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530marcus

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May 5, 2003
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hello bitches!
west jet let down at cowboy time
a few bloody boozers under the plate
into my buddys School (he rules) for the WEEK.

down to b... D!
tonight ladies, I am yours!
Your welcome.

Hey Sarge, report me back the tack at Romeo's time, fair one.

Bitches!
 

toine

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Jan 6, 2007
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The outer fringe
hello bitches!
west jet let down at cowboy time
a few bloody boozers under the plate
into my buddys School (he rules) for the WEEK.

down to b... D!
tonight ladies, I am yours!
Your welcome.

Hey Sarge, report me back the tack at Romeo's time, fair one.

Bitches!
We've all been missing you, 530M!
What's up, you're dancing more than ever on the line of intelligible and gibberish!
Anyhow, welcome back from the hell of oil-land and big paycheques. The locals girls will be happy to see oily money!

toine, another rescapee from the wild land.
 

toine

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Jan 6, 2007
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Well, the entertainment value and all that, you know. Better than some guys telling us about their existentialist crisis (why am I on earth, how will I find happiness, why am I alone, and all that), you know!
Just trying to decode the gibberish is, for me, entertaining. What about you, mmad?
 

jiiimmm

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Aug 16, 2007
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north of the GTA
does referring to women as "bitches" really work for some guys??? Does being boozed up and incoherent really work too? I gotta know, cause I think I've been going about it all wrong all these years.
 

mmad

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Jun 27, 2006
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Just trying to decode the gibberish is, for me, entertaining. What about you, mmad?
I can think of better ways to have fun !! If I need a puzzle I'll go find a Sudoko or Crossword.
 

monkot

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Marcus is an urban poet or gangsta poet...look it up, it's quite good if you're the literary type. At first I didn't get what the hell he was talking about, but if you can decipher his message...it isn't gibberish at all.

Hey Marcus, u da man!
 

Gntlmn

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Oct 27, 2002
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Was marcus incarcerated for a spell? Is that why we didn't hear from him? I totally agree with the head-spinning entertainment value of his posts. Gangsta poet like 2-Pack SackCure. If I could only figure out a way to develop and market 530marcus decoder rings I might make, well, $1.25 or so.
 

toine

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Jan 6, 2007
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Well, I had been so much hoping for some cheap entertainment being provided by our friend from the land of oily abundance. Poor us Easterners must either move or get to live vicariously. So, what happened this time, did the Eastern ladies defeated the Western dragon?
 
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530marcus

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May 5, 2003
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Thanks, ty banks, dis olive salad running Tooty vinegar
At 32$ a pint
Rally rally car back wit Herbie bouncing flac
I'm tryin
I'm tryin


(You bitches is good peeps)
 

ChloeSummers

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I'd say no, personally. But you have to admit, his cryptic posts are amusing. It takes a creative mind to come up with something like that.

does referring to women as "bitches" really work for some guys??? Does being boozed up and incoherent really work too? I gotta know, cause I think I've been going about it all wrong all these years.
 

kingpin1

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Aug 27, 2008
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Thanks, ty banks, dis olive salad running Tooty vinegar
At 32$ a pint
Rally rally car back wit Herbie bouncing flac
I'm tryin
I'm tryin


(You bitches is good peeps)
Sir, welcome back. Please post daily for our entertainment value! Really happy to see you back on this forum!
 
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