Are you God's gift to women?

[Viggo Rasmussen]

If so, why are they wrapped in your presents?

 

[IRIS]

If so, why are they wrapped in your presents?

We just want to send back for the sender after we use it and easier to wrap when it's hard

Otherwise the ideal gift from God has three magic number. 95 - 15 - 105 .
95 years old, he has 15 million in the bank and his fever is 105 fahrenheit ...lol

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

ha ha - rap on, sister! :thumb:

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

Iris you were my present. :eyebrows:

 

[Hangman]

Actually, I think of women as God's gift to me.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

LOL, are you ribbon me?

 

[Ridgeman08]

Apparently not...

I guess my T4 slip needs a few more zero`s for that! LOL

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?372390-Clients-looking-for-SP-to-become-an-SO

:frusty:

 

[IRIS]

Iris you were my present. :eyebrows:

When? I don't remember anyone to wear viking helmet Viggo.

 

[toughb]

We just want to send back for the sender after we use it and easier to wrap when it's hard

Otherwise the ideal gift from God has three magic number. 95 - 15 - 105 .
95 years old, he has 15 million in the bank and his fever is 105 fahrenheit ...lol

One of those numbers fits me presently.

 

[hairyfucker]

yes I am God's gift to women. Right along side her fur coat.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

When? I don't remember anyone to wear viking helmet Viggo.

Iris I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

 

[nottyboi]

If so, why are they wrapped in your presents?

They are actually presents to myself...lol

 

[frankcastle]

yes but they keep regifting me

 

[shakenbake]

I would humbly aspire to be God's greatest gift to women. But, as they say, behind every great man is a much greater woman.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

Behind Miss Jessie is a sight to behold.

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

And I'd beholding her firmly. :thumb:

 

[Ridgeman08]

Miss Jessie's Behind, is a sight to behold.

I fixed your post... hope you don't mind!

 

[Mod100]

Aren't all men a gift to women?

 

[Ridgeman08]

Aren't all men a gift to women?

I'd have to disagree. In fact I'd say the opposite is true. :faint:

 

[IRIS]

But, as they say, behind every great man is a much greater woman.

I feel the same when I do a strap-on service.