Might cut a bit too close for some guys....
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/bianca-the-covert-toronto-escort-with-a-day-job
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/bianca-the-covert-toronto-escort-with-a-day-job
I wish I had those writing skills. IM SO JEALOUSE.I've only read the first few columns, but I think she does herself a disservice when she says she's a crappy writer.
Yes, it is slick. Could be just a set up looking for a TV movie. Everyone loves stories about hookers and gastly clients don't they.A good read for sure. But a little too slick. Sounds fictional. The writer even went to the trouble of introducing the characters at the start and there's a whole story arc to the thing. Doesn't read like a blog written on the fly but something that was planned from day 1.
It's likely that she was in the business a little bit earlier than the posted updates...and had kept a diary. Then she organized it into a coherent narrative. OK effort.A good read for sure. But a little too slick. Sounds fictional. The writer even went to the trouble of introducing the characters at the start and there's a whole story arc to the thing. Doesn't read like a blog written on the fly but something that was planned from day 1.
But that night my formula wasn’t proving successful, I was alone and not making money. It was an unacceptable situation and all I could do was take matter into my own hands. The last option, the Hail Mary play.
I wrote an amazing review of myself on the main review board for Toronto.
Using a fake account, I constructed the most erotic, ribald, titillating encounter the review board had ever seen. No detail was left unexposed, no act undisclosed. The imaginary partner performing all of the acronyms and code words upon my alter ego, and the ones I was performing on him with such skill and adroitness could have died and gone to Heaven. "Bianca’s body is slamming with a brain to match, she put a smile on my face that will take a long time to go away… " he/I wrote.
I sent the review to the site and watched it load on the page. The site counted page views and as I feverishly F5-ed the page, the page view slowly crept up.
Some replies came in the next hour saying “Thanks for the review, man!” and “She’s on my TDL (to-do list) now!” This review would set me up with tricks for the next few weeks at least. I turned the television back on and McDuff leapt into my lap. Sometime around 1 am, the phone rang. I straightened myself up and went out into the night. I had a reputation to maintain now.
I only read the last entry but I like the writing. In the quoted section the call has asked her why men see sps. Assuming it isn't fiction and that maybe all sps and mpas think this way, does it make you reconsider seeing them?It was something I had thought about a lot.
“Well, first of all," I said, "I’ll assume we’re not talking about the guys who want to get caught. Guys who want out of their life but don’t really have the cojones to end it themselves. Then, I think there are the guys with the high libidos. They didn’t ask for it. They might be full-on sex addicts. I’ve met them. It’s ruining their lives but they can’t stop. It happens. And then you have the guys who are like any other guys. Why does any man perform a sex act? Sometimes they’re drunk, high, horny or bored or any combination of those. Why do they have sex with me? Probably because I’m young and attractive and men have always given me what I’ve wanted whether I asked or not. They’re faced with their own aging process and hate it.”
Maybe I was getting too personal now, but I kept on. “I think their brain wires cross and they believe that sleeping with a young woman somehow makes them younger by proxy, but it doesn’t. Actually, I don’t make anybody feel better in the long run. I think I make people feel worse. But because men attach so much to sex, so much of their identity, they think I’m going to wave my magic hooker wand and make their lives better. And when I don’t they get angry and sad and just feel worse. Eventually they forget that seeing escorts actually makes them feel bad and come back to us. That is one thing I know. They always come back.”