My recent trip to Cuba: The hobby from the hobby

GPIDEAL

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Visited this island paradise containing a sea of beautiful women who are all to be had at cheap Communist market prices or gifts in kind. Stayed at the Copa Cabana in La Habana, just outside of Havana (1.5 to 2 hrs from Varadero Airport).

Met my 1st gal at a club called Johnnies. She reminded me a bit of Christina of SRM (let's call her Juanita). Vowed to my friends that this time I wouldn't leave with the first girl that chases me, but I didn't have the will power or heart. There was another gal that really got my attention but I'll explain later.

Here's one pic of Juanita (all my pics will only be thumbnails for greater discretion & to ensure that Rubmeister doesn't track down my fave lol).



The club was insane. We were like those Entourage guys. Bottle service was cheap and we were swarmed like rock stars. Going to the washroom was a chore because you would have other women that want a piece of you. My Juanita actually came looking for me to ensure I didn't get sidetracked. (Brad Pitt has it easier because he has body guard and we don't!)

But the gal that really got to me was sitting with my friend. She reminded me of a latin Megan Fox......a reminder of a dancer here who I fell for but didn't get far with. She sat across the table from me as I gave her a look like Tony Montana did to Michele Pfeiffer in the movie Scarface. Let's call her Catalina.

Here's one pic of Catalina for now (it doesn't do her justice but I'm also being discreet - I may post another facial pic that's even better but might have to miniaturize):



Here's one more of Catalina showing her body (sorry but I'm still gloating):



This gal was an island Goddess. She was a mix of EI, Chinese and Spanish. Her hair was shiny and jet black. She had an olive complexion. She was even petite (oh how I could pick her up and put her on my little table) but with awesome legs and ass! Her tits were natural, hard and perky. And then she was a great kisser. When she spoke Spanish and/or Italian to me, it was like music to my ears. Yeah, she got to me.

All I'm gonna say for now is that my 1st night in Cuba with Juanita ended up as a spontaneous duo with her and Catalina, but I kept that secret from my friend (long story). However, I ended up only seeing Catalina for the rest of the trip, regardless of the fact that you could have as many different women each day as money and time permitted. I chose her to be my 'novia', so frankly, it was a nice GFE time. I sorta was her WK too (not just for the 'help' - long story - yeah, sorry to make your eyes roll guys).

I'll post more info about my trip later. (Ok, here's another thumbnail of Catalina).

 

GPIDEAL

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Do you fall in love easily?!

I remember going to Cuba 5 years back I had 3 girls in my hotel room at once! So when do you plan to go back again?
I dunno lol. She was just so fine that I preferred to focus on her and for us to get more comfortable with each other.

Damn, she calls me up here with a signal ring to call her back. I don't know when I'll return but it doesn't cost much to get there.

Last night there, I wanted to check out a club called La Cecilia but she said she'd do a strip tease for me if we went out ourselves instead. So I remained loyal. Well, she gave a pretty good strip tease and with plenty extras (I gave my own next to her).
 

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I thought in Cuba the cops are everywhere nowadays to prevent these hookups?
 

hitchhykr

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What were the rates like? It may be worth a trip but I'm from the US so it's a lot more complicated.
 

Don Draper

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There are no 'rates'.

There are no cops that can be dealt with easily. If any at all.

The only thing truly off the table is underage girls (as it damned well should be!)

Other than that, Cuba is the best place to go for a Canadian.

Go soon. The days are numbered and this won't last much longer.

If any of you have read my previous Cuba posts, you'll know I can write a guidebook and with my perpetual love for the island, there are no more Cuban world to conquer.
 

Don Draper

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Hi Don, thanks for your info. Would it be too much to write a short guide for noobs?
Sure: Cooba 101

- Book a hotel when you book your flight. Bring down small bills and avoid 50's and 100's. It'll be easier to exchange at your hotel.

- Get your own apartment (Casa Particular) but keep all your valuables in the hotel room safe. Photocopy your passport page and carry that with you. Never, never the passport.

- Make friends with a cab driver. Tip him well and make him your personal driver. He'll know how to avoid LE and he'll introduce you to his sweet, non-pro friends. I prefer non-pros.

- Make friends with the coolest and youngest security guard at your hotel. Give him clothes, and men's grooming supplies. Invite him out when his shift is over. He'll know how to avoid LE and he'll introduce you to his sweet, non-pro friends. I prefer non-pros.

- Stay away from night clubs. They're garish, opportunistic and the girls are too jaded. Little cafe's and restaurants are the way to go. Just invite a girl you see and like to sit with you. She'll love that.

- The sweet, non-pro girls will be loath to ask you for $. They are not 'Jineteras'. They are 'Estudiantes'. Buy her dinner, food and clothes. That's all she'll expect. Make a little gift bag with female toiletries and put any size donation in there you wish. Think it through so as not to establish a big precedent.

- If you're going with friends (as I have done before) rent a house. Through the rental, you can hire a chef, maids and have girls with you 24/7. Like a private, little hotel.

- Give yourself a daily budget for the week and stick to it. NO AMEX. No CC's from USA banks. Cash is King.

- Most important: LEARN SOME SPANISH!!! You'll be surprised how far it will get you!

That's today's Cooba 101.
 

blackrock13

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Nice shot of Catalina's bat signal in pic #3, clearly visible under her purse. beautiful woman , big smile, dark eyes and a slight over bit, hmmmm.
 

fmahovalich

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I take it...from this post...and other conversations, that these ladies are hungry to get out of the country and that marriage and a way out is forefront in their mind.

The sex just aids in that regard. No?
 

GPIDEAL

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I thought in Cuba the cops are everywhere nowadays to prevent these hookups?
You don't walk hand in hand out in the open streets where you can bump into a cop. Quiet side streets or in clubs or resorts, okay. Also, be discreet when taking a taxi. Don't have a bunch of girls in the car (or make them duck lol), and be wary of your surroundings. A cab driver once asked us to leave with our dates and to re-connect around the corner cuz he saw a polizia down the road.
 

GPIDEAL

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What were the rates like? It may be worth a trip but I'm from the US so it's a lot more complicated.
The night we got there, there were two guys (one Canadian who worked down there for 6 months and learned the scene) checking their girls into the hotel to have them as overnight guests. He said he paid 35 CUC. Frankly, these girls are poor and prices are cheap relative to here, so I'm not one to negotiate at bargain basement prices like that. She was HOT (reminded me of a paesano's ex-wife, so if I had met her at the club, badda bing, badda boom!).

My gal claimed to be 'unica' (the best, upper crust - altho she never referred herself to me that way). Her stated minimum was 70 CUC but probably could be negotiated lower, although I didn't do that, and tipped her more. She was with me from 8 or 9 pm for dinner, clubbing, lounging, drinks, coffee/tea, gelato, before retiring with me to my room. She'd leave before 6 a.m.
 
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fmahovalich

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So let's say I Am in a cab with a hot Cuban lady.
If the Police stopped us, what exactly are the issues they would be addressing with her? With me?
 

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My gal claimed to 'unica' (the best, upper crust - altho she never referred herself to me that way). Her stated minimum was 70 CUC but probably could be negotiated lower, although I didn't do that, and tipped her more. She was with me from 8 or 9 pm for dinner, clubbing, lounging, drinks, coffee/tea, gelato, before retiring with me to my room. She'd leave before 6 a.m.
70 CUC is about $70 CDN right? $70 for the night? That's crazy.
 

GPIDEAL

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Nice shot of Catalina's bat signal in pic #3, clearly visible under her purse. beautiful woman , big smile, dark eyes and a slight over bit, hmmmm.
No over bite. It's from a distorted miniaturized pic.

Here's her pretty smile but better in video.

 
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