Lies you told a SP / massuse

[Ceiling Cat]

My name is Bob...................no, seriously.

 

[Hangman]

Yeah, I'll definitely have to book you again!

 

[datyking]

Thats just a pimple on my dick.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

1. I said I run my own business
2. I said I once got a 3 way BBBJ

 

[uhck41]

that wins, close thread

you're pretty

 

[fun-guy]

You mean someone tells the truth about anything? Weird. It's all lies, it's in a fantasy world, and same from her it's all lies, so what and who cares, we're just suppose to have fun for that hour and then forget about it. Back to the real world and life goes on.

 

[Babypowder]

no, i dont mind at all if you have to make a quick call during our session.

 

[Mr.Doggystyle]

I tell them truth. My real name and real occupation and even give them my business card.

name: Jerson, adult movie director

 

[customer]

At a MP, I get FS from the others for $50. (doesn't work though I would be scared if it did)

 

[mandrill]

went to an mp with a buddy.

after walking out the girls started asking if we wanted to stay late and come party. curious i asked why. he was leading them on that we are excutives from gm here on business so they clued in maybe these guys are rich lol. i was surprised they bought it .

You thought they were too smart, right?

 

[Madeline Rhodes]

My name is Bob...................no, seriously.

LOL! Bob is more common then John.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Your the first MPA I've ever done this with....:hippie:

 

[Hip]

I told one I could guarantee her an interview at my office. The rest would be up to her. She sent me her resume. I forwarded it with my highest recommendations. Apparently my recommendation isn't worth as much as I thought it was. They made a liar out of me. She never got the interview.

 

[bobistheowl]

I told one I could guarantee her an interview at my office. The rest would be up to her. She sent me her resume. I forwarded it with my highest recommendations. Apparently my recommendation isn't worth as much as I thought it was. They made a liar out of me. She never got the interview.

In hindsight, it probably wasn't a good idea to list a bunch of TERB handles under "References".

 

[Hip]

In hindsight, it probably wasn't a good idea to list a bunch of TERB handles under "References".

Yes I had a hard time explaining who EyeOfTheGoober was.

 

[sarasota]

That I was a stud.

 

[zarbe]

i'm of age, really

rofl

 

[massman]

"I just came"

 

[itsallgood]

you're pretty

awesome tits etc.

i feed them the same BS they feed me. lol

Well said asn!

 

[eurotrash1970]

I'll have to look you up the next time I'm in town. LMAO