What do you read on the toilet?

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last time i was on the shitter long enough to read somthing i changed my diet
That's funny!

I don't read while on the thrown! I'm too busy sinking the battleshits! Flushing as you go is cool as the sinking sound makes it real!

I've installed a 15" led tv and use my 11.6" laptop to be on terb, etc.

Above the towel rack which is across from the thrown is the TO Sunshine girl caledar "Nicole" Ms. August is hot!http://www.torontosun.com/sunshine-girl/calendar/2011
The Tiger-Cat Cheerleaders calendar is beside the Sunshine Girl calendar! Two of the young ladies live in the condoplex! http://www.ticats.ca/page/cheerleaders
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Currently, I'm watching the Tiger-Cats/Stampeders game while multi-tasking on terb and other boards. Calgary is leading 24-20 over Hamilton late in the third quarter.

My dog is lying on the floor outside of the washroom chewing on his toy and patiently waiting for a final flush. Hold that thought as I wipe and flush! :closed_2:
 

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I don't read while on the thrown!
Your post threw me a bit until I realise what you really meant by thrown. I've thrown away many wads of toilet paper myself in my many years on this planet.

In completely unrelated news, some people call the toilet a "throne" because it satirically compares the shitter to a King's royal seat. Just saying.
 

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Your post threw me a bit until I realise what you really meant by thrown. I've thrown away many wads of toilet paper myself in my many years on this planet.

In completely unrelated news, some people call the toilet a "throne" because it satirically compares the shitter to a King's royal seat. Just saying.
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I do not like to read while using the facilities, I prefer to pick up a baton and conduct. I am usually done by the time the William Tell overture is finished. I particularly like the closing crescendo!
 

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Your post threw me a bit until I realise what you really meant by thrown. I've thrown away many wads of toilet paper myself in my many years on this planet.

In completely unrelated news, some people call the toilet a "throne" because it satirically compares the shitter to a King's royal seat. Just saying.
Oops, I realized later my spelling error and just couldn't be bothered to change. I may have been distracted when I wrote thrown as the football game was on! :Eek:
 
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