Poor Guy, this happened in Sweden during one of his lectures. Takes a lot of courage for these guys to stand up for their principles. Its the fifth or sixth time this guy gets attacked and almost killed, and all happening in Sweden not Pakistan or Iran. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Vilks
Wilding Muslims attack swedish cartoonist again.
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Gosh here we all thought they were ethic Swedes members of the Church of Sweden.
I rather doubt most Swedes had this in mind when their Government said it was a fantastic idea to have a basically open door refugee policy.
I rather doubt most Swedes had this in mind when their Government said it was a fantastic idea to have a basically open door refugee policy.
Overheard just before the attack...
Mohammed: Okay, so we will all run into the auditorium and detonate our suicide vests.
Ali: Ummm, sad to say but my vest doesn't really fit me anymore. I think one of my wives washed it and shrunk it.
Mustafa: Who the hell washes a suicide vest? It's a one-time use garment. You wear it... then boom...you don't wear it no more.
Ali: Well I have taken to wearing it around the house. Once you take out the dynamite it's very light weight and comfortable. Plus it's not as heavy as my cardigan.
Saeed: I don't think it shrunk. Ali, you have been doing nothing but binge eating since Ramadan ended.
Ali: Screw you Saeed! Who made you the calorie police?
Nazir: He has a point, Ali. I have noticed that you do eat a lot of carbs. I was watching Good Morning America the other day and they were saying that carbs...
Mohammed: Uh, hellooooo....can we get back to plotting terrorism here?
Nazir: Sorry. What about just shooting him with our AK-47s?
Saeed: You know....I would but I have bursitis in my right shoulder. I have a doctor's note that says no shooting automatic weapons for two weeks.
Mohammed: That is the same note you used to get out of your Rogers telemarketing job!
Saeed: Hey, you try holding a phone to your ear 8 hours a day and see if you don't get bursitis! No shooting period. It's very painful.
Mustafa: I got it! I saw a field of cows as we drove over here. I say we grab a cow and heave it at him. We will crush him for sure!
All but Mohammed: Praise be to Allah! Crush the infidel!
Mohammed: What is wrong with this plan? Anyone? Anyone? Buhler? Buhler?
All stare blankly at Mohammed.
Mohammed: A cow is sacred you morons! You can't just go throwing them around at infidels!
All: Oh, ya the sacred thing. Right!
Saeed: I saw a 7/11 across the street. We can get some eggs and egg him.
Mohammed: So like a stoning but with eggs. Hmmm, I like it! Mustafa, go get some eggs for this egging!
Ali: Hey Mustafa, pick me up a Big Gulp and some Slim Jims while you're there, would ya?
Saeed whispers to Nazir: And he wonders why his suicide vest doesn't fit him anymore? Shrinkage my ass!
Mohammed: Okay, so we will all run into the auditorium and detonate our suicide vests.
Ali: Ummm, sad to say but my vest doesn't really fit me anymore. I think one of my wives washed it and shrunk it.
Mustafa: Who the hell washes a suicide vest? It's a one-time use garment. You wear it... then boom...you don't wear it no more.
Ali: Well I have taken to wearing it around the house. Once you take out the dynamite it's very light weight and comfortable. Plus it's not as heavy as my cardigan.
Saeed: I don't think it shrunk. Ali, you have been doing nothing but binge eating since Ramadan ended.
Ali: Screw you Saeed! Who made you the calorie police?
Nazir: He has a point, Ali. I have noticed that you do eat a lot of carbs. I was watching Good Morning America the other day and they were saying that carbs...
Mohammed: Uh, hellooooo....can we get back to plotting terrorism here?
Nazir: Sorry. What about just shooting him with our AK-47s?
Saeed: You know....I would but I have bursitis in my right shoulder. I have a doctor's note that says no shooting automatic weapons for two weeks.
Mohammed: That is the same note you used to get out of your Rogers telemarketing job!
Saeed: Hey, you try holding a phone to your ear 8 hours a day and see if you don't get bursitis! No shooting period. It's very painful.
Mustafa: I got it! I saw a field of cows as we drove over here. I say we grab a cow and heave it at him. We will crush him for sure!
All but Mohammed: Praise be to Allah! Crush the infidel!
Mohammed: What is wrong with this plan? Anyone? Anyone? Buhler? Buhler?
All stare blankly at Mohammed.
Mohammed: A cow is sacred you morons! You can't just go throwing them around at infidels!
All: Oh, ya the sacred thing. Right!
Saeed: I saw a 7/11 across the street. We can get some eggs and egg him.
Mohammed: So like a stoning but with eggs. Hmmm, I like it! Mustafa, go get some eggs for this egging!
Ali: Hey Mustafa, pick me up a Big Gulp and some Slim Jims while you're there, would ya?
Saeed whispers to Nazir: And he wonders why his suicide vest doesn't fit him anymore? Shrinkage my ass!
Yes, I know. Maybe I was being to subtle making the point that they are too stupid to even fully understand their own religion.
the same thing that he's thinking everytime he ends a speech with, "God Bless America"...wtf.. the leader of the largest power in the world...and he's calling on some mythical fucking character with the same credibility status as Santa Claus...and appealing to the palate of what Americans???? i get it's part of his required gig...but c'mmon it certainly demonstrates on an IQ scale that the average american aint much brighter than the average Muslim...simply a different set of misguided psychosis.
That I suppose is why the U.S. is the nation it is because of the monumental stupidity of Americans.
Why are you here, man? Did you get banned from the KKK site for being too racist?
It is such a pity that you have the Americanson monkey on your back...you have my sympathy.
EVERY strong religions has its own FANATICs, that a historical FACT.
I see no problem of the Muslims getting emotional and blast the cartoonist, but i DO NOT condone violence from ANY side.
There is a good message from ALL religions, then it is a matter of interpreting their beliefs. MHO is to stay with the incident, it serves no purpose to blow it out of proportion by generalizing. After all we are human, the Divine's message CANNOT be bad no matter the language.
I see no problem of the Muslims getting emotional and blast the cartoonist, but i DO NOT condone violence from ANY side.
There is a good message from ALL religions, then it is a matter of interpreting their beliefs. MHO is to stay with the incident, it serves no purpose to blow it out of proportion by generalizing. After all we are human, the Divine's message CANNOT be bad no matter the language.
