite. All worked out in the end but it was hell for a while. I was shit scared it was going to get out and I was going to get gassed for some sort of breach of executive code of conduct. Ugh ... But ... I see that ass EVERY SINGLE DAY and wonder what it would have been like to tap that thing for all it was worth ...
Champ
Well, let's face it. You didn't do anything most of us wouldn't do. It's all well and good (and easy) to dish out free advice on how not to dip your pen at work, blah blah blah. We all know it. But you know the old saying, "a stiff prick has no consience". It's true. Often times we humans (human males) are caught in this dilema. We know that chasing that ass is wrong, but we just can't help ourselves.