Tired phrases

Gntlmn

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"Curves in all the right places"

We know you're a woman, and women have boobs and hips and an ass. Ergo ...

(ya, I'm feeling grumpy today but it's hard to discern all those DL/CL posts when so many include the same meaningless phrase).

Ladies, we (royal, at least) like when your posts are creative and not just the same old copy-paste job.
 

Viggo Rasmussen

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We've all seen women with curves in the wrong places.

It may be tired, but as long as the info is accurate I have no problem with them describing themselves this way.
 

too2shy

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We've all seen women with curves in the wrong places.

It may be tired, but as long as the info is accurate I have no problem with them describing themselves this way.
Totally agree. I actually like this saying for that reason.
 
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OnTheWayOut

I prefer when they have curves at the corners of their mouth. For some reason those women give the best blowjobs :)
 

Jabba

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How about some phrases for the guys:

Awesome Molson Muscle with back hair.
Some phat ass that can move your mountains.

...I dunno what else. I'm dry on ideas right now.
 
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Or I will be your "true girlfriend experience" and then when you get there she says sorry I don't allow any kissing or DATY!
 

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Then we should leave right away LOL. If we don't then they will be encouraged to continue with the lies if they profit from them. If it is YMMV, then she doesn't like what she sees then even more reasons to leave as we don't wish them do things they don't like. If she is from an agency and the agency falsely advertises them similary good reasons to leave and we should stop calling that agency, especially if they point the fault at the hobbyist lol. My 2 cents.

Yes the word "Freaky" LOL. It freaks me out.
I understand where you are coming from, but I have to say this one thing. When we get a new girl starting, and she tells us that she provides service A, B, C. And she is good looking and alot of clients see her. 2 days later, we read about how crappy the service is, and what she did and didn't do, and then the agency is the bad guy. Unless we are sitting in the room conducting the action, its extremely hard to control. What WE do, is if a client is a regular that we know, I will ask them to call us back and give us some feedback on how things went. This helps alot, but only if it is a client that we know.

There is no easy fix that will solve the problem, all the time. Sometimes the problem IS with the client too, but when it's a new girl, we look closely at the situation. In reference to Francheska, we were able to nip it in the bud as one of our clients called us right away. Same as that Maria girl, she was gone in a day because she was prejudiced and refused to see dark skinned gentleman. (absolutely no place in this industry for discrimination)

WE do what we can, sometimes it works.
 
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OnTheWayOut

"Shhhhhh, I only do for you" (really, only you)

"pics are 100% me" (10 years ago MAYBE)

"no restrictions" (except bbbj, daty, lfk, dfk, etc)

"prettiest girl in town" (but not on the block)

"last day in town" (unless this ad makes me busy enough to stay)

"my first day in the biz" (this week)

"if you aren't happy your money back" (if you can beat it out of my huge pimp)

"petite spinner" (35 pounds ago)

"I love to deepthroat" (my pinky finger)

"New to the industry" (in this town)
 
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"Shhhhhh, I only do for you" (really, only you)

"pics are 100% me" (10 years ago MAYBE)

"no restrictions" (except bbbj, daty, lfk, dfk, etc)

"prettiest girl in town" (but not on the block)

"last day in town" (unless this ad makes me busy enough to stay)

"my first day in the biz" (this week)

"if you aren't happy your money back" (if you can beat it out of my huge pimp)

"petite spinner" (35 pounds ago)

"I love to deepthroat" (my pinky finger)

"New to the industry" (in this town)
Yes great list, I really find the "last day in town" (and she advertises for another 2 weeks straight while still in town !!! it sounds so desperate)......and of course the "no restrictions"
 
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